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Happy new year for the Christians in the studio and at home.

Yearly share.

Websites should be able to run Swift as a scripting language, using the normal Web APIs instead of Foundation, and I’m almost not kidding.

Behold: Patrick

you're in her DMs, i'm in her slipstream as we migrate south for the winter (we are both geese)

oh, to the Christians in the audience -- happy new year's eve!

"why do you have to subscribe to 7 different streaming services its so expensive to watch tv anymore and i dont have anything to watch because paradox of choice"

#G_Witch #水星の魔女

God, anyone remember eRepublic?

My fiancée (Suletta) and me (Miorine)

"Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved. Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."

Who do they think is going to buy their products if everyone is unemployed?

Apple, you know damn well I’m too poor to get a credit card from you, stop advertising it to me.

People are talking as if this is about freedom of speech but it's actually about freedom of religion (landlords worship Satan)

Try Zee’s Crazy Pills today! Guaranteed to send YOU to the funny farm forever after just three easy doses or your money back!

Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.

What if we just forcefemmed the Pope?

You died. The 6th picture back in your gallery is what killed you. I was smote for blasphemy.

I have long maintained: disney never recovered from shrek. shrek fucking destroyed them so hard that they had an identity crisis for 20 years

風の強い日は嫌いか？

swordcraft story mentioned

I saw a blood rosary (as in blood diamonds) at the mall. I don't think I can get the bloosary.

I voted for this man for Senate when I was living back home. I remember seeing him at a rally. Good dude from what I remember. May God lead him to Montgomery.

How could they!? Wait. *How* could they?

good DNS lore here for "deeply hierarchical" handle and NSID lovers, from @jbcrawford.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy

idea: a server in every home

4.2 is NOT NATURAL! It’s an abomination.

C implementation of the PDS.

Tumblr used to let you point your own domain to your blog for free, now they want $7 a month.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Reminder but PDS MOOver now supports hassle free backups. It also supports account recovery and restores for adversarial migrations 🐮

Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests

I went out for lunch today, to a place that used to advertise its vegetarian options heavily. I go in, and not a single thing on the menu was meat-free by default. All the salads had chicken on them unless you asked for them to hold it.

YOU HAVE TURNED MY FATHER'S HOUSE INTO A DEN OF THIEVES

Why did I get the bigger phone? It just falls out of my hands sometimes because it’s too big, doesn’t fit in my pockets, and just falls off the damn counter.

I need to get more of a filter irl.

Lord have mercy upon us.

how i feel getting to see all the aurora photos from tonight

19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm? 30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch

Slice of life anime about an Anglican girl, its ED song is “There is a Balm in Gilead” as an instrumental.

I wanna get my ear trained.

You can just buy Uranium. It’s like $20.

I don’t have a weekend rn. Somehow, I’m thriving.

is E2E encryption like a T4T thing