found in a stack of books

set an alarm and leave a note on the fridge it will happen again

capybara at the psychologist

stranger things teens joining the blood war (1999)

Happy new year, and a terrible new year to your enemies

Happy new year 🎆🧡 #art #ocs

Happy New Year everyone

in your dying moments you see a Jackie Chan style closing credits blooper reel of all the times you hurt yourself

Oily

been having a tough time lately nana AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ

sometimes I think about the episode of dirty jobs where they showed cows that had like portholes in their sides that you could open like a door and see the grass they’d eaten. i don’t remember why they had it. it’d be funny if they opened it one time and there was a little guy in there eating dinner

Nosferatu came out a year ago so: Throwback to when I did an alternate poster for one of Eggers' best film.

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

the crushing weight of two manageable tasks

Nothing says, "inherently superior" like multiple monstrously invasive cosmetic surgeries. Probably a good sign that a Frankensteinian shambles and Mexican femboy are the top-shelf of US white supremacy.

this is what all those cyberpunk dudes were warning about and you didn’t listen

love this image

Just a little fun during my break!

sure you can think you had a good christmas but did you have a “r/dragonsfuckingcars poster getting more dragons and cars” Christmas

AI isn’t going to take your job I am You’re going to go in to your next shift and I will be there, I will be wearing your clothing and your badge, I will be sitting in your chair, I will be answering to your name As much as you tell people I’m not you, they won’t believe you or recognize you

The seducer - 1951 https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/20183

A worrying sign that rural Australians have solved the Riddle of Steel.

Winter animation I made a while ago just let the snow to by in the other happy place

Beano #597, December 26, 1953

there's a certain way certain people write fiction about disability that really sets my teeth on edge, and it's an approach that I can only describe as 'educational hugboxing' in this, portrayal of disability must be constantly affirming, and it must use specific and correct terminology (🧵)

Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/

Report: Nation's Wealthy Cruelly Deprived Of True Meaning Of Christmas