“I believe God made me for a purpose, but He also made me fast. And when I run, I feel His pleasure.”

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

also one of my favorite “drop in for one scene and absolutely kill it” performances, as kelso in “heat”

REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us what happened with the elephant? ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker

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here is how you get into Wiseman

Sitting bolt upright at 2:00am with a spec script idea for a Star Trek:TNG episode entitled "LGBT . . . Q?"

“I always want her to do well. At the same time, I do want to beat her team and win against her. Obviously.” “If I would hit her, that’s something we would laugh about after the game. But during the game, I don’t really see her.” 💀 @georgikantchev.bsky.social:

this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema

#1984 rb.gy/r297ie

#1984 rb.gy/yjwtzl

Roses are red. The sky is red. The seas are red. It is the prophecy.

Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. August 2024.

WHAT: Tanner Fletcher (fall 2026) OCCASIONS: being the baddest bitch in your wood nymph clique or moving from Berlin to Vermont & trying to blend in IF IT WERE A SCENT: warm milk poured into a metal pitcher EMOTIONAL RANGE: fanciful/devious #MJMfashionGuide

🚨 Special Urban Report 🚨 Yumbo Centrum Shopping Maspalomas, Spain

The most awkward spot on the #WMATA map

Please keep my imaginary best friend Louis Longebones in your prayers. He’s 12 feet tall and hates spaghetti and just learned he’s got the rickets

Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable

Tower Bridge area, London

Here's a handy timeline of the history of the Winter Olympics ⛷️🥌⛸️🏂 and how many medal events there are in each sport

Some mudlarking finds survived for centuries in the muddy banks of the River Thames. Others are freshly baked tasty snacks. 🍪 This biscuit (cookie) set recreates ten of the 350+ mudlarked objects in London Museum's Secrets of the Thames exhibition. The exhibition closes on 1 March. Don’t miss it!

Ricki, Bunny and the cool Auntie

Working from home/office.

The Uniqueen

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

István Nádler, 2002

update: the ice chapel at notre dame has stained glass

“Being a general in an autocracy is a thankless job. If you are seen as effective and your subordinates like you, you develop an alternative power center, and the autocrat feels threatened. But if you perform poorly, the autocrat also doesn’t like you.” @ewong.bsky.social @julianbarnes.bsky.social:

Never forget

Vacation house. Mountains. LESBIAN BESTIE: Do you want to cook the sausage? MJM: Sure! Um, do I need olive oil? LB: How about the garlic bread. MJM: Sure! What makes the oven catch on fire? Do I need a paste? LB: I…what would you like to do? MJM: I have researched a drink called a Sgroppino.

I got a mini PC just to use Excel because I hate Excel on the Mac so much. Best $200 I’ve ever spent!

there are logos. and then there are logos

He would treat them like they were real people

The Sony TR-1825 Radio (1970)

Silo Saint Jacob, IL

Population density like Andreas Feininger’s 1944 aerial of Manhattan.

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

monday comin'

It was another month of podcast purging! Is anyone safe?

Many years later, my single grossest/favorite Hollywood interaction was watching Brett Ratner aggressively hit on the receptionist in an agency lobby and Mary Steenburgen was sitting across from me and we rolled our eyes at each other in shared disgust

Every email to Jeffrey Epstein is: "ha ha thank you for a 'relaxing' weekend jeffrey :p i enjoyed 'hors d'oeuvres' and 'the buffet' especially ;) and i particularly enjoyed committing 'sex crimes' XD XD XD Sent From My Blackberry"

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it

“No sunshine. No happy families. No impossibly green trees. Just cold, honest, depressing reality.”

The Worm Hole Colchester, IL

One for Catherine O'Hara.

I've been listening to neighbors try to pickaxe their cars out of our alley for four days now. at one point a uhaul truck drove in, immediately got stuck perfectly sealing the alley exit closed, and was summarily abandoned

MELANIA reminds me a bit about that old Brian Eno line about the first Velvet Underground record. Not everyone saw it. But everyone that did ended up in an article about how much everyone else hates them.

David Brooks: This is a war on blue states Bill Kristol: Abolish ICE Springsteen: ICE is the Gestapo Dems in Congress: Let’s talk body cams and QR codes