it's fucked up how good it feels to be out in nature

my favourite eggcorn i've encountered is my friend in middle school who would always say "decdective" in place of detective

just realized someone's casting rennala's full moon in conan o'brien's background

smoking harms unborn babies? good thing i'm not an unborn baby

I'm always like why

i've been infected by a disease

having a white bread sandwich for breakfast, like so: brown bread white bread brown bread

i am the creator of the internet

like this post and i will think about you for one second

I'm going to a The Pit, where nothing grows and nothing prospers, to learn more about the economy from the Master of that dark place.

i need to unfollow some people so i'm looking for volunteers

[looking at dinosaur skeletons at the museum] who even comes up with this stuff?

as a feminist i would let my partner lay an egg instead of having to go through pregnancy

guy who tugs his foreskin repeatedly instead of masturbating normal style

please, let me insist

geopolitics is a beautiful name for a baby girl

he needs a friend

just invented a guy who's rapper name is "yung man"

i just learned about the municipality of "varginha" lol. what's next, penhis?

i am horizontal

firstborn son is a wonderful name for a baby boy

when i become king i'll put everyone who smokes at the bus stop in prison for all eternity

[looking in the mirror] what the hell?

guy who says "must be rain" every time it rains

i think peeing dark yellow is okay it just means you have lots of gold and you’re rich

luke, i am your farter

as an environmentalist, i always eat my single use plastics so they don't go to waste

i've never been so unsettled by one of my own drawings

i just thought up a guy that's completely normal and has nothing wrong with him

i would never say clanka with a hard r

yep that's exactly where i was going with this

i've been sentenced to 1000 years of fighting promised consort radahn

whenever i make a joke that doesn't land, it's just a case of you had to be there (inside my brain) for it to be funny

the effects of showering too hot

i'm faucusing

while i'm at it, happy new year!

when i reach 800 followers i will jump 800 meters into the air

laying in bed shaking and frothing at the mouth thinking about silksong

i'm into getting locked out of my partner's room in a sexual way

i was trying to draw a wholesome guy. maybe it's not possible

visited my bird friends

being in my sixth year of university, i always get taken aback by how young new students are

i am the Battle Man

i've managed to capture the moment. i hope my portrayal of allisson and their sneezed up guy is satisfactory

i just learned about the "hair anus"

i would never circumcise my child i would just let the foreskin fall off later in life like it's supposed to

the solution to your phone addiction is watching videos online about putting your phone down