The Legends feature at Evergreen Speedway has been told this is a timed race now. If the caution comes out after this next restart, the race is over. They should do this for the Craftsman Trucks sometimes.

Sorry, no. The answer is always Paul Newman. Best looking? Paul Newman. Best dressed? Paul Newman. Coolest motherfucker? Paul Newman. Best sunglasses? Paul Newman.

Man these cars running together makes me want TWO Rocket Pops

Call him Shane Vangelis Bergen because his chariot's afire!

"It's terrifying driving in a major urban center" - Blake Shelton

Everybody always talks about The Glen but I know more than one.

Fast▫️ Casual ▫️Shrimp Would be my three word description on Netflix

Don't cool it with the shrimp, pals.

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

shrimps is bugs

Free band name: Rat Power

Wow I did not know Brian Austin Green raced NASCAR

goln' out for sushi, gonna eat a lot of sushi 🍣🎶 goin' out for sushi, gonna eat me a lot of sushi 🐟 🎸

Local subreddit guy: what's the deal with cyclists? Here's all these things I notice Me: did you know that there's way more people than you notice that are following the rules? Anecdotes aren't data Him: maybe you need to reread what I said Me: right, this is a post about what you notice.

Accounts following 290,000 accounts can fuck right off!

Working from home today so my morning work soundtrack is last night's Hoosier Hundred.

I met a very old friend tonight for a drink. They don't live here anymore and haven't in a long time. We grew up together and had a lot of great memories together. We talked about those memories and what they meant to us and it did my soul a lot of good.

I was just behind a straight piped 300C in traffic and I've never wanted to haul someone out of their vehicle and strangle them so badly

I want a big beautiful sandwich right now

For hours now I've been trying to figure out which megastructure in Edmonton is the most ominous. The grain terminal on the Yellowhead? BioSci? The bibliotank?

On this day in 2016 at Road America, Ryan Eversley and the Real Time Acura squad were simply unstoppable 🏁 A clean sweep of the #PWC GT doubleheader—two trophies 🏆🏆 in one weekend. Pure dominance 💪

lol, lmao

If you crash into Augustin Canapino, be prepared to deal with the wrath of Bluesky

What happened to wrought iron? Nobody wants to wring it anymore?

I popped by my parents' house and I realized their lawn needed to be mowed so I just did it and now I have one hundred mosquito bites.

Ugh I'm sick of this already isn't there a NEW truck to argue about????????

she's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron

I come back to my desk after going out to get lunch. Me: Wow, did they crank up the temperature in here? It's seriously hot in this place. My coworker in the cube next to me: Oh it's probably my griddle. I'm just heating up these pupusas.

CJSR Bike Traffic Reporter @szaracat.bsky.social debunks the long held myth that bikes are just for people who can't drive. The segment is airing this week and available on-demand now: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/b... #yeg #yegbike #BikeMonth #cycling #Bike

No 2017 Stage 9 where Rigoberto Uran won in a photo finish after breaking his derailleur earlier in the stage?

Kool Keith might be the GOAT.

I want to hear Kool Keith and Del tha Funkee Homosapien rap over bladelores

Everyone at work is watching the match in the lunchroom which means I'm at my desk getting shit done

My new rap name is YEG Fatso.

Goddammit Leeroy

lately i've been wondering where mayonnaise would stand in our society if it was just called "egg sauce"

at jim farley fund a proper WRC campaign

now let me tell you about my other great childhood summer pastime, kicking a soccer ball against the garage door for hours on end kids these days have no idea how to make their own fun, let me tell you

My parents' house backs onto a main road. I used to sit on the back fence and try to identify cars as far away as I could solely by their headlight patterns.

Holy shit is it depressing watching people wish a dead person happy birthday on Facebook. Not like we're remembering you happy birthday, it's a "I don't know you're dead" happy birthday, they just passed in the last year.

So Felix is on the move and the rumours have Marcus Armstrong switching teams as well. If it's all change at Meyer Shank Racing next year in IndyCar, who do you want to see in those seats? Me, I'm ready for the Linus and Rinus show.

I got fed this video of this multi-instrumentalist playing Dr. Octagon on the street and it's awesome. youtu.be/0ck-QGgAwmw?...

Shoutout to NASCAR for boosting the Gragson Magnussen confrontation, correctly determining that hundreds of thousands of people would be interested in watching Noah Gragson looking like a fucking idiot

You never! Did the Kenosha Kid?

Free band name: Tryptophantasia

Damn it sucks when someone you've known for years bails on all social media and you have no other way of contacting them

your gambling addiction isn't responsible for the dick pics, Tony

God I love reading a letter like this. If you work in or adjacent to the law, you understand how amazing it feels to get to write and send a letter of this nature. The kind of thing that makes it all worthwhile.

Despite not being a football fan, I find my eye twitching whenever I hear coworkers call the World Cup "the FIFA".