going out on the town in the roku screensaver city but getting killed by Predator™ from Predator™: Badlands (in theaters now)

this is where i post from btw

Cut up some random stickers

new cassette

I think that the gravity gun and the portal gun are butch/femme girlfriends

chew you havisfaction a singlelicious satisfact to snack that up

Minecraft

had to share my recipe with my coworkers

All of your trans girl oomfs are one of these

She ++ on my i till i = 69

Cum

im gonna be real if Andrew Cuomo wins I think I will completely lose all faith in all electoral politics

What if instead of Chris Pratt saying “Chicken Jokey” he said “Jerkin’ Offy”

When a girl I have a crush on has an interest and it suddenly becomes my interest too

Vampire Princess Daisy

can a 2 inch girl and a 7 inch girl really frot

Everytime I read the word leaker my brain is just automatically like. Oh yeah?

Added something to my memory board today for the first time in almost a year

Grok draw this lib getting owned by mpreg bill

im not adorable stop putting that in the papers how could u this is libel

Be gay and extrapolate from incomplete datasets

POV: it's 4:45pm on friday

whats up team

The “is water wet” debate hit the annoying pedants community like united airlines flight 93

Goodnight team

Anyone have a situation

What I need right now is to drink 2 tall boys and to get into a situation

I haven’t thought about the Alamo in some time

good morning team

I think I stopped caring about game consoles when the options became 'Desktop Computer with a fucked up bootloader' or 'Cell Phone with a fucked up bootloader' instead of being some strange esoteric beast for which you had to learn and create arcane spells to wrangle into displaying a cube

Gonna wire my spark plug to an ESP32 so I can control my lovesense with subwoofers engine speed

Fuck it. CB in da car

Bored

mimi 💣 @evilstaplers.bsky.social

in this world there are [object Object] types of people. Javascrim,t

I have things to do I can’t be lezzing out like this

400 billion million

good morning team

say more with less

parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a steam key for oneshot in a snickers bar. this WILL make your children transgender

Damn rockbox my bad I wasn’t familiar with your game

imma rock up to your crib with insmelligence

AWS crash makes all coke freestyle machines dispense mysterious green sauce

Sometimes when I step into the elevator I press the button for the floor I’m currently on just to feel something

ironically you could make a very compelling point and click adventure out of this premise

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