This entmoot could’ve been an entmail

Fired football coach Brent Pry's wikipedia photo is the hard-livin' version of opinion guy

Today people went around my neighborhood in north east London spray painting St George’s crosses onto people’s homes. Many of these houses have non British people living in them. This is getting very dark, very quick.

Gandolfini is Italian for "son of Gandalf"

I hate listening to whiny people

I don’t have anything close to a point to make here, I just saw it and had to do it.

kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes

youre damn straight youre recording my call for quality and training purposes im the guy youve all been warned about lets do this

*Pink Floyd voice* So So you think you can tell Kenan from Kel…

what happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? they kaleidescope

*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

this is definitely a renovated prison right

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

Okay, here’s the haircut I want. Just like the girl in the photo. That’s actually my missing daughter haha. You haven’t seen her, have you? No? Ah, no worries. Still want the haircut, though, yeah.

you could make $100,000,000,000,000 if you could figure out how to get Kitchen Water to come out of the bathroom faucet instead of Bathroom Water

I’m a bitch, I’m a lover of the films of Danny Glover Operation Dumbo Drop Lethal Weapon, he’s a cop

ME: *telling a joke* SARA: haha SARAH: hahah

A despondent Olivia Nuzzi, now unemployed, turns to her only solace: turning on her kitchen's garbage disposal and letting it run so that she can pretend RFK Jr is whispering sweet nothings in her ear

I’m finally reading God Emperor of Dune.

The fall colours are getting very pretty and the mornings are crisp! There was a bit of fog over the marsh when this Greater Yellowlegs came in to land in the shallows. 🪶

when Muad'Dib is revealed

Buddy, I’m from New York…, the only “AI” I care about is “Ayyy I’m walkin’ here”