Sigh. No it doesn’t and this continues to be weird eugenist garbage that Nazis LOVE. You cannot judge someone’s morality by how they look and it enforces very dangerous stereotypes in both directions to do so. Stop this shit.

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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

this seems like a really high-visibility way to make normal people realize that middlemen like Sinclair exist, which is probably on balance bad for them

I think everyone needs to know that one of the Rapture crazies on TikTok is advising her followers to buy new underwear because when you rise into the sky to go party with Jesus, all your clothes fall off and you don't want the left behinds to know you were wearing ratty old panties.

Happy Rosh Hashanah y'all.

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

The sibling energy OMGGGGG

Oh, look, a perfect opportunity for me to remind everyone that Mongolian folk metal is a thing that exists and The HU are awesome and all y'all should join me in my obsession.

The Swedish S-100D Airborne Early Warning and Control aircraft has taken off and is patrolling an area north of Gotland. The route is familiar, the time not.

Flights have been halted to Copenhagen Airport after multiple drones were spotted over the Øresund Strait, Reuters reports.

it would be political suicide to do it but like 60% of the developed world very badly needs a poltician willing to talk to them like adults and say “listen, you can let in Rahul to work and pay taxes, you can pay more taxes, or your pension can be cut. those are the options. you need to pick one.”

I have smashed The plum Flavored lacroixs That were in The cooler Hell yeah brother The dudes They do rock

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Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back. Computer…enhance. #garden #gardening #oopsfrog

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we owe an apology to all the Just Read Theory bros

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

So one of the biggest trends on evangelical TikTok right now is folks prepping their houses for "whoever might move in" after they ascend—you’ll get a free house, yes, & you’ll also be getting a house full of charts & pamphlets walking you through the end times—so that’s handy!

Forcing people/workers to jump from a roof, after kicking away the ladders is a very obvious & clear, major Human Rights Violation.

No, that's the rule, everybody knows the rule If you get in the way of the laundry, you get covered in socks

The maths proved it was a time machine. The issue was that the speed of travel was one second per second. "Can you make it go faster?" "Impossible. We can make it go slower though." "So you age faster inside the machine? What use is that?" "We thought we'd try it with some wine and cheese?"

i also want to note that "i don't want children to have to undergo genital inspections" is an extremely easy argument to make and the fact that elected liberals cannot manage it is because they are either incompetent or complicit and i do not give a shit which

Hearing that starting tomorrow there will be a sharp increase in 287g related immigration arrests/operations in the Orlando area. Possibly conducted by Florida law enforcement but ICE has been asked to assist to process those arrested. Please be cautious if you live in that area.

Y'all @blackamazon.bsky.social has given so much and had so much taken for granted. Let's give back to someone who has had a major impact in many lives, including mine. gofund.me/37878f773

One stark marker of how much our society has devolved in just a few years is Bob Iger personally got on a call to convince us to let Disney/HULU make the 1619 Project. That America no longer exists.

TV host: a pod of false killer whales! Me: You know why they're called false killer whales, right? @foobly.bsky.social: Why? Me: *Really* good defense attorneys. @foobly.bsky.social: *glares*

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

I worked with a woman, over 20 years ago, whose husband did this. Turned out he was a member of an evangelical church who believed that saying whatever was necessary to bring these women back to the flock was a-ok. The day after their wedding he threw out all her secular CDs.

Don't forget: if Earth, Wind, and Fire see their shadows tonight we get 6 more weeks of September

In 1995 at a part-time bookstore job a customer wanted to special order “88 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Be in 1988.” It was out of print. Customer: Out of print? But it’s such a good book. Me: It’s 1995, sir. C: But it’s a good— Me: NINETEEN. NINETY— My Boss: OK, let me handle this one.

I'm betting Woody Allen posthumously slips from the public's consciousness as quickly as Rush Limbaugh did.

You know about Pavlov's bell. Pavlov grabbed some dogs, rang a bell before feeding them, and eventually the dogs started to salivate when the bell rang, regardless of whether they were given food or not. Now, let's say you studied the brain activity of those dogs. 🧵

By which I mean that Knut Eriksson, Erik Knutsson and Erik Eriksson were fighting Sverker the Elder, Karl Sverkersson and Sverker the Younger (aka Sverker Karlsson). because why come up with new names when the names you've got can take at least another few generations of wear and tear.

I need a substitute teacher to wheel a TV in from the hallway for the rest of 2025 please

AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED

What’s going on with Venezuela? An NYT report says the US force off the shore isn’t big enough for an invasion, nor is it in the right place to combat drug smuggling. Diplomats, military officials and intelligence officers say the true reason is to oust the President Nicolas Maduro.

NEW: Hours before a new entry ban is supposed to go into effect, the federal government officially acknowledges for the first time that the restrictions do NOT apply to people who currently have H-1B visas. Link: www.uscis.gov/sites/defaul...

I can’t help it. The grackles are still here, and need to be photographed 🤣 The male Common Grackles usually take every opportunity to display, especially in the spring! But it’s Fall, and this male was displaying a lot! Apparently, he knows what he looks like🤣 #Birds #photography #wildlife 🪶

This afternoon they seem to be trying to walk it back and say the EO only applies to new visas. Would you stake your job, your ability return to your family, your freedom not to end up in CECOT on hasty clarification emails to news outlets and ICE’s willingness to follow them instead of the EO?

Available sometime soon (once they've a little bigger and can be fixed, vaxed, microchipped etc) through the very excellent LA cat gallery(rescue) Santé D'Or: these artisanally hand-raised kittens.

Feeling the need to post this spot on @michaelhobbes.bsky.social idea again. Don’t even give them direction, just fund them.

Welcome to nonce island, where our ex Prime Minister is sharing his concerns about children not being drunk and horny enough.

I think I’ve told this story before but my friend Dan was in provincial Iran on business in the 1960s and there was one other foreigner in his hotel, a very charming man whose name he didn’t catch. And they were into their second night of dinner together when he realized a) this was Noel Coward