literally how am i meant to get ANYTHING done when i know i'm going to be on my knees in 2 hours.

don't be there. if you are there, don't be seen. if you are seen, don't be penetrated. if you're penetrated, try not to moan, weird.

i have so much shit to get rid of that it's legitimately overwhelming the fuck out of me. why did i buy so much stuff over the past 10 years! agh!

I still love you gq(6)x, even if you suck bad and are stupid and you tripped over and everyone saw your panties and your panties were kind of misogynist and uninteresting and have little pictures of Char all over them

the stars sort of aligned and I'm getting my guts rearranged in 5 hours...

feelings tier list S: when a woman is enjoying violating you A: when a woman is dispassionately violating you B: happiness i guess. orgasms go about here. having a nice meal. basically everything good that isn't being violated by a woman

women should give me lots of little treats if i decide to go through with NNN and complete it. i am very reward oriented.

I'm the most fuckable crab in this bucket

yuritober day 14 but your performance review is up

not my snap benefits getting canceled 😭

yuritober day 24 but it’s late because i went and saw chainsawman

all I can do is laugh at this point.

i do feel like i accidentally killed somebody when i wake up with my plushies on the floor

"you're a stupid little girl." you strain against her hand. "you're a stupid little girl. say yes." you can't talk, so you just mumble and buck your hips. "or just nod. you're a stupid little girl." so you nod, and moan a little. her hand tightens. why does this feel good? what's wrong with you?

i am terribly and perfectly well behaved which is quite unfortunate because i do really really want to be punished quite badly and quite frequently

i would like some quastions please (: revospring.net/@ryonahole

you ever just read posts that completely shut your brain off.

not my ass getting perceived by The Serpent

MY DAD IS MOVING THERE AND HE SAID HE WOULD HELP ME MOVE THERE?! HELLO?! HELLO?! IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?!

AGENCY FOR ME? NO THANKS! 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ ILL GIVE THAT AWAY TO THE WOMAN WITH A SOFT VOICE AND A GUIDING HAND! ✅️✅️ THE PATH OF HISTORY SHOULD BE DECIDED WITH ME AT HER SIDE! OR AS HER PERSONAL BOOTRACK!! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

important to remember that you don't have sex with me because i am a masturbatory aid and not a person

being casually groped is the #1 most important thing in the world

the rp venue im at now has a mind eating evil serpent that lives underneath the manor and feeds on fear. someone was like "do you know about the serpent" and im just thinking uh yeah buddy i follow like 9 mechsploitation girlies on bluesky, I am very aware of The Serpent.

dude my boss wants me to manage a pop popmart vending machine which is awesome but like. dude you waited until AFTER the labubu craze died down?! why?!?!?!?!?

I wish I could stop thinking about dying...not in like, a way that people need to be worried about, but it would be nice if my brain would stop reminding me I'm going to die every single time I wake up or try to sleep...

when the FFXIV rp is so good you stand up and realized you're soaked!!!!!???? fuck!!

a beautiful princess needs a brave knight to bring her a burger. will you rise to the challenge?

i would like some quastions please (: revospring.net/@ryonahole

today looked like it was gonna be awful but it was okay...after work i made dinner, ate, showered, and then got two whole hours to myself to RP. taking care of myself feels nice. i need to do it more often.

I think I'm about to lose my job...it just keeps piling on...I just want one good thing to happen to me this year...

*got led on for a month by a girl who admitted to not really even liking me voice* you know, I had something of a reze arc myself. denji's journey is similar to my own.

ughhhhh my eyebrows have gone almost entirely grey...and i have so many white and grey hairs...this isn't fair...im only 30...

Kainé sketch

[⚠️Hypnosis] THE EXCITING FOLLOW-UP! SHE STILL HAS PROBLEMS

slapping my alter around and brainwashing her to think she's a confident 5000 year old nameless Pharoah. all so that I can stop going 0-2 at card game locals.

so many chronically online transfems want to be an anime girl but very few actually want to put in the work and get into kig

had to straight up tell a domme "can you stop doing this play where i have to keep repeating that i'm beautiful. it's making me really sad because i feel like i'm lying to you. could you maybe kick me in the ribs or something instead?" like i'm so fucked. i'm soooo fucked.

Seattle must be crazy to live in

very good conversations made me remember that i am much much much much happier and so much more content and so much warmer and full of love if i think of myself as a pet or a plaything.

it's so funny i somehow became an assistant manager at work. i can't even tell my coworkers to come back on time for their breaks or not just walk off without telling me. i'm too meek for this.

new low for me. roommate said "yes ma'am" to me after i was getting on her a bit for doing something i explicitly asked her not to do, and when i asked why she said "yes ma'am" she said "i was respecting your authority" and i just absolutely burst out laughing at the idea of "my authority"

I feel like my brain is being factory reset right now.

重武装前かけ爆乳エルフさん

when am I gonna be able to love myself,man. when is it going to click. im getting so old.

ravegirl(♂️)

confessed to the girl that i've been flirting with for a month that i'm worried she'll be grossed out by my body when we finally meet, and her response was "you're not really exactly my type but that doesn't mean i hate you" that's still a win, right?