There are Halfway Up Houses all throughout Bogwotr, allowing surface-fresh Dwarfs to slowly integrate into topside society at their own pace. Meat and Mushrooms are of course the primary Dwarf ingredients, since mushrooms grow in the dark and plenty of creatures live underground.

There are Halfway Up Houses all throughout Bogwotr, allowing surface-fresh Dwarfs to slowly integrate into topside society at their own pace. Meat and Mushrooms are of course the primary Dwarf ingredients, since mushrooms grow in the dark and plenty of creatures live underground.

Her ale’s just foam and her food’s just brown, but the Barmaid’s tits are the best in town.

Her ale’s just foam and her food’s just brown, but the Barmaid’s tits are the best in town.

Popcorn is not recommended for those in the first three rows. Unless you’re into unexpected condiments.

It’s a classic tale. The hero pulls the sword from the stone, and plunges it into the dragon. Mundainian theatre likes to drag out the narrative a bit.

What madness could befall a half-dwarf to fill the air with dreams of fast bread.

Forgot the joke. Was somethin’ to do with medieval folk not understanding hygiene but doing it anyway. In the meantime I needed a drawing that shows the typical height difference between male ‘n’ female half-dwarfs. I’ll post the joke when I remember it.

Always thought that whole quantum mechanics “observing the experiment changes the outcome” thing was the most magical shit. Then someone said it’s just photons messing with the experiment and now i feel like an idiot.

Ask an Alloyan what they’re known for and they might say their sturdy chainmail, their impressive work ethic or their delicious mushroom risotto. No one else thinks that.

Ask an Alloyan what they’re known for and they might say their sturdy chainmail, their impressive work ethic or their delicious mushroom risotto. No one else thinks that.

The V&V 2.0 Player Guide (99% done) is available to download! Give it a looksee on the link below or on Patreon! Aside from the mild lore changes and three new classes (Druid, Fae Knight & Ranger) the main improvement is that the text is actually fuckin searchable! drive.google.com/file/d/1WSns...

I just read through v1 and loved it so much that I drew the character I rolled up (loosely mimicking the style of the game's illustrations). I'm excited to hear that v2 is imminent!

Player Guide for V&V 2.0 is almost ready, just going through and double checking that everything's in there, then I'll render. Quite like that so much of the art has little titbits of lore underneath it, haven't seen another RPG do that yet. Which means its either a good idea or a really bad one.

I always liked how in Bob’s Burgers you could tell which personality traits the kids got from which parents. Hopefully Rezmi feels like a combination of these two.

Not sure why Dairygirls bring a lunch to a job that involves shovelling hot dogs and birthday cake into their gobs to produce kegs of milk. Still an office faux pas.

I like to imagine Bjork’s All is Full of Love playing while she’s rising out of the water.

Grift’s spelling is about on par with the average humans. Smart lad.

Grift’s spelling is about on par with the average humans. Smart lad.

I’m a fan of the Lebowskian approach to wizardry.

@viceandviolence.bsky.social Alloyan and Relmer sisters #vice_and_violence #fantasy

Rolled up some @viceandviolence.bsky.social characters to draw yesterday. Good time, recommend picking the pdf up. Reposting for a typo. #ViceandViolence

Child-rearing among the Elves is a neighbourhood affair, the motive largely to have smarter and better behaved Elves than those assholes one tree over.

Solid tactic.

Very proud of this incredibly dumb joke.

Artistic New Years Resolutions: - More face 'n' body shapes. A character shouldn't have to be jacked or fuckin' 50 years old before I start altering how they look. - More accessories, tell little stories with a characters trinkets or clothing choices. - Learn to draw hair for the love of god.

The closest Dwarven word for naked is “Bair’bm”, which means “unarmoured”. The closest Elvish word for naked is “Weirsyaun’diis” which means “I am appreciating what I am seeing”.

The closest Dwarven word for naked is “Bair’bm”, which means “unarmoured”. The closest Elvish word for naked is “Weirsyaun’diis” which means “I am appreciating what I am seeing”.

Working on the Druid class, nearly ready to show off the 2.0 Player Guide. Some of the Class Hype Pages still make me fucking chuckle.

Splash page for the new Druid class. Druids will have to roll 4 d4’s (or d8’s if they train) to randomly unlock shapes, attacks, features and abilities to morph into. Once they’ve rolled a form/ability they’ve unlocked it permanently, so they can take a familiar shape or roll to unlock new ones.

I made Illsea a character from @viceandviolence.bsky.social game Vice and Violence. This was quick and a lot of fun, I would highly recommend checking it out! #ViceandViolence #DnD #nsfw #goblin

Downloaded Steam onto my cute little Apple desktop and like 90% of the fucking games I've bought on there are available. I don't know who told me that devs don't make games work for Apple but I'm going to jam a top-of-the-line rainbow coloured glowing windows 11 shit box inside them.

Fae are conjured by circumstance, the more specific, the more powerful, malformed, and malicious. Gnomes, conjured by messy gardens, are simple creatures with simple motives. Gretens are not so simple.

uh oh

Soozi needs to learn to speak in a comic book font to stop scaring the punters.

Soozi needs to learn to speak in a comic book font to stop scaring the punters.

Gonna try a multi-panel comic with our favourite swamp nymph. Forgot her name was Soozi.

Occasionally some dickhead will flush a drake egg down the lavvies, 6 months later you’ve got a Commode Dragon.

The only known instance of a Warlock dominating and controlling their Fae Patron, The Beauty’s cruelty, decadence and ambition far outshine’s The Beast’s. If the fight’s not going well, you can nominate an adventurer to stay behind and “Be Their Guest”, and they’ll let the rest leave.

Faeries reproduce by collecting the hair, teeth, fingernails, snot & blood from Kin. With enough from the same person, a faerie is moulded, looking and acting suspiciously like their donor. Tooth Faeries look more moth-like than others, possibly to blend in at night with those at the window.

Some of the weird-ass fairy tale monsters you'll be up against in V&V 2.0, in ascending order of threat.

Side-by-side, eyes forward, until we get to town.

Wander the city streets in the rain and you’ll soon see the Woh’Muma performing their hygienics. Smell particularly nice, and you’ll help them.

A lot of Mundain’s philanthropic efforts are led by old adventurers. Didni “Nana” Niknufn’s thieving days are long behind her, but she raises an honest, hard-working orphan.

Clearly the blacksmith has never accidentally elbowed his missus in the boobie.

Throuple vibes.

New @viceandviolence.bsky.social girlie! Farmgirl turned adventurer with her very own three "sticks". #centaur #futanari #monstergirl #shepherd #crook #wizard #swordandsorcery #hammer #ponytail #blonde #ViceAndViolence

Fun thing about V&V 2.0; now that enemies have their own Ability Scores, the Himbo/Bimbofication spell can be used as an offensive option against enemy casters. Turn evil wizards into cheerful, charming airheads with a much higher chance of exploding on miscast. I find this idea incredibly funny.

A quick little insight into the matrilineal clans of the Great Houses. As we’ve seen with Rezmi & Grift, romantically driven monogamy is for poor people.

A quick little insight into the matrilineal clans of the Great Houses. As we’ve seen with Rezmi & Grift, romantically driven monogamy is for poor people.