weird OS i just installed? #azumangadaioh

charges my holy beam to fill you with 10000000 roentgen of love

In the year of my Lord 2025, I have only just now entered the world of "Tapping your phone against shit to pay for them." I didn't realize my phone had Amiibo stuff in them until recently.

It's that time of the year

DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN [umamusume: pretty derby!] GEEZER WAKE UP AND GREET THE WIFE MARUZEN MY LITTLE PRINCESS RICE SHOWER, ISNT SHE BEAUIFUL TIME TO TAKE NATIE TO TRAINING REV UP THE COUNTACH, VROOM QUICK STOP AT THE CAFETERIA TO LOAD UP THAT TRAY TURF'S LOOKING FIRM TODAY LADS JUST A BIT OF BANTER

‘member when segways were going to kill bikes lol?

Guy that just bought $300 of lottery tickets and lost on every single one: look I know that the odds are against me but this is a bit ridiculous, I’m calling the governor

Rae the Doe - Mean Dream Read the comic on Comics Kingdom: comicskingdom.com/rae-the-doe Support the Patreon: patreon.com/raethedoe

Decades of abdominal obesity, eating fast food on airplanes, etc. etc. has left this man’s cardiovascular system *checks notes* perfectly wonderful.

When crypto was invented Netflix was a snail-mail DVD subscription service, and the average internet download speed was about 7 mbps. If I ask you what is crypto good for and you tell me it is still "too early to tell" and that I should give the technology time to develop I might slap you.

I was asked to isolate this completely innocuous and totally standalone picture of Agnes Digital.

I also got Cotton Fantasy on sale last night. It's very cute.

I finally got Danganronpa 3. I look kinda like Tsumugi lol #Danganronpa

"Ugh, I live with a fucking otaku!"

let’s all take a moment to appreciate blank VHS packaging design trends

Lo How a Rose Er Bloomin' for Christian, Snow Halation/Jungle Bells ga Tomaranai tie for secular.

Went for a walk and brought y'all this view of Mt. Hood today from Washington Park

We walked up a hill while killing time waiting for our train in Chichibu the other evening and accidentally discovered untouched Saitama again. 🙃

chihaya on the first take! youtu.be/7YPKK6Qquus?...

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

message from chihaya:

歳納京子に＊ハロー、プラネット。を歌ってもらった by 早よ寝よね夜は Published: 2024-12-11 #sm44416177 #音MAD

Sometimes fate has something in mind for you, but only if you are willing to reach out and grab something very gross that you should just leave on that shelf

Behold: Patrick

和食か！和食なんて知ってる！例えば、ラーメンとかカレーとか....あれ？違うの？

@cyberpuritan.obviously.moe @delicateecopouf.bsky.social @moon.yuideer.gay @notacan.yuideer.gay @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social @galileanhimejoshi.bsky.social @trnscatgirls4jesus.bsky.social

oh, to the Christians in the audience -- happy new year's eve!

Nico and Maki having a normal argument

😐 "You piece of shit"

Mami: Hehehe~ mom and dad say Ami and I are on the naughty list, but that doesn't matter if I become Santa!

Sharing for a comrade:

... I'm not sure what it says that my brain immediately saw that first bit as being exactly fourteen words. (or that the case of 'remigration now' is also exactly fourteen letters long)

DoraDora Emotion_ Seihaiden // Cocktail Soft // PC-98

MAGA is American Fascism. That shouldn't even be controversial at this point but in case it is, here is my most comprehensive essay to date explaining and demonstrating that fact. open.substack.com/pub/billieis...

Analogue: A Hate Story, is hitting a lot harder since I've transitioned. 남존여비 (Men are honored, women are abased) infuckingdeed.

majestic

Dear Hollywood execs: You greenlit a freaking Fred movie back in 2010. You can greenlight a Magica Riot animated series.

46 Okunen Monogatari_ The Shinkaron (E.V.O. The Theory of Evolution) // Enix // PC-98

Legend of Lemnear (1989). Art by Satoshi Urushihara.

Chunky, but 60 fps 3d possible with colors and transparency on bare metal Megadrive #SGDK #BlastEm

The way the US is throwing the Afghan interpreters under the bus reminds me of how the US broke treaty after treaty after treaty to like every Native nation in the continent.

Trans Christians are the ultimate enemy of Bill Maher. P.S Luce is trans now.

To the tune of "Private Eyes" by Oates: 🎵Single Guy Eyes, they're watching you 👀 They see your every boob🎵

madohomu♥️💜

Gushing Over Magical Girls is not only an entertsingly shameless ecchi but a genuinely effective example of fighting fascism with horniness through its narrative. Everything literally gets better when these girls embrace their kinks!