Oh you like pits? Come get in there then 🙃

Good news, Bluesky users: There will be a make-up weather siren test next week on Wednesday, July 8 at 1 p.m.

I answered 🫡

🚨Calling all D.C. mutuals!!🚨 I’ll be flying into town TODAY Thur. June 18 > Mon. June 22 for a wedding and (accidentally) staying through Capital Pride. Shoot me a DM if you’re around and free to meet up!✨

I'm better (for now)

I haven’t been very active on BlueSky lately but I’m saddened to share my sweet girl Bindi crossed the rainbow bridge after 14 incredible years together. I’m still finding my new normal without her, but I miss my baby every day and I’m so thankful for the 4,884 days I had with her. 🥹🐕🌈✨

post a thirst trap that made your notifications blow up on the bird app BlueSky babes, don’t let me down ✨

package was misdelivered so I contacted the company and this response sent me to the stratosphere

When cute boys call me “king” I just…🫠

It’s fascinating watching people navigate the world (as drivers, cyclists, or pedestrians) as if they are: A) unaware of or ambivalent to the idea that other people exist and/or B) find the idea of their own death by vehicular collision unlikely or highly desirable.

🚨Calling all Dallas mutuals!!🚨 I’ll be flying into the Big D😏 TODAY Wed. May 6 > Sat. May 9 for a quick work trip. Shoot me a DM if you’re around and free to meet up!✨ **Usually I’ll add a selfie from my last trip, but I’ve never been to Dallas so enjoy this fit from the Cowboy Carter Tour🤠

10 years since "Into You" and yeah yeah, listen to this fuckin chorus, so many surprising choices: she goes way off the roots/thirds in the melody, she leaves downbeats empty with her vocal actually *following* them so the bass punches you firs... it's a COMPOSITION. this song finally sold me on her

You follow people because they’re hot. I follow people because they’re a little autistic with a niche hyperfixation that I like hearing about and also hot.

Think I’m becoming a leather daddy. You like? 😏

Live footage of me watching The Devil Wears Prada 2 last night…

Quote with (one of) your best ass shots 🍑 ✨

everyone is being really annoying today except for me, who is perfect

Bicep thread 💪🏿

Show your meat without showing it 😈

The 8-1 decision is WILD. The system continues to harm the most marginalized because bigots need to enforce their views on the rest of the world.

Hope everyone is safe at today’s protest. Know your surroundings, have emergency contact sharpieS on your body, have an exit strategy, keep each other accountable and in full contact. AND Regular reminder that there no such thing as RSVPing to a protest. That’s a red flag.

Here is the simple truth: The SAVE Act is a voter suppression bill.

When cute boys call me “king” I just…🫠

I long for the days of T9 texting

Happy Monochromatic Monday from dad to you, babes…🔲🔳✨ #MonochromeMonday #MonochromaticMonday #B&WPhotography #NSFW

Idk why I made the 😐 emoji lol

Hi gay (Shaka’s Version)

Hi gay

I invested in my first record player and started my #vinyl collection! Today’s lineup: • The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill (Lauryn Hill) • Direct Hits (The Killers) • When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? (Billie Eilish) • Big Grrrl, Small World (Lizzo) • Pure Heroine (Lorde) • Melodrama (Lorde)

Two days after the deadly sea collision, ~1,000 people demonstrated in central Athens, chanting slogans such as “Athens – Minnesota we fight together, against the system that murders us,” “open borders for refugees,” and “we live together, we work together with the migrants, fight the nazis.”

Me: *Makes a corny, yet fucking hilarious joke after a hot 90min fuck session with one of my favorite fuckbuddies* Him: 🤨…can I have my load back?? — Chat, your boy is officially back. 😎😏💅🏿

Slept terribly but will remain a child of God nonetheless 💜

Black people, walk with your heads held high today! I love you, and I’m rooting for you!

some monkey named george:

SNL is definitely reading the room. youtu.be/-wQhY5CMMl4?...

❤️

If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

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I sense there's something in the wind That feels like tragedy's at hand

Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.

"What did I trip on? Did someone put something down here so I would trip?!" RIP Catherine O'Hara. A one of one.

NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month. Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.

down with tiktok, long live text based microblogging for aging millennials

Here’s two (with bonus 🍆, as a treat)…✨ #NSFW