Best one I’ve seen yet.

“We’ve news of a parents’ riot in Leeds where a paedophile in a microlight committed an overhead perversion at Headingly Stadium. Police helicopters then chased him into pylons where he crashed screaming like a pig in a war.”

You’re not punk and I’m telling everyone.

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Strong “I have an online girlfriend and she’s a model in Europe” energy. Such a fucking loser.

Thoughts and prayers for something wonderful happening

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Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

RIP. 😞 apple.news/Arq18UxhNS_y...

I can't believe I'm writing this but: free Don Lemon.

Arresting Black journalists is also vice signaling. Their base is racist and hates journalists and they want to get them excited again. The mainstream media industry has never protected Black journalists or journalists of color the way it should.

May Chuck Schumer get hyper-cancer or turbo-ebola for his constant sabotaging of the most basic reforms.

RIP to Catherine O’Hara who really one-upped the commitment to the general strike.

all y'all saying that we need to retrain these foaming at the mouth rabid dogs need to go get fucked to literal death www.denverpost.com/2026/01/23/c...

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

okay hear me out

Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse serving veterans. He died trying to protect protestors being assaulted. A group of anonymous & masked men fired chemicals into his face, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Then his government smeared him & defended his murder.

They’ve been murdering and raping people in concentration camps for months. THIRTY TWO PEOPLE (that we know of) have been executed in those camps. The complicity line was crossed and LONG time ago.

Seeing the NYT switch to active voice feels like watching a seal holding back the apocalypse crack

[cough]

This is loser messaging from a sitting elected representative. I don’t care if you’re angry, every conscious semi-moral person in the world is angry but most of us aren’t elected US politicians. He actually is and the best he can do is “accountability will come so long as our democracy survives”?!?!

Our initial analysis is up. The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot. He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.

Every video I’ve seen directly contradicts the DHS narrative. They say he approached the officers armed and ready to “massacre law enforcement.” In reality, he was recording ICE then after they shoved a woman, he got in between them. They then surrounded him and killed him.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775

Sounds like personal bias to me.

Breaking NYT: The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.

Hot new movie pitch idea: it’s a gritty take on Lolita with guns and the male lead is a suburban cop with a bald head and Oakley sunglasses. The title? Thumbert Thumbert!

LOS ANGELES: ICE is in Atwater Village today

Are we sure DHS didn’t just copy/paste the part about weaponizing the vehicle from the Minnesota statements?

via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook

Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

it's always nice to put a name to a face, especially when it is someone with a mask on who killed someone

Chuck Schumer search history: -kente cloth lowest cost Amazon -ice Minneapolis lady black? -white women traditional wear -white women kente cloth?

NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality. Our latest:

ICE just executed someone in cold blood in Minneapolis. The agency is frantically trying to spin it but the videos are already out there. Murderous fascist pigs.

NEWS: In a heartbreaking video, after ICE shot and killed a woman in Minneapolis, a woman who was in the same SUV cries out: “They killed my wife. I don’t know what to do." “We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs. www.advocate.com/news/minneso...

We should all sit with this ICE murder. Any one of us could be executed by ICE, and our government wouldn’t bat an eye. Instead they’d just lie about us to the world.

Re-upping this @coyotemedia.org article from November for my fellow Californians for reasons that speak for themselves.

Hundreds of thousands of dead people in Afghanistan and Iraq, Gen Z is struggling with reading comprehension, and we live in a surveillance state started by Bush, who also created ICE, but hey at least he’s not Donald Trump

You remember that broad who cut the guy's dick off, Lauren Boebert? She's a fuckin' senator now, you believe that?

Governor Haircut is a real world-class taint stain. Absolute crap-tier governor. I miss Jerry Brown. Far from perfect, but pretty damned good. Also, he challenged Chris Christie to a pull-up contest. Legendary.

YOUR NOT LAZY - dashare.zone ADMIN

Well seeing a B2 stealth bomber do a low altitude flyover of my neighborhood is definitely deeply disconcerting given the current administration’s feelings about our fine state. Still, my transpor-tism was extremely tickled to see such a cool plane.

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

Europe in the Summer: Come sweat with us

It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column

Nothing quite says “freelance journalist in my dying industry” quite like sitting in a quarter-million-dollar press car and wondering if I should pay my student loan or my power/water bill this month.