whatever. does this to you

I know my parents love me, if only from the shit they've bailed me out of, much less how they've (hesitantly, gradually) accepted who I actually am, & made grad school financially feasible for me but jfc I've tried saying it whenever we hang up the phone, why is it so hard for them to say it back??

fragile girl

I don't know what their final moments were like. I don't want to read about it right now. but I imagine there are worse ways to go than that. doing a thing that you love. becoming sky. I don't think that I'll get that. I think I'll be down here I don't remember if I thought that way yet, back then

👁👁👁🌙

goddds I wanna @ my ex with this, idek if she realizes what an awe-inspiring witch she is

Getting led around by your evil clone @w@

Love

just got home

i really want to be weak and pathetic in a cute way that makes people want to take care of me.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

There is nothing tender or gentle about what you have awoken inside of me.

yeah I said I wanted to be abused but jfc why are autistic girls so literallll

I thought an older woman with a soothing voice & impressive credentials telling you how to behave was like, exactly what you wanted??

anarchist puppygirl exes love forcing me thru months of drama & ostracism bc I wouldn't let em coerce me to attend a "mediated meeting" w/my ex-meta, led by their Portland comrade Rat Brick 🙄 but wouldn't try one (1) free therapy session w/an actual licensed counselor while we were still dating 😭

WARDEN: the Board of Corrections has determined gobstoppers are candy, not a meal ME: endless soup salad & breadsticks at olive garden WARDEN, CRYING: dammit I can't execute a relative

ok vonnegut you read me with this one

Posted this long ago as a joke but I dunno maybe???

blanchard deeply failed us by only giving us two very funny and poorly constructed categories to do comedy with

literally me last week 🥹🎉 at this rate I'll never kick my estrogen habit

there's actually a few other possibilities also

50/50 this & incarnate demons, tbh we'll all be there soon, tho

As cool kids say, It's finally Autism 🍁 #dragon #autumn #fall #scalie #furryart

pulling on it harder to clear the clog then inevitably coughing when I take too much

hey everyone, I hate to ask for help again although I appreciated when everyone helped last time + appreciate the help today yesterday they rejected me for food stamps so I'm going to struggle a lil harder to afford groceries and bills for my family. anything is helpful ko-fi.com/salembunner445

We gotta lower the rent guys

I am the same as you, and we are the same as the abusers. We have the same obligations to morality. When anyone suffers, it is the same as one of us suffering. You can’t prove that with science. The world will let you ignore that other people suffer. It is spirituality to say that we suffer the same

girl who says "i will lose!" because she has an obsessive drive to learn from her mistakes and improve

Disney being evil aside, people know that if there's one or two shows you're keeping a streaming subscription for, it's way cheaper to just buy the DVDs anyway, right? What do you mean you can't cancel Disney+ because of Bluey? Just buy Bluey.

try me! I promise to keep it interesting for ya 😈

Ravenna Golden is definitely skewing the curve anyway

More of this! I want more of this for me!~ <3

they say love means never having to say "I'm sorry" but if you care, why tf wouldn't you *want* to, anyway?

Too silly

I'm puppy, but like, a shark pup? in that I can't swim backwards, and I do doo, do doo, doo doo

It's time to love Coyote It's time to kiss my dog It isn't bestiality To suck your girlfriend's hog

sometimes you start making a comic edit without much to go on and you can physically feel god taking the wheel. for me it was the moment i put the white thumbs up in the second bubble. everything else belongs to the lord. it's how the comic should have been written in the first place

god i wish puppygirls were real

Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.

I am at the "establishing a paper trail that will make them more likely to frame me for a major crime" I am at the "establishing a paper trail that will make it funnier if they ever frame me for a major crime" etc.

distracting the fbi by convincing kash patel that dorley hall is a real place

eva chloe is sick in the hospital as well, please help her settle her bills so she can heal it shouldn't take much

@raeleemaycarpenter.bsky.social gofund.me/44435478 Please am in need of $40 to settle my rent Today is my last date 10th. I was given time to settle the rent but seems things are not moving on well as well Any penny means alot to me to stay housed .thanks everyone

is all hyperpop middle-coded or just the shit I listen to?