dogtop cnc is my magnum opus. my magpup opus

We woke up this morning, and we fell a little further down. For sure, it's the valley of death. I open up my wallet, and it's full of Sponch

im like the porn of comedy

Vee wants us to listen to Motionless in White so I'll be spending my unplug day (not posting anywhere or chatting with 90% of people) listening to them for the first time.

I am a creature of habit, I pass the time while thinking by walking around my house aimlessly. If a door is open I will simply walk into that room then turn around & leave. If you close a door I won't open it I'll simply walk up to the door then turn around. I'm like those bouncing screensavers.

Vee be like "My 'I'll cum if you punch me' shirt is getting me a lot of questions already answered by my shirt"

She Enter my Shikari til there's a flash flood of colour

So we had suspicions about a 5th in our midst for a while. Primarily based on occasional urges to be playfully combative in romantic contexts, increasingly more sadistic methods of teasing others, a negative voice in our head getting louder and a new toxic OC being injected into our head. Meet Vee.

So we had suspicions about a 5th in our midst for a while. Primarily based on occasional urges to be playfully combative in romantic contexts, increasingly more sadistic methods of teasing others, a negative voice in our head getting louder and a new toxic OC being injected into our head. Meet Vee.

Hough......... Sascha V. and Prof. Muller picrew...

Got told by someone I love that it hurts them to see me hurt myself to help others. I think I realized I am so terrified of not being there for others in their time of need, even if I have nothing to give, that I martyr myself and burn myself out trying to be a source of comfort.

I am so incurably fucking angry right now. I want to scream but I have nowhere to do it. I want to break something but have to protect all I have. I want to break down but people are counting on me to be strong for myself and them.

"I'll break you in as my bitch and use you as a stepping stone to conquer the empire" INSANE. FIRE. MY KIND OF DIALOGUE. MY KIND OF CHARACTER

Oh, sweet little bright-eyed Prof. Lucy Muller, I sure hope your precious shut-in heart doesn't get dashed on the rocks by a butch dyke sleazebag mercenary....

sometimes you set out to beat the crap out of someone and end up having a heart to heart in the arena and both of you end up crying and thats fine

he who buys tactical gear from temu. is both blind and broke.

The pronouns labeler shut down but there's a new one over here

People with massive yuri collection will have a gunplay piece but will be completely normal and really cool people, while people with massive yaoi collections will tell you how you deserve to die if your a lesbian while reading "Men look at each other with a tiny splash of homosexuality"

(what!)

Good evening my Ghouls once more we're back to our brave adventure tonight(1030ish) as we inch ever closer to the end of this first region can we handle what trials are ahead?!

The market is untapped for a Get-Along-Bomb-Collar called "Keep Kissing and Nobody Explodes"

Average Sascha activity: Cooking up an AU where her storyline's villain is a withdrawn and vulnerable lab geek who gets used and cast aside by the canon storyline's protag - then listening to music that lyrically matches the tone and crying about it.

You can actually tell a real princess because she'll pretend to not know what sex is five minutes after sucking down her personal guard's "sidesword" to the hilt without gagging. It shows the maids have been doing their duty too!

Imma keep it 100 I have no idea what happened I took my prog but some tea I had with dinner kept me up so I just started writing that AU concept It's still not done btw lemme knock back some coffee and get back to it

AU where instead of being the control-freak Director - Muller is actually an airheaded ladyfailure working as an analyst for the government researchers. She looks basically the same except for her clothes now being all black with a red tie. And you can't forget the ISG badge on a lanyard.

i lvoe them

I need help My brain conjured imagery of Muller wearing a *black* button-up and khakis, with a red tie, and I about fainted

many of you

I'm thinkin of comming art of me fuckin Audrey II

sittin sidewayz girlz in a daze

i'm like if they forcefemmed Paul Wall

Other puppy girls go "Awoooo" or "wuff~" if you ask em to bark If you ask me to bark I sound like fucking Lochie Keogh

I'm gonna demolish her tomorrow it'll actually be so fuckin funny

Trying to tease your snuffbait squadmate in character and it fires back with a deep enough cut that you get stunlocked for like 5 minutes and have to regain composure

should you let your friend score a point? or should you make them EARN it?

A New Record!

When Lely said she wanted a Sex on the Beach, Uru was all too eager to show her girlfriend a special blend. Commission for @realmofmin.bsky.social‬ @kanzensun.bsky.social and Tokamara (No social)! #Commission #NSFWCommission #CommissionsOpen

It fits! Cow breeding time

just add water

Integra Provokes Seras’ Unrepentant Thirst 👅🩸 Just drink your blood Seras it's that easy! 🧛‍♀️ Get The Extended Barrel Squirting Version of this image on Patreon here: www.patreon.com/posts/octobe...

[oc] Helping Eloise grab something from the top shelf😌

How it started: Here's my main OC, I use her to navigate trauma and find ways to heal when hurting How it's going: Heres a fic of my and a friend's OC both getting offed in a shipping container

Help? #八幡海鈴 這些手的指甲顏色沒有特別代表誰，只是隨便上的顏色w 但被向上拉的頸鏈可能是某人拉的👀💜

Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you. Claire! My adoptive parents would have named me that and tbh I actually wouldn't have minded since it's the namesake of my favorite RE character.