you know im ultimately relaxed when the karaoke without music starts

reskeet this to scare a commander player

Learning to identify jealousy and envy as distinct and non-synonymous will improve your life tenfold

For me healthy masculinity involves being willing to express emotions and express a wide range of them. It's being comfortable showing love and not needing to do it in a joking way Acceptance of others is also a big part of it #BetterDaysMTG

Sabrina [Pokemon] #art #digitalart #artsky #sabrina #pokemon

I grew up watching anime split up into 10 minute parts on youtube you grew up watching 6 minute movie clips with a very quiet AI voice in the background narrating everything on instagram we are not the same

cats dinner: individually measured portions of "delicate fish mousse in a savory gravy" my dinner: raw veggies or whatever's left in the fridge

Wizards: We love our employees! 😇 Also Wizards: If you try to unionize we will take EVERYTHING YOU HAVE 👿

"Having compassion for other human beings is not a crime."

@scryfallbot.bsky.social show me [[greater good]]

everyone thought they weren’t releasing the DNC 2024 report because they didn’t want to admit palestine effected the election but it turns out they didn’t release it because the 1 person who actually worked on it used chatgpt to fake the report in its entirety

To underline this, a Fox viewer isn't going there for data , its data plus coaching on how to say things. Remember that friend in HS who cave up with the lies to tell parents to get x or y thing you want? Thats Fox but for racist seniors. Their whole appeal is we will tell you what to say to others

behold the library of leng, a searchable archive of 175,000 articles and posts about Magic: the Gathering

the existence of triscuits implies that one day we will discover the quadriscuit

Here's a cool painting I did for the The Gathering is the Magic documentary campaign. The five colors of Magic summon dragons as one does. 24x36 oil on linen. Available. #mtg #magicthegathering

I drive to work. I fill my small cars gas tank for 50 dollars. I can't see the screen of the new tablet based user interface because a full volume ad is playing. The DOJ just said the president and his family never has to pay taxes again. It is 95 degrees. We may or may not be at war with Iran.

Requested character #supermariogalaxy #rosalina

feeding auditory hallucinations to a person in active AI-induced psychosis

I can't believe we turned "Laptop Worker" into a term of derision. We now have the tech and business models to allow millions of people to make a living in ways unthered to a farm plot, assembly line,, or cubicle. That's very cool! Do not project your weird yearning for the mines on to me.

thinking about that classic post about how the only connected device an experienced engineer has is a printer, and they keep a baseball bat next to it to smash it the first time it makes a weird noise.

Looks like the Prasad/Hoeg memo was finally released... "No child deaths were directly linked to COVID-19 vaccines, according to the FDA’s long-awaited analysis of adverse events."

maybe it's time for a break huh

tuesday is a fake day of the week made up by Big Work to add 1 more day to your workweek

Mamdani: I cannot help but think of the words of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan. He famously said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the govt & I'm here to help'" I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"

If you see this, I implode to post a pic from your device without context.

everyone involved has been sentenced to death by horse trampling

Mason Clark is banned in modern

Morning.

david this is a bong

if we can afford to sustain ai and venture capitalism we can afford UBI and housing and groceries for everyone

played a rec game with this person who started screaming in rage at everyone and everything after we lost and then looks at me and goes "whats the problem" so I was like "you're not good enough to be this mad if you lose" and then they lost it some more so maybe not a good idea but I don't regret it

Some of y'all need therapy. Or to Play Standard. Either/Or. The real sickos need Canlander.

Also fuck Mike Johnson for saying politicians can't survive off $175k salaries but they expect citizens to live off $40k or $7.25 an hour. Fuck all the way off

I was an emo kid, can't you tell?

My 4 year old daughter told me that “TORTILLAS IS A FOOD NAPKIN I EAT” and I sat there for a good couple minutes just reflecting on life

Tsundering Titan is real and can hurt you

It’s so cool how all customer service everywhere has been replaced with LLM chatbots that don’t work and just piss you off, and if you manage to connect to a human somewhere on chat the responses are so heavily scripted and stilted you may as well be speaking to an LLM chatbot

Aggro, Control, Combo, Midrange, Tempo, and Ramp

To watch all the NFL games next year you'll need: CBS FOX NBC Peacock ESPN Amazon Prime Netflix Hulu Paramount Plus AppleTV Minus Disney ExactlyTheSame The Rice-a-Roni app LG Model 3120G Washer/Dryer with CleanSwish™ Tumble-Pro Technology 2000mg of LSD that allows you to access The Phantasma Realm

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

I think we should stop using the term “phobia” to describe hate because it removes agency from bigots.

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