Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth https://theonion.com/football-themed-napkins-at-super-bowl-party-too-nonabsorbent-painful-to-use-on-mouth/

Maybe More Experienced Teachers Can Afford To Be Less “Data-Driven”? larryferlazzo.edublogs.org/2025/12/14/m...

A Common Sense Media study found that prominent teacher assistants that use AI generated recommendations that appeared to be rooted in racial stereotypes based on students’ names. About a third of teachers report using AI weekly, according to a recent survey.

Has Polis encouraged any state-level regulation of ultra processed foods? Even West Virginia has banned food dye. Why not Colorado?

a man, a plan, a canal: hot for teacher

Chase Woodruff roasting Gabe Evans for hypocrisy actually was on my bingo card.

Filing open records requests on open records requests to identify “citizen journalists” who would rather stay anonymous is beautiful.

About 6 months after the Los Angeles wildfires devastated their homes, two Wirecutter writers are struggling to regain safety, security, and normality. They share their hard-won lessons and what they wish they had done before disaster struck. https://nyti.ms/46uGvIR

I don’t skeet for the dopamine I skeet for the social opprobrium

when RFK says he wants to “end chronic disease,” what people hear is “he wants to cure us” but what he means is “i want to cull the weak”

“undermining [questioning] religious beliefs [supernatural make believe]” should absolutely be the goal of education. But now it’s unconstitutional.

Kyle Clark roasting George Brauchler is the first track of my favorite mixtape youtube.com/watch?v=AGSB...

If Phil Weiser wanted to raise his political profile, he could go raise hell at the ICE detention center until Caroline is released.

Rick Steves is the Joe Rogan of the left.

There’s always a tweet.

Thought Trump’s early exit meant WWIII in the Middle East, but he just needed an excuse to leave the G7 early.

Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater

Thousands of Christians are being rounded up and deported by the U.S. government, but they’re not cottagecore tradmoms or their homeschooled goat milk enthusiasts, so these guys are fine with it. Actually, they’re thrilled.

The Art of the Squeal

My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics

They’re coming for EVERY clause of the first amendment.

This is a metaphor that shows how little the tech overlords care about children.

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

Whether it's Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Trump using the military to attack American citizens, both presidents crossed some dangerous red lines for democracy.

I meant to mean well.

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

If only we had a literary/cultural touchstone on the dangers of accepting gifts from enemies.

Same

Begging oligarchs to provide for the basics is an important skill for kids to learn.

There’s an anti-woke backlash to the pop culture white libs consumed in the aughts. But the only thing I regret reading out professional class white liberal guilt is Hillbilly Elegy.

I would like to see Harrison Butker doink a field goal.

Get in losers, we are circling the drain.

I’m kind of excited to see how people will spin this false statement. Tuberville resigned from Texas Tech in 2012; Mahomes started at TT in 2014.

“I spent the weekend killing babies and spreading disease around the world, while destroying soft power and a tradition of aid for my adopted country, instead of going to parties! Yay for me!”

Stop calling them jokes. Jokes require a level of humanity that many of these people are incapable of. They just think cruelty is funny.

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

interviewer: how are your listening skills? me: absolutely

I think telling kids not to call their peers the r-word is good.

Yes I am going to sneak in a few lessons about the Tuskegee Airmen to my 5th graders. Any good picture book/short story/article recommendations?

When Republicans call themselves a law-and-order party, they mean the law doesn’t apply to them because they’re giving the orders.

i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct

“So-called” is doing a lot of Orwellian work in this admin. So-called book bans. So-called bishop. So-called American citizens.

JD’s only in it for the money, so he assumes everyone else is too.

Trump gives top stormtrooper Stewart Rhodes a seat on stage at his speech, in case you thought he was done with January 6