Night night.

This is gay culture 😂

Is showing showing off my thighs getting boring? Worked hard to get them. I had twigs for legs for the longest time. And yes I am watching “the Golden Girls” while doing this. It was the episode where Rose gets over her decades long pill addiction in a few days. If only life can be that easy.

It was very warm today 😈

My favorite season is coming spring aka hoodie with shorts season. Plus the sun is setting at 7pm. I know the world is on fire but maybe today is a turning point. That might sound delusional but I would rather be hopeful than to continue to drown myself in cynicism and existential dread.

Morning titty massage

My toxic traits is still going to the gym and trying to lift heavy despite being injured. I guess every addiction can be bad even the ones we consider noble.

I feel like we are gonna see some version of this in a couple of weeks. And we all know how that ended.

Skull crushers

Someone hinting that it might be time to stop working

Connecting deeply to a Hilary Duff track was not on my 2026 bingo card.

It’s not even Monday and I’m already tired of this week.

Rest days mean no rush and no getting up at 5:45am. Just me coffee and a cold Sunday morning.

My wittle cuddle bug

So we are at the “need to start a conflict so people will rally around the flag” level of unpopularity.

Did the elder millennial thing of taking a nap before going out. Now i am still trying to figure out what dimension I’m in.

Night 🌙🌖

Skin tone(ish)

Guess it’s back to dealing with this timeline tomorrow. 😒

I have accomplished my “do nothing day” and considering tomorrow is a snow day at my job I get to repeat the process. 🎉🥳🙌

On snow days like this I like to show off my one superpower the ability to do nothing and be fine with it.

Hunkering down for yet another snow storm. Ugh!

When the edible hits while taking a warm shower.Bliss! Pure and simple. Only a good BJ when the edible hits beats this feeling.

The way I fan girled over this. I have been a fan of hers going on 30 years…Jesus

Lighting adjustments

Haven’t moved from this spot since I came back from the gym and that was 5 hours ago. The laziness monster got a hold of me and is not letting go.

Wet and Squishy

Insomniaaaaa!!!

Scratch and sniff

Can you tell despite the boob sweat I’m actually cold. Nipples so hard they can cut glass

This was the video that made me a fan of Bad Bunny all those years ago. How a person treats animals can give you a glimpse into the kind of person they are. And he is so sweet in this video

It’s feeling like a do nothing Sunday.

Guess who has two thumbs and drank a Red Bull after 5pm so now is wired and bouncing off the walls with energy.

What a week.

I know there is a lot of talk about studying the collapse of Katy Perry career. But I think we need to first study the speed in which Nicki has become a joke. And the extent in which her fans would rationalize her actions and behavior.

I can’t be the only who says on the daily “what fuck is wrong with this world”

A stray sun ray

Night 💤🥱

Torso Tuesday

Ended my no nut January today. I now understand what “ropes of cum” mean. And I swear I astral projected into another dimension. For a few seconds everything went silent and it was bright white.

One of those zoom meetings where I have to wear a shirt. But no pants is still a must.

In need of coffee and cuddles STAT.

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😢

It’s wild how this little 11lb creature could just make a shit day seem a lot less shitty.

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Is it cold yes. Am I going to put on clothes. No.

Morning reflections