guys i gotta go i'm not doing this lol xo

hello this is your uber eats delivery driver i am waiting outside

even his profile is roumd

#D9C542

how do u tell ur sunbathing addicted cat about weather

as someone with over 10k followers it’s my responsibility to tell you all that gasoline smells soooo good

👹🔊MY GREEN VELVET GLASSESSSSSSS🔊👹

remember when this was the most important thing 2 ever see

i don't know how 2 not post on here i'm a failure a fraud a hack a liar

home by 10 i win

guys there was a groomsdog (jojo) he did a very good job

i miss u ::o((

Logging Dreams 🪵 grassyvalley.thecomi...

IT'S NOT THE SAME DOPAMINE POSTING ELSEWHERE FIX UR SHIT MODS OR GET OFF THE GIANT TOILET OF PISS

all this has happened b4 and it will all happen again

getting put on a starter pack when the site is imploding in on itself is certainly a choice !! ::o))

Thank you to the Alaska Raptor Center for telling the truth that birders already knew: every bald eagle cry you hear in an advertisement is a red-tailed hawk.

jorts.horse/@clowngravy i've never been on a sinking ship b4

i really feel terrible about this and needed to apologise to paul directly. it's important to take responsibility for the ways our words affect the people around us, and last thursday, i failed that responsibility

being put thru a taffy puller would fix me

It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends

i always think i can clean the whole apt but in reality i can only do like 2 rooms b4 my back makes me stop and it's NOT EVEN FAIRRRRR

uh oh i took a cleaning break and i can't get up

the belly calls 2 u (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

connect 4

it's so evil that it's 85°f

myspace tom is just trying 2 do fit checks and his comments r all people begging him 2 save us all lmao

it's a great day bc PB did NOT hide from the vacuum 2day or even flinch when i turned it on so BRAVE <3

why r 50+ of my mutuals following jay grumber lol ew

the ceo of bluesky has the most rank farts on the planet

Twitch.tv/bellatrellia Yet another extremely RARE bellatrellia stream (becoming less and less rare all the time)

girl who walks 1/4 of a mile 2 get coffee and expects praise 4 leaving the apartment

at least the memes will be good

there’s pizza on the counter

ibackedmycarin2aCOPCAR the other mmmmday

basically what we're gonna do is dance

shoulder work ? uhh u better !!

what did cats even do b4 gravy tubes ? b sad probably

Witches & their familiars 🐈‍⬛🧙🏼‍♀️ #mabsdrawlloweenclub #art

drangon

that beagle

shoutout to saturdays shout out to human sacrifice