Omar Cooper Jr.'s insane touchdown catch to put Indiana ahead 27-24 over Penn State may have been what finally broke Gus Johnson.

I need to know does it extend and then sweep the porch

Every day the fucking news has me like this

can't even get dressed alone

The Satanists and Buddhists also fed the baby. And the Catholics are 2/3 Episcopalians are hanging on a thread because they went to voicemail

Important: Congress has a $79/day allowance for food!! And they get free healthcare!!

y'all do this ish like we got healthcare

This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

Not interested in arguing about the toxicology of caffeine so here are the ChatGPT numbers:

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

getting compliments on your anti-social/rude tee is hilarious

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

I got you, pal! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/02/m...

For those that don’t know about that entire fucking situation: www.sbnation.com/nba/2020/8/2...

Gabrielle Union checking the temperature:

and that is why we love a babe who loves titties how we love titties

It makes me nervous to date someone who’s an ass person. I’m not showing up with a phantom or even a Chrysler 3000. I have a compact. A hybrid, at best. Im pulling up with a Prius booty.

Science Bluesky, I need a question answered that is not yielding to Google! Can you carbon-14 date an alien? Because I know it requires nitrogen-14 in the upper atmosphere and if the alien homeworld doesn’t have the same nitrogen content…?

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

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The city is launching a program to give 100 families $20K over the course of their birth journeys — no strings attached. mirrorindy.org/indianapolis...

Oh, have I got something that reflects what you’re talking about. God bless you, South Korean Bootleg Knockoff Media.

12 Hangry Men

This is as big a deal as Mamdani actually? In forever fascist ass MS...??? Like....

In 2020, a young socialist organizer & AIAC contributor sat down with us, sharing his vision for a world that empowers working people over the rich and powerful. Today, that vision has carried him to City Hall. Congrats, Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social! 🌹 africasacountry.com/2020/01/roti...

good things are not only "possible" but crucial. dire.

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whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks

every morning after election day, someone has to get online to lecture everyone that the work isn't done as though the work could be done without these small moments of relief and joy

feeling hopeful that people will continue to understand that THESE PEOPLE WORK FOR YOU

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

LOCAL ELECTION RESULT: Let me congratulate @zysaidso.bsky.social for her election to the Charlottesville School Board. For those wondering: Zyahna Bryant was a student organizer who led the successful fight in removing two confederate statues from downtown Charlottesville.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

does anyone have the final numbers on votes cast in NYC? ain't seen nothing like this since '69 at least

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

"You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.” Fucking SAVAGE for him to invoke Mario Cuomo.

the vibe in NYC suggests a Zohran-related baby boom in nine months.

Okay let's sacrifice another war criminal to see if we get another reward or treat

Didn’t folks say “identity politics” was the reason we weren’t winning

Get Funk Flex on Hot 97 right now to play the first 40 seconds of Mamdani’s speech 82 times in a row

Boy Mamdani's race is really a vivid reminder that anti-Islamic bigotry is 100% accepted in US public discourse. People don't even bother dog whistling, it's just right out in the open.