I'm honestly sort of baffled by the number of transfems who've never learned how to properly sit on a couch, and instead throw themselves towards the ground in the hope that a couch will intercede.

discord kitten or signal hound.

The market is untapped for a Get-Along-Bomb-Collar called "Keep Kissing and Nobody Explodes"

just add water

repeatedly lobotomizing and then healing someone for interrogative purposes

a machine should never be responsible for triage, diagnostics, or clinical decision making.

upon further reflection

Biting and biting and biting and biting and groping and ripping and tearing and loving and kissing and biting and breaking and cuddling and caressing and biting and killing

Sex is when you're wearing a tight leather glove and you make a fist and the girl you're with blushes and flinches at the sound of the leather creaking as it's pulled taut

saw this in a theater the other night, this movie fucking rules

Anyway, ICE must be abolished and we should not tolerate positions that are mealy mouthed about it.

Deadlock has piqued my interest I am not immune to sexy vampire propaganda

🩸 shame 🩸

i may be more of a bottom than a top in general but i do think if you've never made the light of humanity leave a girls eyes in the midst of her moaning you're missing out

it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant

Do not under any circumstances use a non-CoTCCC approved tourniquet on a GSW. CAT Gen 7s are $30-$35, readily available, and are proven to work on massive hemorrhages. 3D-printed slop that has not been approved by any regulatory body will get somebody killed.

being binary plural is sort of Goa'uld-coded if you think about it

this is not a tiktok it is a documentary

I should visit Boston again

This year we had a very pretentious museum-style plaque to tape onto the info-sheet. It didn't include everything—next time around we'll have a silly lil' thought-bubble sheet with ideas for things to do—but it made me happy ^-^

Twinning goes absolutely fucking stupid when you have NPD

hypnosubs be like "I'm open to suggestions"

if he was Andrew Tate we'd have no more mass shootings

Obviously the thing badly pretending to be a person is it/its and the obedient brainless dog underneath the veneer is she/her

dracula flow voice: "they said I had a GCS of 20, I know who the president's *gonna* be!"

personally, if i were Tim Walz i’d say “fuck it” and deploy the National Guard against ICE just to see what happens. He already made vague threats of doing it, he should stop being a coward and commit.

it's a sick realization to figure out you got hot enough that you can pull basically whoever

a propellor hat of the soul

it’s fucked up the bsky gif keyboard doesn’t have packwatch

leave the house. play pool with strangers. kiss your friends. have one more drink than you normally would. go to the bathroom and snort whatever's offered to you. live your fuckin life

feeling sort of dangerous tn :)

detonating my vest at cicis pizza

a woman putting her fingers in another woman's mouth is the most erotic thing imaginable the next is being choked into unconscious

Being pro-ICE and pro-DHS is about as viable as someone who said the economy was doing fine in 2024 at this point. You just need to be the person who says they'll make it stop. That's all you need to do.

I love this little life I've carved out for myself, and everyone who's part of it.

Did you know that a woman who presents as aloof and unattainable may actually be utterly oblivious and too afraid to make the first move? It's a moth fact!

Please watch this immediately oh my gosh

"Who is this" "What is that" "Where is that" <-- awesome in a person to person conversation, why are we doing this in a group chat where now the topic now has to reorient to teaching you what the concept is. Go on wikipedia, loserly zoomer.

can we renormalize sending people annoying ass "let me google that for you" links but like. to wikipedia search or something since google is shit now? i feel like the individual drive of self-driven learning needs to be bullied back into newer generations.

this is up there with "awwwwh who told you you could correct your spelling mistakes?"

My resolution is to be hornier this year.

a predator4predator lesbian couple and the increasingly worried (& turned on) deergirl they're flirting with at the bar

turns out I *can* pull off a solid conversational/covert induction :)

The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does. and right now, this system is harassing and sexually assaulting women on an unprecedented scale. it is actively reifying the sexualization of women and the patriarchal control of women. it is the world's shiniest and newest boot.

you can claim "the technology itself is neutral" all you want but the combination of AI censor/label tech on this website with the disgusting stories like stella's below demonstrate that this tech has a very specific purpose: control over women's bodies