I think it's time for skim to rebrand to Milk Zero.

POV you are me right now

Apropos of nothing, I have no affiliation with Saturn, Saab, Isuzu, or General Motors and am not licenced to sell cars in any jurisdiction.

Michael Jordan continues saving NASCAR

imagine making Michael Jordan proud

All kinds of shit goin on

You think Dale drank margaritas?

General Motors factory team Spire Motorsports

When I come back like Jordan, wearing the 45, it ain't to play games with you, it's to aim at you

Get it you woke ginger you

Lordy mama light my fuse

CRANK IT 🆙

We're gonna sell the naming rights to save it and its gonna be Greenville Steak-ummms Speedway

I told the lady at the pet store that scallops are my cat's favourite treat and she called him bougie.

If I leaaaave here tomorrroooww... Would you stillll remember meee?

Denny Hamlin is more successful than a guy like Denny Hamlin has any right to be

MIKE JOY GRINDR

Clint wants to call the team 23andMe

Shel Silverstein’s short poem Homework Machine (1981) was prescient about the limitations of LLMs. “I guess it’s not as perfect / As I thought it would be.” [kottke.org]

I think the problem with Clint Bowyer is that he talks to understand the world for himself rather than to interpret the world for others.

This handsome laneway home comes with its own legal basement suite!

Cristiano LeBronaldo

These are the most 1995 New York rapper names I've ever heard These women sound like they hop turnstiles and bomb whole cars then educate the cipher about it, straight up and down

Enya is my house cleaning music. It makes me feel fancy.

I feel like when it happens they're going to panic and Weekend at Bernie's him for a couple days at least.

Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.

Very moody. Keep it up, excited to see what you're working on.

CHAOS

"Jack Aitken's got a droopy wiper" - IMSA Radio

This is what happens when you send hypercar drivers to drive GT3 cars looool

GTP! GTP! GTP!

Hoooooo weee

There's still time for an hour's worth of nonsense in this race!!

He did the Ferrari Method

One (1) standard distance IMSA race left. Anyone on the lead lap is still in this.

Justin bustin' Allgaier

Jamie McMurray is 100x better at this than Kevin Harvick

LMP2 is once again the Dale Coyne Racing alumnus class

Love an Austin Hill wreck

Ford vs Ferrari

We send our best to Alex Bowman as he is still out with diarrhea

Every week Adam Alexander says "dudn't"

Man that wasn't long enough to crank it for

A reminder that Brandon Jones isn't Let's Go Brandon nor is he That Jones Boy, NASCAR is so confusing

No way is that pit road progressive

Clearly the solution to the MotoGP Brazil sinkhole is to build a jump Come on MotoGP you said you're about entertainment now

Too much sauce warnings

The angle of the onboard camera on the 31 car makes me think it needs a Mondrian livery.

Five minute major

Dammit Earl you just got in