Guy Who’s Not Good At Expressions: Yeah, man, I’m paycheck to paycheck right now. Really living ass to mouth

Oh yeah I did this too, please check it out I am proud of it 🥹👉👈

Delighted to be part of the team 🥰

🖤NEW AUDIO TIME!🖤 Your big titty wife is self-conscious about not being goth! Written by @almax898.bsky.social I LOVE TONE SHIFTS! I LOVE BEING CUTE! I LOVE HAVING BIG TITS! LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOO

um… hiii! here are 100 (mainly) NSFW writers* i am lucky enough to be mutuals with <3 some of them have commissions open, they deserve your support 💚 *to me, a writer is someone who has written a piece that has struck me. even if you don’t class yourself as a writer because you don’t write scripts 💚

Nipple Neusday Featuring big squish and some new bling I got to help stave off the PMDD (it worked only a little bit)

✨NEW SCRIPT OFFER✨ He was finally moving on, getting on with his life after you broke his heart again. And then he sees you at your old favourite bar with another man's arm around you, and suddenly nothing else matters. Links ⬇️

✨SCRIPT COMMISSIONS OPEN✨ I am officially re-launching my script writing commissions! If you're interested in having me write a script or narrative for you, check out the google form: forms.gle/PGMTrTJAYLhc...

Zel is bad at promoting herself. Zel has decided to let the robots do it for her. Beep boop etc. etc. https://throne.com/saucysatay/wishlist

Quick health tip: if your sinuses are terribly congested a bullet vibrator on the frontal sinus (between your eyebrows and up a smidge) can help jostle things loose and give you some relief 🥰

New (short) narrative script offer!! [F4A] Secretly Riding You Under My Skirt At A NYE Party A couple tries to secretly fuck in the middle of a party on New Year's Eve, trusting the shadows and the chaos of midnight (and an artfully arranged skirt) to cloak them from view... well, mostly. ⬇️⬇️

@luckycatsfootva.bsky.social double dog dared me to write some SFW D&D nonsense, so here we go. A4A, let your apothecary lover patch you up after a scrape with bandits: www.reddit.com/r/pillowtalk...

Now in Early Access! [M4F] Burn [Witch Listener x Royal Speaker] [Collab] [NSFW] "If nightmares come, I'll wake you. No fire shall touch you ever again." www.patreon.com/posts/m4f-bu...

IT’S HERE!! So much talent on display! Me included, if you’d like to come find me among the other Hedonites 😘❤️

I think its worth resharing this thread right now. Learning to recognise the signs of narcissistic abuse is the first step in preventing it. There will always terrible abusive people in this world. We can call them out when we see them, but we wont see them unless we know what to look for.

The Narcissists Prayer (by Dayna Craig): That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.

Happy new year from Australia, and happy New Year’s Eve for so many! Please enjoy this short clip from a while ago when I realised I can make it 👏👏👏 Wagon Wednesday and all that~ CW: big squish, cellulite, jiggles, giggles, bum and thighs 🥰

NEW M4F SCRIPT OFFER MIND THE TAGS!! "...the Queen's loyal little lapdog, chained, stripped, and put on display." www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

🎆LAST AUDIO OF THE YEAR!🎆 🥂My best friend fucked me into the New Year🥂 Written by @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social Performed by me~ Be my bestie and let me tell you all about my beloved 🥰 PTA - www.reddit.com/r/pillowtalk... GWA - www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau... TREA - www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

Did you know I'm running 4 collabs in 2026? I'm casting for VA's and Writers in 2026! Check the 🔗 below to apply! ⋆.˚🪻༘⋆ Garden of Hearts: A Romantsy themed collab 🏆Free Use Auction: An All Male VA collab 🧙🏻‍♂ Kinks and Cantrips: A DND collab 🏴‍☠ Seven Sapphic Seas: A Sapphic Pirate collab

Hiiii, as per usual, I'm drowning in VA's and need writers for Garden of Hearts!

Are you craving something REALLY mean after the sweet holidays? Then you really need to listen to BadFantasy’s fill of my script (there’s both an F4M and M4M version) 🎙️He did an insanely good job! (I’m still freaking out over the fact that BadFantasy filled my script!!)

speed paint! If anyone wants to see! Whimsy is the best and very sweet! Please check out their work 🎀🤍🩷

MORE WHIMSY ART!!! 🎨🥰 Thank you so much my wife @bananaquet-va.bsky.social/@artbyreese.bsky.social 💖💖

RIGHT. CRUSHES. For a lovergirl im very p i c k y Im very low maintenance too so a quick "good morning" and "good night" or "hi how you doing today?" Goes a lonnnnng way with me. Voice notes too. Random ones. That sleepy voice late at night. Ranting on your way back from work. Idc lemme HEAR

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archiveofourown.org/users/Melody... a reminder as we exit 2025 that you can find all my scripts here ^ most of them also are posted as script offers on TRoEA unless you are using them behind a paywall there's no charge and if you do wanna do an exclusive feel free to reach out to discuss

Thinking about 2026, if I were to open editing commissions would anyone be interested in that? I have examples of my work and really enjoy editing and also you get my rates in dollarydoos which adds a dash of whimsy to the whole affair 🤭

There's way too many of us, myself included. It's such a shame that most femmes in this community have been a victim of his or other men's emotional immaturity. We are not objects. We are not tools to grow your following. We are human fucking beings.

✨My 2025 roundup!✨ 38 Audios pour moi - 4 ramblefaps - 2 improvs - 29 script fills - 1 script fill collab - 1 hysterical literature Now the big one NINE (9!??!?!) collabs - 7 scripts written - 1 improv - 10 audios voiced - 18 audios edited (including mine) And one collab pending~

What was that? You wanted to hear this from the mans perspective...and make it one glorious romantic plus size love and fuck? Ok...here you go... lnk.ink/TD10l

If you're a hopeless romance to loves watching cheesy romance plots on the Hallmark channel AND audio porn, this is the collab for you!! Please sit back in your favorite jammies, get a glass of hot chocolate & ENJOY!! 💋‬💋‬💋‬

A SECOND COLLAB!? Come find me under the mistletoe in this one, mwah~

once upon a time, two massive winter collabs dropped on the same day... and basically i did not sleep last night, because i have a ~35 minute audio in each one 💀 that's right, you're getting OVER AN HOUR of audio erotica from me tonight!! two script fills from incredible writers you know and love 💖

Support everyone that’s involved!

Hopping on the eye trend to also say I got my eyelashes dyed yesterday and I love them ☺️

Another collab? Zel, chill tf out (get it, coz it’s snowed in? I don’t need to explain myself to you HairToss.gif) GONNA BE TASTY can’t wait to see you there 😘

On New Year's Eve...make sure to join us at the House of Hedon... Meet the Hedonites and choose from so many audios...covering so many different kinks. Revisit something you know you love or try something new...

F4A NEW SCRIPT OFFER What was that? You wanted some friends to lovers, plus size male comfort, romance AND fucking for New Year....well here you go. "He kept saying, “Tell me what you want.” And I did. And he listened. Like it mattered more than anything else in the world." lnk.ink/0oxNF

Habari Gani my friends and a happy Kwanzaa to you all! Seeing that it's the first day of Kwanzaa, I wanted to share with you this labor I love I made about my culture and my community. I hope you all enjoy! 🖤❤️💚 TREA: www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

Zel is bad at promoting herself. Zel has decided to let the robots do it for her. Beep boop etc. etc. https://throne.com/saucysatay/wishlist

✨ Hi!!! I just realized I’m about 12 away from 100 so I decided to hold an early celebration raffle!! ✨ Rules : 1 entry per account!! Must be following!!! Comment your favourite song to enter!! Will be pulling names in the new year!

Soooo, hypothetically, asking for a friend, if two audio pornographers who like each other very much were ask for donations to the cause of getting them in the same room at the same time with the promise to record anything that were to occur in that room…would that be…acceptable? My friend asks 🫣❤️

If you’re not following whimsy you should their scripts are all bangers

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I've been told in the past I have mermaid eyes. I've also been told my giggles are my siren song. I've written so many merfolk stories in my time... I love mermaids sm I stg and I followed my heart on this~