Welcome to the jungle Our work week's just 4 days And everyone gets medical Plus a good 401K And if you are harrassed In any way sexually HR will get on top of that With confidentiality In the jungle Welcome to the jungle My... My... My employee Oooh We hope you will succeed! *guitar solo*

Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.

I didn’t watch the AI McDonald’s commercial, were the ice cream machines broken in that too?

And then Ed did it again 😭

Genuinely tough call, but I'm gonna go with The Polar Express. That movie never fails to put me in the holiday spirit.

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

Okay, this is a fascinating case of social media priming. So, this creator, Sarah Velush, basically has a channel devoted to deadpan lifestyle humour (a la Chef Tova). But because a progressive account takes it literally and says... this? Hundreds of comments assuming she's an evil tradwife.

Reminder! If you order from Amazon this holiday season, type in “thank my driver” in the search bar after every delivery and click the top result. It will give them a $5 tip.

1 thing that strikes me about the ‘loneliness epidemic’ discourse is how many ppl seem to think you can just passively expect community/friends to flock to you, without you doing anything It’s HARD to put yrself out there, join hobbies, etc. but you gotta do it! Your life won’t just happen to you!

At some point someone just needs to say “you are an indecent person, you are lying to cover the slaughter of defenseless men, you know you are lying, and even under the tenets of your own professed faith you will certainly burn in hell if you continue down this path”

The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.

Seen a few people posting about this kinda thing so I just want to shout from the rooftops: sharing your creative work is such a vulnerable and brave thing to do and I really appreciate you for doing it! you're rad as hell!

Guess I should dust off all of these old @netflix.com #SaveOFMD edits from last year.

You telling me a ginger bred this house?

This is why I try to block the companies who use AI in ads. I don't want them to even incidentally make money off of me.

'you can generate a different ending every time you view a movie!' 'you can have endless text conversations with NPCs in games!' 'you can summarize a novel, you don't have to read it!' the pitches for genAI really reveal how much the people behind it just... hate art. like. *hate* art. deeply.

unpopular take but women need to stop apologizing for liking the stuff their gender is associated with. fanfiction, pop concerts and pink isn't cringe or guilt pleasure or dumb. it's fun and exciting and sometimes amazing. we get to have that too.

get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things that you like Multicolored water bottles Fairytales/Folktales Pop culture history Musicals Cats Dogs Female superheroes Flowers Lace Pastel colors Cheese

“I am disappointed to discover that my work is unsatisfactory to the man who threw Harvey Weinstein a bachelor party in 2007, a decade after his then-girlfriend Mira Sorvino told him about Weinstein’s multiple incidents of sexual harassment of her.”

Free advice: if you find Quentin Tarantino bashing you in the press… repeat after me. “I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”

Who on the Revenge?

This is why i need everybody to read Absolute WonderWoman. People don’t get how abused this feminist icon really is. Stop saying she “hard to write” all these characters are weird. Half the characters in comics could be described as a “warrior princess”.

It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all

The MAGA cult is sentencing them to death and they’ll literally die believing in it. The sickness runs deep.

Matthew Lillard is ten times the person than QT could ever dream of being.

He reports his missing Grink And I noticed when I passed his house, his truck has got some brand new tires

I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate

Vico, don't you dare tease us

I made a mosaic of my neurodivergent brain. It’s full of beautiful flowers 🌺 😊

In case you also need to watch this a few more thousand times ❤️‍🔥 #ofmd

Idk what the future holds but all I know is I want ofmd back

the ceremony is essentially a formality. by the time you’ve made it there, you’ve done every extensive screening, they’ve taken your fingerprints and ID photos, you’ve filled out multiple forms, paid at LEAST $1k in fees, DHS knows exactly who you are, where you’ll be and who you know this is evil

Madmaid apparently #madmaid #nifftyhazbinhotel #baxterhazbinhotel #niffty #baxter #hazbin #hazbinhotel

Left-wing populism: this is monopolistic behavior Right-wing populism: If this cartoon character does not fuck girls I will set off a fertilizer bomb

one of many parallels between anti-vaxxers & those who oppose gender-affirming care: they start by pretending they have a very specific concern (MMR vaccine, puberty blockers, etc), but once given any sway or say on the matter, they quickly strive to eliminate all of it

yes next question

I love whatever is wrong with him lmao

That time Rhys managed to cram an unbelievable amount of accidental innuendo into less than a minute of interview time. Wilderpeople special features, you are a gift indeed.

Anyone trying to sell you AI as creativity is not trying to liberate you lol

Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

Our government is being run by overgrown toddlers. Jfc.

there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything

In this edition of "I'm a Dumbass", threadless is doing a Cyber Monday sale I guess so you can get one of my shirts for like $12 or something? Very cool and paying attention of me to post this at 9:14 at night on Monday. samantharei.threadless.com

Actually getting a bad grade on an essay because you attacked the TA's personhood falls under the jurisdiction of a higher, universal law: "fuck around and find out"

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

After months of waiting, my Helluva Boss vinyl is finally here ❤️

Five animals I’ve seen in the wild: Cow Turkey Horse Aligator White squirrel

There's no such thing as device hoarding. Tech companies need to stop selling slightly better models every year at extreme cost. It's unsustainable and people are starting to be fucking done with it. Something as expensive as a smart phone should last you years.