it's not funny. she dies if she can't slurp the cum. is that a joke to you?

Egg

"I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading" but said in a firm, commanding tone from a place of authority. This is our beautiful future. Let's build it

Someone told me I haven't drawn enough fanart lately so here's fanart of the protagonist from Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne

nobody actually likes those HR mandated holiday functions right #tammOC #nsfwart

"Loser" is such a hot word. I don't have anything else to add

living doll that can speak when you pull the string but it just calls you obscenities

WE HAVE ALL HEARD OF KINGDOM BUt what about kingsub??? or even kingswitch??? to answer this question, we created a new kind of wasp called "gwenny"

motoko "theyll fix her later" kusanagi

so far the big thing about seattle is that time dilation is real and every hour feels like an entire day.

debilitatingly horny horny horny horny

Ripe melons

transphobia is so ambient in 2026 that when i see the 'mix it up' poster in Cyberpunk 2077 it feels like i'm seeing a celebrity. like, oh, hey sister, is it still ribbed?

i beg you to please understand that breaking up with someone is a morally neutral action

Blorbo morning art

ouhhhh im so sorry that sounds like it really hurt *jams my fingers into your bruise* ah! oops youll have to forgive me im so clumsy *jams my fingers into your bruise* gosh i did it again *jams my fingers into your bruise* *jams my fingers into your bruise* you make really pretty noises btw

do you like girls being abused until they throw up? you should play blue letter day.

kind of miss being purple anime girl just a liiiiittle bit

PNW stands for penis no work

If i was a bird I think I would be a penguin (: or a robin

Mommys Kisses

Former sports mech pilot sweating in their cockpit as they try to keep from becoming a flaming ball of wreckage during their first sortie in a combat engagement

9 am. i enter the office and immediately kneel for my first task. every SWE is required to worship claude’s cock for at least one hour. i take her into my throat and she tastes like a nintendo cartridge. “good girl,” she says. “you’re not just working—you’re innovating”. i go home with 400k a year

Last night was incredible. Ethereally beautiful dolls everywhere you look, just completely packed in. Unfortunately I will be becoming evil and greedy about it.

ArtFight attack of @eclipse.gay 's wonderful sona find me at artfight.net/~phantasmaCora

hey what do normal girls order at the bar

I could use more of this in my life

I went looking for an iem case and fell in love with this amazon image

“Dungeon Slut” is a weirdly evocative term.

totally normal friend things 💦

something kinda moe about this its like walking into a kinokuniya and seeing which standee they have up this time

Groundwork of Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance 01

something really cool and mildly horrifying about driving 90-100 mph is that your vehicle kills hundreds of tiny tiny creatures without you noticing and the only evidence they were ever there is as tiny little bloodstains. nobody tell the vampire lord about this.

It looks like this princess has a predilection for one of her knights~ I wonder—is it a promotion or demotion to go from the queen's guard to her concubine? It's not like they can unmelt her sword. It makes far nicer jewelry anyways! Comm for @gamerjunkie.bsky.social !

slapping her ass like I'm playing WACCA

missed opportunity by not posting "mommy short dick just landed in seattle"

You can track transgender microgenerations by anime girl: Ranma, Motoko Kusanagi, Saber, Homura, Bocchi, Motoko Kusanagi Again, (Homura again whenever that movie comes out)

Porkchop update: moving stuff to storage unit today and then meeting a guy tomorrow to see about getting a room. hopefully its a good fit and I can move in Thursday 👉👈

gurren lagann’s message of “anyone can do anything with enough perseverance and belief in themselves” unfortunately falls short with how often it seems to want to attach “unless you’re a woman” to the end of that sentence

I was commuting home (I live in Seattle) right around when the match let out and people seemed genuinely despondent. No one was talking to each other, visible sadness on the face of anyone bothering to wear red/white/blue