mayonnaise sucks and i'm tired of people pretending it should be on every sandwich ever made disgusting white slime

stuck at work :( looks at lrp :)

Surprise comm for @gamerjunkie.bsky.social ❤️✨

"How do I look?"

"How do I look?"

it her... da missy... #songbirdap

"This room is OCCUPIED. Now quit your gawking and SHUT. THE. DOOR."

Outlander

"This room is OCCUPIED. Now quit your gawking and SHUT. THE. DOOR."

Outlander

"Came for a peek, did you? Naughty, naughty~"

"Came for a peek, did you? Naughty, naughty~"

Me fr

this top is peak i fear

Myths of the Realm ladies completed ✨ #ffxivart

"oh it's too hot for soup" don't care didn't ask i want SOUP

i got to the end of my shift today and Fuck. all the frustration just hit all at once i do not wish to Anything today

why does kirlirger have the Worst spawn windows it's always at like 4AM i s2g

bleurgh allergy cloud in my brain

thanks to the power of wanton slaughter (hunt trains) all my relics are ready to go for when we get the last upgrade

Ellerina - Commission for GamerJunkie 🤍

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woe, fox be upon ye

i love seasonal allergies i love it when i step outside and my throat hurts for 10 hours straight until i get home where the air is not full of Plant Shit

Cynthia knows exactly where she needs to go to do something. In the way that we the players get map markers, she knows where the marker is. It's mundane but it sure keeps her from getting lost.

save me gochujang chicken

i got wolships for DAYS

can everyone lock in on getting x/eno banned as hard as on the e/met discourse

my ocs are whatever sexuality is funniest at the time but they all fall somewhere in the pride spectrum not a single one is hetero

gochujang has a Smell that i do not like but fuuuuuuck it does work for this sauce

my wild evercold theory: the new ranged phys will use Whatever The Fuck vanille uses in 13

"fuck i hope my ex isn't here"

goin to minneapolis in the morning anyone want anything

i am not very far into ff13 but i keep looking at lightning like "damn she just like cass for real"

i cant believe yoship personally came into my home and unplugged my internet

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

only 900 more to go

YOSHI P PERMABAN THIS GUY DURING PRIDE MONTH AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

hungry hungry pizza for me

there is something about sunday mornings specifically that makes me want to explode customers with my mind

re-seasoning my pizza steel today and now my apartment smells like smoky oil

🌞Summer Art Raffle 1 winner gets to choose between any of my Summer or June Bride commission options for their free prize/commission! How to participate: - Like + RP - +1 Entry: Comment what your character/ship likes to do during the summer! - Ends June 30! Good luck everyone!

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pizza yum

hm. patch day is next tuesday. which means there will be no s ranks up for a couple days. i think i should take a day and go up to minneapolis then

Cynthia waits for someone else to make it across first and then uses Aetherial Manipulation to zip over. Cass goes for the Alisaie full sprint method.