Still not over the fact that I was using the snowblower on this past Monday morning and the lawnmower today, and wearing a t-shirt and shorts for the latter.

Can’t even enjoy the drama of this Washington shit storm because these idiots are perfectly willing to burn all of us to save themselves.

Lili Reinhart’s Top Four is chaotic

It’s giving Ben Shapiro at Home Depot

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

Man, I really don’t feel like joining another microblogging platform. Get your shit together, mods.

Destroying the accumulation of human knowledge to own the libs

No doubt due to their incredible innate talent for finance.

ME (watching the Cubs win the Championship in 2016): Ha! I guess the world didn’t end after all. THE WORLD:

luke wilson on a ranch/farm/whatever symbolizing “real america” in that garbage att commercial: when you grow up out here you learn to tell facts from fertilizer me looking at an electoral map: you sure about that buddy

If we’re lucky it will be on the surface of the sun

You know, I'll say this about the current US administration: it completely killed my imposter syndrome

Making my own special edition of Ahsoka but the actors portray emotions this time

I think it's important to note that the guy executing a world historical cover-up of his connection to the worst child rape trafficker of the century is deporting people who have committed no crime and want nothing more than to work hard and pay their taxes.

I mean…

Looks like a very bad and stupid Republican just fell into the trap.

All my Chicago people say

Remember when people thought it was a funny troll move to make him AG?

The only conceivable scenario in which Steely Dan is the correct music choice is in a listening room at a high-end audio shop.

"I build many ballrooms. In many buildings. It's my greatest strength, actually." -- a thing the president of the United States said

Album of the Year for me. Just fucking incredible.

This always reads like something you hear right before the newsboy signals to his rough looking crew across the street.

And thus the obituary of CBS News was written…

They never explained how he barely aged from 1963 to 2023 so I’m not sure why this is such a problem.

Stunning political malpractice

What if we just stopped asking this cretin for his opinion?

Okay, but you literally stopped.

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

They don’t feel shame. What else ya got?

Trump did recognize something before the rest of us did: our institutions are sclerotic and brittle and can be broken with the slightest pressure.

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

KeEpiNG mEmORIals iS AbOUt PrEsErVinG hIsTorY

Remember back in March when Schumer caved and voted for the GOP bill because he was worried about a government shutdown? Turns out he hasn’t learned anything since then.

uncanny

I must say that, having already known that the stove was hot, I do not enjoy touching it with all of the idiots who did not.

Jesus famously stayed away from people like that, yeah good work Axios

War on Christianity!

Absolutely love being governed by a bunch of people who thought Ebenezer Scrooge wasn’t based enough

Wait until you see what the Federal Government looks like in 3-4 years, Timmy.

TIL that Adam Driver voiced the character Art the Artist on Bob’s Burgers

Starting to feel like I’m the only one at the theater for this?

You’d think masked thugs in the schools kidnapping teachers in front of terrified children is the worst of it, but there’s many levels below that. Simply inhuman.

Let these conditions ferment for another year. An election wipeout will be the least of their worries.

As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.

This has to be the apotheosis of capitalism. It’s all downhill from here.

“Well, I don’t think I’ll work. I’ll just collect this money.”