Is it possible to get On Cinema Gregg on Infowars to spill the dirt

Logged into Twitter for the first time in like 3 years to try and figure out whether this was a fake, or the Onion got Alex Jones’ Twitter account as part of the deal. I cannot believe it’s real. ☠️

Thank you MoneyZap!

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Hey @impishmatt.bsky.social, I used a piece of your pixel art (I think it's yours?) that I found on Pinterest to create a cross stitch, and I would like to properly credit you if I post it anywhere. Is this your Gritty? If so, do you have a preference as to how I link to you?

Hell yes. “The [WNBA] minimum salary will be $300,000, up from $66,079 in 2025 and the supermax salary will start at $1.4m.” www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/m...

I did not expect Deb, but here we are. Queen of Lake Havasu. She totally stole the show for me. #oncinema

I got the Oscar fever. #oncinema

My prediction for the On Cinema Oscar Special: New leads a tight and engaging show. Gregg provides expert analysis with flawless predictions. Mark crushes it with a string of impeccable and fresh celebrity impersonations. A perfectly executed final show, with nothing going wrong 🙌

It's On Cinema at the Cinema on Variety 🍿 variety.com/2026/film/ne...

I wish somebody would please recut that Mercy trailer so the judge is one of those AI barber heads with no face and three ears, and all the “AI police surveillance footage” in the back is humanoid robots kicking their handlers in the crotch.

This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.

My first mortgage payment finally came out on Friday. I don't think you can rent a 1-bedroom apartment in this city for at least a couple hundred dollars MORE than my monthly mortgage payment. The financialization of housing is a criminal conspiracy.

Happy Unrivaled Season 2 Tipoff to all those who celebrate.

Unrivaled kicks off today, and Canadians can watch it on YouTube: www.youtube.com/live/Fv4s3kG...

This should exist in every city in the country.

It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile

Hi, I am studying library science, the thing everyone claims LLMs are good for. Spoiler: they aren’t. I’ll start with a hypothetical based on a thing I have dealt with a thousand times. Person comes in and says, “I don’t remember the title or the author but I know it’s about vampires.”

Schneid-man. Makin’ excuses. Schneideriderdingdong. Can’t face the truth. Making excuses. Schneider. Career in the toilet. Dependant on Sandler. Makin’ excuses.

In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing. You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics. That is all.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I do not want to go into 2026. It's too late for me. Leave me here. I'll guard the door to make sure 2025 doesn't escape.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

#oneofthetwo Because your desire to “return to normal” doesn’t supersede the safety of others - maybe if you listened to people living with #longcovid, you’d know that. Shame on @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social for punching down in the hackiest possible way.

It was reprehensible when people mocked condom usage at the height of the AIDS pandemic. It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today. Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.

jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation

We need those who claim to be “left” to stop punching down on the disabled, covid cautious and immune compromised. Masking is resistance. It’s community care. The ruling class wants you sick and weak so you won’t fight back. Healthcare is being gutted. There’s never been a better time to mask

Some ~personal news~

Please donate to my Kickstarter to make "Morty Supreme," a shot-for-shot remake of "Marty Supreme" with Richard Kind in the Timothée Chalamet role.

When you’re chronically ill, the holidays hit different. They’re exhausting, isolating and lonely. It’s important to set and hold boundaries. Make your own traditions and find ways to cultivate joy. Here’s to another Chronic Illness Christmas: www.disabledginger.com/p/another-ch...

Ding! Dong! Happy holidays, gang. youtu.be/ysIzPF3BfpQ?...

Tulsa King of Kensington, which will be hilarious to about 6 people who are a) Canadian and b) over 40. (btw, King of Kensington S1 is now available on @cbcgem.bsky.social and it genuinely holds up)

if the Bostoo Yook Yarters don't win the next World Series we riot

Huge props to Women Help Women. What a victory! msmagazine.com/2025/12/14/g...

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

can't win them all

Halloween costume idea: Macho Man Randy Travis

Apple TV is bugging out in a hilarious way

I crocheted a gingerbread ornament, and made the poor choice to make the hanger the same colour as the ornament. It now looks like he’s hanging by his own skin.

So here’s the thing: I, a certified Disabled™️ Person, do not actually care if anyone fakes for an extra 20 minutes on the test. I care deeply about how the fear of that very thing puts up flaming hoops disabled people have to jump through. Maybe listen to disabled folk on this one.

did paul dano refuse to show tarantino his feet

“Me have nostrils, they just deep in fur.” #sesamestreet #knivesout youtu.be/gJxzhUAGBDw?...

Someone stole the most underwhelming package of all time out of the mailroom of my building today. But I hope they enjoy their new middle-aged lady underpants, stretch pants and “Even Baddies Get Saddies” t-shirt.

Oh really

You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?

I, too, am missing value and runctitional features.

I treat boycotts as personal blood vendettas. This is about me physically harming a corporation, not about me telling any other human how to live their life. I don’t have time to judge others while I’m digging two graves for me and Target.

The greatest Thanksgiving special ever made by any TV show in history. There is no debate. Don’t even bother.

This Sunday’s SPONTANEANATION LIVE is sold out! So we simply have to stream the sumbitch! Sunday November 23rd @ 7:30pm Pacific STREAM: bit.ly/spontstream25

OMG how did I not know Laura Poitras was making a doc about Seymour Hersh?! 😍 youtu.be/2lTN6EMb4ss?...