Jona
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Part time ghost
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Better Things Are Possible
4 days ago
Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
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Sam
9 days ago
this Greenland shit is fucking insane. it’s fucking insane. the fact that anyone is humoring him is fucking insane. the biggest problem in the world today is that nobody is taking the president seriously for the fucking psychopath he is. this isn’t all some fucking joke
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Better Things Are Possible
4 months ago
I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross
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molly conger
7 days ago
i’m never gonna stop saying this
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If there was any doubt what this “Board of Peace” was, this disgusting development smothered it
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6 days ago
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Thinking about getting into mithridatism
7 days ago
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Since the US president is once again making noise about Canada, I feel the need to reiterate that Americans do not and will never understand the Quebecois brain. You think you can just ignore Quebec if you have Canada? Nice try. Quebec will not be ignored
7 days ago
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That’s what I say when I put in my nightly mouthguard to protect my teeth from bruxism
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8 days ago
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Nash
10 days ago
Oh my God a literal wallet inspector
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Marie Le Conte
9 days ago
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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Gareth Watkins
8 days ago
It took NASA 9 years to get a single grainy image. My AI model 'Captain Molestro' generated these images in seconds. LLMs are enabling lean space exploration at scale.
#success
#motivation
#urineretention
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I can’t believe somebody got me cheering for hypothermia
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10 days ago
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isla
10 days ago
dudes rock
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Ok but Anthesis by Suldusk is amazing. Sphaera in particular It’s -14C right now so atmospheric black metal is apt
11 days ago
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He’s radioactive babyyyy
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12 days ago
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Micah
12 days ago
this is fucking incredible
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Bandcamp continues to win
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13 days ago
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Bye bitch
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13 days ago
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Chrystia Freeland’s departure got me thinking about the Victims of Communism memorial she gave funds to when she was Finance Minister and apparently it will “no longer feature the names of specific individuals after federal officials determined a significant number could be linked to the Nazis”
15 days ago
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Erin Biba
15 days ago
🥹🥹 good job little guy you are very invisible now 🥹🥹
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Keifer
15 days ago
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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Starting the day with The Mantle because it’s been forever. In the Shadow of Our Pale Companion is still next level
15 days ago
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The nail slot? 😘🤌
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16 days ago
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I DO NOT GIVE CONSENT
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16 days ago
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kate bush’s husband
17 days ago
Pentiment taught me that there was a real life concept of strapping incendiary devices to cats and sending them into towns/castles to burn them down. Don't think it was ever actually used but wow
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Kat Tenbarge
16 days ago
The issue with ICE is not training, the issue with ICE is that it fundamentally should not exist. The violence is the purpose
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Ok but I have to ask the ultimate question: Baklava or kadayif?
16 days ago
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Need to get to the stage of laryngitis where my voice sounds sultry and sexy not the stage where I sound like I’m being choked to death every time I speak
17 days ago
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Citizen Shane
18 days ago
I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
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On my way back home today I drove past a sign that said “PURE BLOOD” with the rest covered by some shrubs and I thought oh no is this a racist thing? A Harry Potter thing? A vampire thing? But no it was a sign advertising PURE BLOOD Lusitano Horses for sale so if you’re in the market, I know a place
18 days ago
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Maud the Moth also insanely good
18 days ago
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Ellereve good. Next up Maud the Moth
18 days ago
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Lmao now I have laryngitis
18 days ago
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Jeff Grubb
18 days ago
People were able to force this change not by voting with their wallet but by being really annoying. Being annoying actually works.
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alexis simpson
3 months ago
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
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Bugs Maytrix, Certified Sicko
20 days ago
anyone who thinks that abolishing ICE would be hard because "what do we do with the tens of thousands of ICE personnel" is deeply over complicating things
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Ryusui
20 days ago
Fallen London (2009)
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Brendel
20 days ago
Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
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Seriously. I just want people to get what they deserve
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20 days ago
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Ok now that I’m sick (thank you to all the losers and haters in my life) I have vengeance driven immunity from all laws and I’m fully justified in indulging in my most “murdery” urges
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20 days ago
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Brendel
20 days ago
I don’t know what to say except that human beings deserve better than whatever this is
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Ok but now Canada has the right to arrest Donald Trump for gun trafficking given that most of the illegal firearms in Canada come from the US
22 days ago
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lauren
22 days ago
and i've been hoping to eat a chili pepper that will do this to me ever since
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Band? Sun of the Dying Album? A Throne of Ashes Current song? The Greatest of Winters Outside? Fucking freezing Let’s goooooo
22 days ago
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JP
23 days ago
GREAT news we have added a new column to the chessboard and a new piece that can move any direction within a 4-square area called The Drunk
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Mike Black
23 days ago
if you didn't immediately clock this as AI within 2 seconds of seeing it out of the corner of your eye you're ngmi
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Babies. Gremlins. Shit covered ravenous beasts. That’s who’s in charge of the world
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22 days ago
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Ok if I’m two sanding sponges and a bottle of mineral oil, where in my house would I hide?
23 days ago
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All I want is consequences for these people who are consistently doing horrible shit and seem to be able to avoid any sort of accountability. A consequence. Dire consequence? Please
23 days ago
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