sumo fans im off to the kokugikan (in english known as royal albert hall)

What?! The Girl I’m Seeing Is A Fujoshi, But She’s Not Even An Otaku?! My Lesbian Adventures With A Fujo Who’s Only Seen “Some Of Ouran High School Host Club”

Trump: I'm like Neo from The Matrix. Charlie, not so much. The stone floor for the Rose Garden was imported. Don't you like it?

a tree fell down. the botanic gardens has halloween things up. real death and then funny death

my means are sane, my motive and my object mad

How it is, there is no telling

I try! Oh, how I try!

“I fear not thy epidemic, man,” said Ahab

as part of our clock tower hallowstream's first episode last night, i broke down the game's release timeline in a clear and understandable way

that damn hallway

Jane Goodall, Author Of ‘15 Amazing Monkey Facts For Kids,’ Dies At 91

so sayeth .........pierre

when you see rotting bananas dont say to yourself "these bananas are no good" instead say "i failed these bananas" #accountability

*sees a bad post* rr... uuagh... hUh! ARGH *sees a funny post* ah! ahahaa... ooh, haa aah!

Wretched entertainment

Indiana Jones / Didj / LeapFrog / 2008

just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one

you got a funny way of talking............... pierre.........

The fuel system... Hmmm. Now that you mention it... Wait a minute. This isn't right.

Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

I don't know who made this but I feel it keenly.

if you have anything important to tell us, out with it; but if you are only trying to bamboozle us, you are mistaken in your game

wot movey do YOU consida poifect

absolutely gonna make this in the coming days

Need I remind you that in the case of a national emergency FEMA has a list of six million Americans who will be transported to detention centers? Your tabloids call it RX 84.

my dad frequently shows me jimmy kimmel monologues so this is a highly significant moment in history

Swerve me? ye cannot swerve me, else ye swerve yourselves! man has ye there. Swerve me?

cant get over all the dialogue in policenauts that is "epic tits babe" and then the babe with epic tits responds with an infodump about how her epic tit attire is constructed specifically for space to counteract blood flow irregularities

"YE DIDNT RELLY TELL HIM HOW LONG ITD TAKE DID YE?!?!?"

Picard management tip: Once in a long while, pilot the shuttlecraft yourself.

Picard management tip: Error is the great teacher, memorable and valuable. Embrace it. Let it educate you.

therrrre HERE......

Never know when I might come up against heavy armor. Give me the GEP gun.

Look at that hanging lower lip! what a huge sulk and pout is there!

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

in its time the virtual boy was one to be lauded for its groundbreaking innovations and vision. but to bring it back now, when all boys are virtual as a matter of course, will only expose its weaknesses

just saw the lascaux cave paintings.... wow

I hope this ishmael finds you whale

ah ha cuz he killed em all. good job jc