i hate to ask but due to some unexpected medical bills i don't have enough money to eat and pay my cellphone bill coming out today. if anyone could help i would love you forever, also i'm willing to proofread for you if you need that in exchange <3

Whether it’s in “New Word Symphony” or “Kiss From A Rose”, any time you hear an oboe in a piece of music, that’s a cameo by the duck from Peter And The Wolf.

I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists

Hold up

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

the throat goat in chief

mmmmm sOup

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

jacinthe: it's over, lebanne! i've defeated you! lebanne: Fuck!! No!! This can't be ... ugh!! I know what you're going to do, you damned witch ... you're going to make me serve you for the rest of my career, aren't you ... !! jacinthe: lebanne: I'll have to wear a maid dress and everything!!

Ego death at the Labubu rave

somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site

the penis situation is crazy

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

i owe so many video game designers an apology

i haven't had to ask this in a while but my main freelance job's dried up so i'm sharing this while i look for a more stable job -- any amount or reposting helps! i'm also resuming taking comms for clone hero charts -- dm me on discord (same username) if interested

"your honor, i was merely just cranking my hog using company resources"

i haven't had to ask this in a while but my main freelance job's dried up so i'm sharing this while i look for a more stable job -- any amount or reposting helps! i'm also resuming taking comms for clone hero charts -- dm me on discord (same username) if interested

hang this in the louvre (there's room now)

if you ever worry that you arent good enough jsut remember that the worst people you can think of have never once had that worry

i'm always saying this

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

You gotta just block these accounts without interacting. They're doing this the night before No Kings so they can selectively grab quote posts and replies about how nasty people are being. It's extremely transparent. Just block and move on.

the day i stop hearing about the latest crazy thing azealia banks said will be a glorious day

new lawn sign

My prayer for today. 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🏳️‍🌈 🕯 something 🕯 lesbian will 🕯 happen to you 🕯 soon 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Newgrounds has a very helpful guide for detecting AI audio over at www.newgrounds.com/wiki/help-in... for anyone interested in catching AI-generated music. Don't rely on any service that uses AI for detection, that's just using slop to find slop and you'll get false positives/missed catches.

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

this nightmarish song has arrived to ensekai

the washington post be like "democracy dies in darkness. btw we're the darkness now"

There are women using rocks to break bridges made of glass. Will Smith eats spaghetti like nothing I've ever seen. It's madness!

Losing my mind and what look like video game assets but instead were used to justify war crimes and genocide in the real world

THEY LOST ON A BULLPEN GAME IN THE FUCKIN BRONX! MAXIMUM AGONY FOR THE HATED YANKEES AND THEIR UNUSUALLY OBNOXIOUS FANBASE!

bringing back a classic

Finally, Carlos Santana’s dream has been realized

i’ll never get over how some people pointed out trump was going to do project 2025 and then eventually the media asked trump if he was going to do project 2025 and he said “never heard of it” and the media decided he surely couldn’t be lying about that one

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

MONDAY. SPITE AS FUEL.

currently the mood rn

i have somehow avoided listening to mesmerizer until today and i don't think it's for me tbqh i get the appeal though

doing donuts in the parking lot (packing a whole box of krispy kreme in my pussy)

oh god