Soozi needs to learn to speak in a comic book font to stop scaring the punters.

Soozi needs to learn to speak in a comic book font to stop scaring the punters.

Gonna try a multi-panel comic with our favourite swamp nymph. Forgot her name was Soozi.

Occasionally some dickhead will flush a drake egg down the lavvies, 6 months later you’ve got a Commode Dragon.

The only known instance of a Warlock dominating and controlling their Fae Patron, The Beauty’s cruelty, decadence and ambition far outshine’s The Beast’s. If the fight’s not going well, you can nominate an adventurer to stay behind and “Be Their Guest”, and they’ll let the rest leave.

S'always great when you're reading the free stuff for a TTRPG and you can immediately tell when a game's not for your table. Need to make V&V a website so people can skim through and go "Haaaaaang on a minute this is just D&D for drunken lecherous weirdos." And fall in love with it.

Faeries reproduce by collecting the hair, teeth, fingernails, snot & blood from Kin. With enough from the same person, a faerie is moulded, looking and acting suspiciously like their donor. Tooth Faeries look more moth-like than others, possibly to blend in at night with those at the window.

Some of the weird-ass fairy tale monsters you'll be up against in V&V 2.0, in ascending order of threat.

Side-by-side, eyes forward, until we get to town.

Wander the city streets in the rain and you’ll soon see the Woh’Muma performing their hygienics. Smell particularly nice, and you’ll help them.

A lot of Mundain’s philanthropic efforts are led by old adventurers. Didni “Nana” Niknufn’s thieving days are long behind her, but she raises an honest, hard-working orphan.

I think if I was to go back to a cyberpunk setting it'd be so mean-spirited that nobody would like it. "Limb+, Use of Index Finger requires premium subscription." "Accept cookies on your sidearm for personalised ads over your victims gunshot wounds." "The Biofog is a hoax, I ain't wearing a mask."

Clearly the blacksmith has never accidentally elbowed his missus in the boobie.

Throuple vibes.

New @viceandviolence.bsky.social girlie! Farmgirl turned adventurer with her very own three "sticks". #centaur #futanari #monstergirl #shepherd #crook #wizard #swordandsorcery #hammer #ponytail #blonde #ViceAndViolence

Fun thing about V&V 2.0; now that enemies have their own Ability Scores, the Himbo/Bimbofication spell can be used as an offensive option against enemy casters. Turn evil wizards into cheerful, charming airheads with a much higher chance of exploding on miscast. I find this idea incredibly funny.

A quick little insight into the matrilineal clans of the Great Houses. As we’ve seen with Rezmi & Grift, romantically driven monogamy is for poor people.

A quick little insight into the matrilineal clans of the Great Houses. As we’ve seen with Rezmi & Grift, romantically driven monogamy is for poor people.

Bark got a little more than he bargained for after convincing Alma for a quickie :V Alma belongs to @majinsfw.bsky.social, and the system is Vice & Violence by @viceandviolence.bsky.social!

Here you go @viceandviolence.bsky.social I draw you as a dummy thicc mommy monster

Constantly waging an internal battle as to whether to call a group of sexually-enthusiastic henchmen "Goons."

There will be a shot of Rynn and Gaz’s big meaty mind-broken cuddle puddle but it was impossible to fit it on the same page as Spud’s big bred belly.

A (sorta) double @viceandviolence.bsky.social feature! Gobbo Thief, Red Hook Renfri! With her disguise/alternate persona, Cookie Cutter Smiles! #goblin #dweller #thief #hook #redhead #piercings #lewd #ttrpg #dagger #bluehair #ゴブリン #イラスト #巨乳 #赤髪 #青髪 #かわいい

Dessin avef un style viceandviolence que j'ai fait pour @velmoraart.bsky.social Zeichnen mit einem Laster-und-Gewalt-Stil, den ich für mich gemacht habe @velmoraart.bsky.social @viceandviolence.bsky.social

A succulent Orcish meal?

While The Pie Piper conjures itself from the pleasure of refusal of payment from services rendered, Stilts of Skin is borne from the greed of the wealthy. Adorned in glass beads, Stilts of Skin wields a strand of razor sharp gold, able to lop off limbs so cleanly the wound barely bleeds.

Gonna try 'n' go full Chainsaw Man with Rumpelstiltskin. Ain't got the art style for it but I'm gonna try my damndest. In the 1857 version of the Grimm Fairy Tales the guy tears himself in half in anger. If that ain't got Darkness Devil written all over it I don't know what does.

Some say the hats are just for avoiding eye contact.

It’s fun to see this giant specimens of physical perfection be in awe at the orifices of this tiny street creature.

It’s fun to see this giant specimens of physical perfection be in awe at the orifices of this tiny street creature.

Considering retconning the Paladin Order's gold rings to instead be copper. So that bad guys can shout "Up yours, copper" when there's Paladins at the door.

A little drawing of a friend’s Vice & Violence character ! I’ve slightly reworked their reference, but I’m really happy with how it turned out ~ @belphegorplatypus.bsky.social @viceandviolence.bsky.social

My new OC for a small Vice & Violence RP, from @viceandviolence.bsky.social 🤍 Her name is Evelyn, and she’s an Otherling. I went back a bit to my older drawing style, something more painterly… I hope you like it ! It’s still just a sketch ~

Spud is gonna come to work tomorrow lookin’ like Jessica Rabbit.

Gazrin will provide the high-protein diet Spud needs.

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Taking a new approach to enemies in V&V 2.0, by writing little side adventures you can run with them, instead of having a big Monster Manual that you then need to prep encounters for. Anyway, very fond of the Pie Piper. Layers of juvenile euphemisms. That girl in the bottom left's quite cute, too.

As much as I love D&D I think it needs to be said that - when half the table is drunk and the other half is very drunk - Armour Class just sucks balls. Player: Does, uh, 16 hit? Me: Uhh...yeah. Other Player: Umm, does 18 hit? Me: YES DIPSHIT

The mouth, I’d imagine.

In any sufficiently large body of water, there is The Lady, offering boons and blades to those that would hunt the fae in her name. Her Fae Knights grow more dashing, gallant, and chivalric, though the Paladin Order is extremely suspicious of this pond-tart’s motives.

Considering a Heavy Armour “charisma knight” class for V&V 2.0, working title: Crusader. Sort of a “Lady of The Lake” parody. Problem is the Faerie King already sort’a fills that niche, narratively and as a Warlock class. What do you guys think? Make her a class or keep her as a Warlock patron?

Spud is the cutiest of patooties. I think that’s the best belly I’ve ever drawn.

Couldn’t think of anything witty to say. Puss too good, I expect.

Rangers are a high utility class capable of foraging for specific ingredients for potions and useful items, commanding and levelling up their pet Hot Dog, and talking to animals without casting a spell that makes the animals talk. Oh and they drink a lotta healing piss.

Couldn’t think of anything witty to say. Puss too good, I expect.

Smokeworms are former druids that have revoked their Kin bodies to go get baked in the woods. Physically harmless, but their smoke permeates the air and nearby crops, turning entire villages into a giggling, cold pizza-eating torpor. (needed a wide shot for the Casting Spells page)

Ooooh this’ll be a big one.

Ooooh this’ll be a big one.

Buenasss, os dejo por aquí el último modelo que he hecho, basado en la ilustración del artista @viceandviolence.bsky.social . Podría haber elegido cualquiera de sus personajes pero este me gustó especialmente por el pelo, la ropa y la expresión. Espero que te guste ^^

She is remarkably cute with those eyes staring at the camera.