All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero

“What if rich kids take advantage of free school lunches?” is like asking “What if rich executives take advantage of public transportation?” What if they do? They probably won’t. But what if they do? Well, nothing.

My kids have whooping cough, there are no toys on the shelves, and my brother-in-law was deported despite being a US citizen. But at least I know there won't be black Santa Clauses this year.

I'm thinking of the National Guard shooting victims today, and hoping for the best for them. And I am also thinking about the craven politicians who decided to put them in harm's way because they choose to govern by menacing and by staging stunts. May the fates they deserve befall every one of them.

Humans enjoy gossip. It's funny to me when some pretend they are above that. You aren't. One particular kind of gossip might not interest you but you do enjoy other kinds.

Humans need other human beings to survive. I'm sorry that this makes some people lose their shit but it's one of the key truths of life.

The whole "it's not pedophilia if the girl is 15" is a strong argument against parents' absolute control over children's lives. We can't be trusting the lives of children to people who think adult men deserve sexual access to adolescents.

‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation

I just want everyone to have the experience of living in dignity with access to sufficient food, safe housing, needed medical care, high quality education, and time to engage with what sparks their curiosity and spirit this should not be controversial 🫠

RIP I’m sorry your statue at Climate Pledge sucks.

The electoral college is bad, actually. The will of the people isn't properly reflected.

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

Reminder: children are an oppressed class and we disrespect them daily.

bumpin' that youtu.be/DZ1OblYm5YY?...

Palate cleanse. Some humans are terrible, but more of us are great.

A common theme of Trump II is an utterly cowardly class of elites while everyday regular people have risen to the occasion

“I have friends everywhere”

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.

Late night thought: Did Trump destroy the East Wing so Melania didn’t have to decorate for Christmas?

Bring back earnestness and sincerity as virtues...

People act like all the men are gone. The men are attending protests. The men are putting together scooters for their kids. The men are getting a set of turntables for the first time. The men are buying Nikes. The men are getting super into noir. They're not Nazis and they're fine. Keep your freaks.

Happy the first day of John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry Day to all who celebrate.

rt if you are the founder of antifa

Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.

TGI(stfu)F. Learn the script.

Watching Come Back to the Five and Dime Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean and one of the first shots was a mirror reflecting a window. Altman inception.

Took 2 Tylenol last night for a headache. Woke up with the headache gone and replaced by the overwhelming urge to buy a model train set.

Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.

It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.

People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police

The invisible hand of the free market beat his ass.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Your legacy is the way you made people feel. Your words and actions and rhetoric. It’s how you’ll be remembered. It’s your lasting impact on others. We should be helpers in this world, not only because it’s right and good and just, but because it is the legacy we leave for others.

condemnations of political violence are well taken but it does feel as if some prominent political commentators are of the view that violence isn’t a part of the history of American politics and that is very much not true.

society would improve immediately if we just seized the assets of every person who wrote jeffrey epstein a birthday note

Focusing on what truly benefits kids, with their input, would save us all. I wish that, collectively, we desired a free future for children more than we desired the power to harm or control another adult. Every day I try to imagine that better world for all the children who should get to live there.

join the war on chicago on the side of chicago

Anti-vaxxers aren’t questioning the science, they’re questioning who deserves to live

Reminder: this is the shit fascists hate the most. Keep it up!

I have friends everywhere.

People are being very obvious about using the phrase "feeling unsafe" in place of "being super racist" lately

A lot of people never learned the difference between unsafe and uncomfortable.

John Carpenter

Best thing about the new Superman? Jon Peters no longer has a producer credit. We are finally free!

Every time I see conservative fearmongering about how dangerous the NYC subway is, I feel the need to defend it. I grew up in Ohio. It’s cars that are dangerous. It’s car accidents that are terrifyingly common. I’m not being dramatic when I say the subway is one of the best parts of my life now.

Bringing dogs into public places is white supremacist behavior.