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I will make this discord server if enough people want it

De-synced my contacts on telegram, i hope that doesn't fuck too many things up

They should make a support group for chronic procrastinators where everyone just jerks off together as communal mental preparation to do our tasks. And then can even jerk off together while doing our tasks. I think it would be a great motivator personally

I can't tell if I'm horny or just want to procrastinate by jerking off

"If I shoot myself in the foot NOW and tell people it was actually a genius move to prevent someone else from shooting me in that foot later, they'll all feel bad for me and have no choice but to support me forever because I'm entitled to their votes!" Dumbest political strategy possible.

They got cute and used Senators not up for re-election next year or ones that were retiring for the surrender vote. So here's the metric we use instead: If you aren't pushing for a new Democratic leader in the Senate *immediately,* you're out on your ass.

Kinda funny the Dems did the shutdown largely as a show for the base and now people are madder than before lol

There will be some "Wow you can't make these people happy" sentiment but what's really happening is the Dems are beginning to reap the consequences of not really believing in anything. Choreographed maneuvers, too clever by half talking points. People have just had it

Folks, a pill to swallow: if current Democrats will cave to your healthcare, they will cave to your voting rights. If they will cave to you not getting paid for 40 days, they will cave to LGBTQ+ marriage. If they cave to stalling our airplanes, they will cave to destroying our National Parks.

If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.

Democratic senators voted to make sure that there was more money for ICE to harass your community

It's well past time to abolish the racist institution that is the United States Senate. The land could be better put to use expanding the House of Representatives. Or as a garbage dump.

I don't even know what to do at this point...

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

In a normal democracy, a total collapse of party leadership would result in an no-confidence vote and immediate snap elections to find leaders who can lead

fuck this. i'm going communist

Apropos of theonion.com/democrats-si...

Guys just thought of this: what if we wrest power away from the capitalist ruling class and create a society not based on the exploitation of a laboring class

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

I think dem senators should not be able to go in public without having literal actual dog shit thrown at them until they resign

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

Cornyn can only get to the Senate chamber to vote if flights return to normal...but flights can only return to normal if Cornyn votes for it.

this is senate dems’ second coordinated “just enough” vote to help republicans and betray house dems of the year, remember

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

Not a single senate Democrat should be politically safe from this day forward. Not one

Schumer can be removed from his Dem leadership role this week - 23 Dems (and/or independents) just have to vote to depose him And they should, given this is his fault.

The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.

Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election.

What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

85-year-old democrats negotiating with the jaws of defeat: hey bud you hungry?

"Why do you just attack democrats? Why don't you ever go after republicans?" Same reason I think it's necessary to warn people off an inexplicably popular restaurant that keeps giving everyone food poisoning but don't see the need to warn people off of eating directly out of an open sewer.

They hate us and want us dead for daring to ask for more

it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy

Thus do all traitors

Can someone explain wtf is happening with Democrats rn? Are they actually making a deal to end the shutdown??? Please tell me it's not going through.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Yeah, I am starting to think the constitutional crisis is in a death spiral. It does not occur in singular acts but in the orchestration of administration ripping itself apart. The parts that constitute a government is what gives its coherence and this is the unwinding.

At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes

starlight and trixie comic

Hahaha guess who had a severe allerigic reaction at brunch and ended up exploding from both ends after getting a lump in their throat that made breathing difficult Benadryl and vomiting saved me

If gay marriage is repealed idk what i'm gonna do but it might involve applying for asylum. So.

My shit is NOT together. I'm kinda fucked atm

I feel like shit. Can't sleep though. So I guess I'm just gonna suffer then

Trying not to have a panic attack because I saw a Hank Green short saying that you should be concerned about the mercury in tuna if you exceed the recommended weekly amount and uh. Yeah some weeks I eat a lot of tuna. My brain is now trying to convince me I have mercury poisoning and am going to die

Choose your PhD dissertation from today’s news: -man collapses during White House press conference, Trump T-poses as RFK flees -Elon Musk’s USAID body count rises over 600k -lawsuit against OpenAI for multiple AI-assisted suicides -Mike Johnson’s Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind