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Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

this Greenland shit is fucking insane. it’s fucking insane. the fact that anyone is humoring him is fucking insane. the biggest problem in the world today is that nobody is taking the president seriously for the fucking psychopath he is. this isn’t all some fucking joke

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

i’m never gonna stop saying this

If there was any doubt what this “Board of Peace” was, this disgusting development smothered it

Thinking about getting into mithridatism

Since the US president is once again making noise about Canada, I feel the need to reiterate that Americans do not and will never understand the Quebecois brain. You think you can just ignore Quebec if you have Canada? Nice try. Quebec will not be ignored

That’s what I say when I put in my nightly mouthguard to protect my teeth from bruxism

Oh my God a literal wallet inspector

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

It took NASA 9 years to get a single grainy image. My AI model 'Captain Molestro' generated these images in seconds. LLMs are enabling lean space exploration at scale. #success #motivation #urineretention

I can’t believe somebody got me cheering for hypothermia

dudes rock

Ok but Anthesis by Suldusk is amazing. Sphaera in particular It’s -14C right now so atmospheric black metal is apt

He’s radioactive babyyyy

this is fucking incredible

Bandcamp continues to win

Bye bitch

Chrystia Freeland’s departure got me thinking about the Victims of Communism memorial she gave funds to when she was Finance Minister and apparently it will “no longer feature the names of specific individuals after federal officials determined a significant number could be linked to the Nazis”

🥹🥹 good job little guy you are very invisible now 🥹🥹

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

Starting the day with The Mantle because it’s been forever. In the Shadow of Our Pale Companion is still next level

The nail slot? 😘🤌

I DO NOT GIVE CONSENT

Pentiment taught me that there was a real life concept of strapping incendiary devices to cats and sending them into towns/castles to burn them down. Don't think it was ever actually used but wow

The issue with ICE is not training, the issue with ICE is that it fundamentally should not exist. The violence is the purpose

Ok but I have to ask the ultimate question: Baklava or kadayif?

Need to get to the stage of laryngitis where my voice sounds sultry and sexy not the stage where I sound like I’m being choked to death every time I speak

I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it

On my way back home today I drove past a sign that said “PURE BLOOD” with the rest covered by some shrubs and I thought oh no is this a racist thing? A Harry Potter thing? A vampire thing? But no it was a sign advertising PURE BLOOD Lusitano Horses for sale so if you’re in the market, I know a place

Maud the Moth also insanely good

Ellereve good. Next up Maud the Moth

Lmao now I have laryngitis

People were able to force this change not by voting with their wallet but by being really annoying. Being annoying actually works.

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

anyone who thinks that abolishing ICE would be hard because "what do we do with the tens of thousands of ICE personnel" is deeply over complicating things

Fallen London (2009)

Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

Seriously. I just want people to get what they deserve

Ok now that I’m sick (thank you to all the losers and haters in my life) I have vengeance driven immunity from all laws and I’m fully justified in indulging in my most “murdery” urges

I don’t know what to say except that human beings deserve better than whatever this is

Ok but now Canada has the right to arrest Donald Trump for gun trafficking given that most of the illegal firearms in Canada come from the US

and i've been hoping to eat a chili pepper that will do this to me ever since

Band? Sun of the Dying Album? A Throne of Ashes Current song? The Greatest of Winters Outside? Fucking freezing Let’s goooooo

GREAT news we have added a new column to the chessboard and a new piece that can move any direction within a 4-square area called The Drunk

if you didn't immediately clock this as AI within 2 seconds of seeing it out of the corner of your eye you're ngmi

Babies. Gremlins. Shit covered ravenous beasts. That’s who’s in charge of the world

Ok if I’m two sanding sponges and a bottle of mineral oil, where in my house would I hide?

All I want is consequences for these people who are consistently doing horrible shit and seem to be able to avoid any sort of accountability. A consequence. Dire consequence? Please