what i like about die hard is everyone whos a baddie really emphasises that they suck. like the fbi come along to relieve dwayne and they start talking about killing 20-25% of the hostages. no ambiguity just har har i are evil

chrimmas dinner

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Dragon Quest enemy ass pose

youtu.be/6xckBwPdo1c?... listening to this as santa enters uk airspace

The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?

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This is bullshit, why not just make it Chex-tra delicious from the beginning

Not being able to be killed by conventional weaponry must feel really good.

watching "devil girl from mars"

in the sonic adventure credits they have the specific credits for "CHAOS" Character Designer and "CHAOS" Programmer i think they shouldve changed it to "Wardrobe for Mr. CHAOS", "Assistant to Mr. CHAOS" etc

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

words hurt

dont like when a 2d game with 3d graphics attempts to recreate every 2d sprite except in 3d and with 3d framerate. sonic 4 looked shit. new megaman doesnt look great

the real way to approach this is to establish that these characters have the same diet as actual hedgehogs. sonic doesnt need to cook because he can eat many insects and fruits raw

[lou reed voice] little bar..

ワドルドゥ

dmx really did nail the dog bark

i watched existenz and i couldnt have been older than 12 its violence scared me. but my sister and i adopted the "character in the game responds to invalid dialogue input by vacantly rotating their head" as a tic for many years

stoners very good at portraying a person who isnt good at talking

One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness

Dad Found My Yuri 😭😭😭

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

every escape from la character wants to have a chill time with snake plissken. even those who dont show it deep down seek it

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

Padme: I always loved Scooby Doo ☺️ And I have to admit, I think those Scooby Snacks looked pretty yummy! What do you think they would taste like? 🙂 Anakin: Whenever I’m eating food I wish I was scraping my fingernails through the hot dirt outside. And I can hear a dirt yelling.

DOGS/DOG_BALL.GIF

i bet bart simpson still makes a healthy living off of royalty payments, sponsorships, etc even if his peak earning years have passed

sandwiches are so good

We love Tiny Tim, but let's be real. "God bless us, every one!" is no "Don't have a cow, man!"

how do YOU know what a menu is, buddy

can of coke that miraculously is flat despite having just been opened before my eyes. wonders to experience at bars

dads watching a content creator going on route 66 video. these people lean entirely too much on the word "vibe"

They say Simpsons fans will soon be able to call homer on the phone

I'm going to do it.

tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life

GEORGE IS IN THE SHOP - Full Version

They should have sent Agent Navarre. Your brother is timid like a child.

youtu.be/laKf8urpGKM?... thinking about that common performance of real people on letterman where he decided not to do the verse where he condemns interracial relationships he just stands there as if alone and sober at a dj set nodding his head at the band