Custom sticker comms OPEN! $20, -$1 for each additional I will draw anything!*

Helped coworkers answer an online trivia game about Kurosawa, happy to be slightly more useful than normal today

I hate love. I hate you. I hate me.

Watching Bingo (1991) rn and it might be one of the greatest movies ever made

Used to really love that Black Mirror episode where they go to a VR version of the 80s but in light of all the AI nostalgia slop going around the episode just seems evil now

Watching the new Simpsons. Jerry Seinfeld is a guest star.

boing

Watching Mr Bean videos and it's the funniest shit

Watching clips of this on YouTube and it's really scary

How many therapy sessions should you do with a therapist before you decide it's not working out?

I feel like we can skip even joking about "No Nut November" in the year 2020+5, there's simply no reason to keep the concept around

Day light savings is really stupid but I do feel productive getting my Sunday morning chores done "early" today, so you gotta look on the bright side of things

Last FM Sunday

Watching No Hard Feelings (2023) starring Jennifer Lawrence. Pretty funny!

Having a gross IPA that sucks. Say no to alcohol, kids

I know watching everything with subtitles is cringe and I can certainly do without them but sometimes they tell me the name of songs playing on the soundtrack so

And the Academy Award for Best Picture goes to.... La La Land!

Italian poster for Martin Scorsese's MEAN STREETS (1973)

In einem Jahr mit 13 Monden (Rainer Werner Fassbinder, 1978) 六月の蛇 (塚本晋也, 2000) Despiser (Philip J. Cook, 2003) Little Man (Keenen Ivory Wayans, 2006)

October is over. No more horror movies.

Wanted to finish reading Stephen King's It by Halloween but alas I have 172 pages left

Ended up getting too scared to celebrate Halloween :c

Growing up and realizing that Xmas isn't special anymore — well, it's such a commercialized season and I hate winter anyway Growing up and realizing Halloween isn't special anymore — this is bullshit! why aren't people excited about ghosts and goblins and horror movies?? this sucks

LAST CHRISTMAS, I GAVE YOU MY HEART ❤️ BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY, YOU GAVE IT AWAY 😔 THIS YEAR, TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS 😭 ILL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL 😀

Watching Microwave Massacre (1979) and it's so stupid. It's like if Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin made a horror-comedy film. It's kind of wonderful.

Halloween 3 — nowhere near as cohesive as the first one but I think I enjoy this movie more. There's a lot of wonderfully weird stuff going on in this one

Someone recommended the movie They Came Together (2014) to me on twitter a couple years ago and it was the funniest shit ever

Pom Poko (1994) Lovely, deeply bizarre Studio Ghibli film about a bunch of raccoons with magic nut sacks. The English dub I saw years ago went to hilarious lengths to avoid any reference to raccoon testicles. Written and directed by Studio Ghibli co-founder Isao Takahata - BOTD in 1935

Watching the new Simpsons episode. Awful.

These movies are trash but I wouldn't mind if they just made a new one ever year. Like what if Marlon Wayans got Skinamarinked or took The Substance

Watching Halloween which is a scary movie about a scary man and now I'm scared the scary man is gonna get me

The Chair Company might be as bold a deconstruction of modern television as Twin Peaks: The Return

They drew a smiley face on my cup at Starbucks because they all love me so much

at one point in the new frankenstein one character says to victor, “you are the monster,” and the woman next to me whispered, “that’s right” in the most earnest tone

Having a third cup of coffee this morning

Last FM sunday

Good Boy, the horror movie about a dog, there's not much more going for it other than it got a dog!

Watching Wax or the Discovery of Television Among Bees rn and I genuinely have no idea what the fuck is going on. Very hypnotic movie tho

Watching Ralph Bakshi's Wizards rn. I always appreciate the miracle of adult animation that doesn't just look like Family Guy or Rick & Morty but damn I'm just finding this to be crude and nonsensical. Still love ya tho, Bakshi

Some people hate the term kino as like a dumb internet meme but sometimes you're seriously just like in the mood to watch a real kino

Got fooled by a fake jump scare in a horror movie only to let down my defenses and get startled by the real jump scare right after it :c

Everyone's seeing Shelby Oaks, a movie made by a YouTuber? Like Kickassia? Get outta here!

Tvtropes has been dead to me ever since they got rid of Tropers Tales

Trying to endure family events when you're the black sheep is the most energy draining thing

Tried to watch Nicolas Winding Refn's The Neon Demon last night and it just made me really sleepy

Want to watch something weird and gross but really cool? Check out the Japanese film 974 Pinocchio, it's like, cyberpunk horror, and on tubi

This is one of the best videos ever made youtu.be/Jz9WYxVQXZc?...

We don't have to read the Harper's article about gooning do we. Have you considered reading a classic work of literature instead. Maybe Homer's The Odyssey since the movie's coming out soon