Think that’s half the appeal.

Think that’s half the appeal.

She wore the three triangles of chainmail common among barbarian women that proclaimed "I understand the technical definition of armour, and am choosing to ignore it."

One of our members DIED. And everyone is shipping each other. So things are fantastic right now! Can't wait for next session!

Our shortstack players found out and have been causing mayhem-

So our Vice and Violence campaign (TTRPG @viceandviolence.bsky.social ) has been going on for a while now. I should probably update ya'll on the shenanigans that have been going on. So the Paladin is dating a Vampire-

Can’t see this “watching people through little holes” thing catching on.

Also known as Elvish Staycoffee.

Ey, it’s Spud & Rynn!

Before falling into the Nitherin Sea and becoming a mermaid, Big Ugly Eddie was the head of the Repurcussionists, who made music using the heads of folks who treaded Harlot’s Guild members inappropriately, and the pavement.

Before falling into the Nitherin Sea and becoming a mermaid, Big Ugly Eddie was the head of the Repurcussionists, who made music using the heads of folks who treaded Harlot’s Guild members inappropriately, and the pavement.

Something I've noticed about Deadlock's Low Priority Matchmaking is that Valve have put a bunch of people that don't give a shit about winning into the same matchmaking pool, so the games are faster, sillier, and more focused on getting into big team fights. It's weird how much more fun it is.

Sometimes I load up that video of the Japanese hot spring monkeys and just seethe with jealousy

Sometimes I load up that video of the Japanese hot spring monkeys and just seethe with jealousy

Once a week in the town of Oglin you’ll see some Dwarf with a face as red as their eyes scamper into the Dwarven Embassy to attend the “special” seminar, knowing they’re among fellow inquisitives. Other embassies across Mundain tend to point towards the nearest Harlot’s Guild and say “ask them.”

The Green Knights: Kill anyone with a job The Grey Wizards: Give everyone a gun The Faerie Godmothers: Kill anyone over the slightest transgression The Wonderlanders: What if a little bit of slavery So far V&V’s factions range from “Psychotic Good” to “I Kinda Get It But What The Fuck Evil”.

Part 4! 🎨📜 @viceandviolence.bsky.social 🐲🎙️ @bukkacakez.bsky.social 🧝‍♀️🎙️ @saucysatay.bsky.social

The Green Knight is a half-feral Goblin that is a firm proponent of Goblinism, an ideology that eschews personal enterprise for communal enrichment. She leads a band of raiders that attack Guild caravans. “I’m just doing my job” is often the last thing out of the mouths of her victims.

The Green Knight is a half-feral Goblin that is a firm proponent of Goblinism, an ideology that eschews personal enterprise for communal enrichment. She leads a band of raiders that attack Guild caravans. “I’m just doing my job” is often the last thing out of the mouths of her victims.

That parasitic mycelium fills you out nicely.

Spud's buds and bobs @viceandviolence.bsky.social

There are plenty of wizards with perfect wobblers or a two foot softie, and even some that look vaguely attractive under the exhausted eyes, cigarette stink and tattooed reminders of basic social interaction. But if a wizard looks gorgeous, something’s gone wrong.

Sooooo, I am bad at keeping up with posting. @viceandviolence.bsky.social's ttrpg was brought to my attention recently, so here are three characters for that (The Relmer belonging my SO)

Part 3! 🎨📜 @viceandviolence.bsky.social 🐲🎙️ @bukkacakez.bsky.social 🧝‍♀️🎙️ @saucysatay.bsky.social

Warm fuzzies.

W-what was that about dryads

"We came up with a bunch of fun, exciting characters, interesting lore and a unique setting" Ooh! "and stuck them in a MOBA" ah you fuckheads

Very occasionally, a particularly squirty female Dragonkin will accidentally inseminate a Human. From this union come Gorgons. The snakes enjoy turning the outer layer of fruits or folks into stone, allowing the insides to ferment into a nourishing, alcoholic goo. Gorgons have Australian accents.

Part 2! 🎨📜 @viceandviolence.bsky.social 🐲🎙️ @bukkacakez.bsky.social 🧝‍♀️🎙️ @saucysatay.bsky.social

Patting myself on the back for the little world-building titbit that the Map Makers and Tattooists share a guild because they “both like drawing monsters in the blank spaces.” If anyone came up with that joke before me I’ll be heartbroken.

Narrative causality demands that if the first option was too small and the second option was too big, the third option will be the correct one. As discovered by a certain home invader.

Considering running a V&V session where my players have to put on a play for a Fae in a yellow robe to escape a pub turned amphitheatre. Occasionally The Thing in Yellow will interject with new elements to the play. I'm hoping it's the stupidest fucking thing that's ever happened.

A quick answer to the important question, are their mimics for cock-havers.

Remember to do the appropriate research when making large purchases.

Remember to do the appropriate research when making large purchases.

Good return on investment, I think.

I design a Nymph based on the TTRPG by @viceandviolence.bsky.social

Drew up a pic of Rook and decided to make it a character sheet using @viceandviolence.bsky.social 's "Vice and Violence" system. Might revisit to make it a D&D sheet later.

Hiya Fimsh, thanks for hosting and tagging me! Here's some of my @viceandviolence.bsky.social character art alongside my latest sketch based on the setting! #ArtShare #Lewd #TTRPG #SwordAndSorcery #CharacterArt

Recently made for a session for vice & violence . my best attempt at @viceandviolence.bsky.social style

Spud, with new boots and washed hair!

There are Halfway Up Houses all throughout Bogwotr, allowing surface-fresh Dwarfs to slowly integrate into topside society at their own pace. Meat and Mushrooms are of course the primary Dwarf ingredients, since mushrooms grow in the dark and plenty of creatures live underground.

There are Halfway Up Houses all throughout Bogwotr, allowing surface-fresh Dwarfs to slowly integrate into topside society at their own pace. Meat and Mushrooms are of course the primary Dwarf ingredients, since mushrooms grow in the dark and plenty of creatures live underground.

Her ale’s just foam and her food’s just brown, but the Barmaid’s tits are the best in town.

Her ale’s just foam and her food’s just brown, but the Barmaid’s tits are the best in town.

Popcorn is not recommended for those in the first three rows. Unless you’re into unexpected condiments.

It’s a classic tale. The hero pulls the sword from the stone, and plunges it into the dragon. Mundainian theatre likes to drag out the narrative a bit.

What madness could befall a half-dwarf to fill the air with dreams of fast bread.

Forgot the joke. Was somethin’ to do with medieval folk not understanding hygiene but doing it anyway. In the meantime I needed a drawing that shows the typical height difference between male ‘n’ female half-dwarfs. I’ll post the joke when I remember it.

Always thought that whole quantum mechanics “observing the experiment changes the outcome” thing was the most magical shit. Then someone said it’s just photons messing with the experiment and now i feel like an idiot.