HEI Points are back. heinetwork.tv/hei-points/

This how I find out I have a son??

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

When asked by Stephen Colbert why he was wearing a mask in public, Tom Hanks said.. “I’ve had Covid enough in my life I don’t need to do that again. I’m wearing this for health reasons” More celebrities need to speak out like this.

We need the NDP and all left leaning parties to be galvanized by this so that they can get organized. We need them to be organized if we are going to defeat the conservatives, or the red conservatives currently in power.

Hey @ndp.ca, pls jot this down.

live view from cuomo hq

Remember when Aaron Swartz downloaded JSTOR archives that he had full legal rights to download and the FBI hounded him literally to death for it? Anyway,

Happy Halloween! We have a some last-minute #LongCOVID themed costume ideas for you! 👻

"average person takes 1 dementia test per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person takes zero dementia tests per year. Alzheimers Georg, who lives in white house & takes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

made the quoted thread, a response to a few of @jamellebouie.net’s recent posts, into a video, because sometimes it’s nice to see people’s faces, hear people’s voices, on an ever colder internet. this is part one. full video at normal speed: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMfy98PR/

I try to be professional on this platform but there are times, like now, when it hits me hard on a visceral level that we are in the midst of a catastrophic global public health crisis and it seems, as a species, we've somehow decided that ignoring it is the best plan we've got.

Things we can change: Too many autistic people learn—often quite early in life—that they have no choice other than to submit to discomforts, and also people in their lives may not even register or believe that their distress is real. At TPGA: thinkingautismguide.com/2022/01/auti... #neurodiversity

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

“Every parade has the right to exist” - Sliwa

I think about human selfishness and disease a lot, as you might imagine. Not even just because of my situation. My grandmother was quarantined in a sanitorium for a year after enduring intense trauma because people didn’t believe the government about TB.

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

Almost two years after police raided their compassion club and homes, Drug User Liberation Front co-founders Eris Nyx and Jeremy Kalicum are in court to fight drug trafficking charges. @michellegamage.bsky.social reports. #vanpoli

1 year anniversary of this beauty

Listen to me very carefully: I will never, *never*, "ask Gemini."

This Simon and Simon reboot looks awful.

shout out to feminism for making the wnba commissioner just as shitty as any men’s league

Sad to see the Mercury loss but a well-earned WNBA championship for Vegas. 👏👏👏👏

I was 21 years in Canada's parliament and I have 2 simple questions: 1. Who the fuck is @vgasparro.bsky.social ? 2. Why did @mark-carney.bsky.social let him ban the Irish group @kneecapceol.bsky.social? If there is a fund to sue for damages, count me in. Seriously.

WNBA REFS proving everybody's point during the FUCKING FINALS

Kneecap live stream! Still pissed we cant see them next week.

Wow, the production value of the Kneecap livestream is so good! As someone in a smaller city that they’re never going to visit, I would have been happy with a basic stream of a club show. But this is amazing!

OUR ANNUAL HALLOWEEN CONTEST IS BACK! Show your your best Graham Linehan costume for your chance to win 20 free hours of divorce attorney services and an X Premium subscription.

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET. Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!

I’m learning GarageBand so I remixed the original #cbc banger, the Danger Bay theme song.

Inside you, there are two wolves. Outside of you, there are like millions of wolves. Good luck with those odds. Eat arbys

A lot of my neighbors and delivery drivers speak Arabic, so for the sign I put out on my porch with Halloween candy, I ran the phrase "Free candy for all drivers and neighbors!" through Google Translate. My FedEx guy just told me it says "Zero money for men in sweetie cars." 🫣

Kahleah Copper…that’s all. #WNBAFinals #WNBA

A quick note about money and comedy and power. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/

The conversation between Klein and Coates showed me that a lot of people who screech about “infighting” on the left aren’t aware of the fact that marginalized people have been forced to learn how to regulate their emotions during conflict, and so, are better able to hear what’s actually being said.

This is the biggest, toughest article I’ve done about so-called “AI psychosis.” It’s the story of a man who committed a horrific crime in his youth but served his time and against all odds found love and a new life—one that completely unraveled after he started talking to Google’s Gemini chatbot.

Marry someone who says: - I love you - I’m proud of you - yes we can go take the ferry - no taking three round trips on the ferry isn’t too much - yes we can take the ferry again - no I don’t mind ruining my good hair day with sea spray - yes I’ll buy you pretzel from the galley

remember, bun:

It is Season 16 eve.

EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING Mychal the Librarian is hosting the Reading Rainbow revival!!! reactormag.com/reading-rain...

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

OH YES MERCURY!!! #wnba

What?! I don’t get to see ANY of the chair-stacking guy?! #wnba

Got my performance review.