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who tf is submitting hobo johnson peach scone to siivagunner LMAO

yeah man did you hear? the guy casting shadows in plato's allegory of the cave got cancelled for casting problematic shadows. yeah its really fucked up especially given that the shadows cast on the wall of the cave are basically the same thing as real things outside of the cave

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Holliday 🤠👉 #deadlock #deadlockfanart

it's honestly hilarious to me that their main motivator for their political beliefs is pretty much "we must create a world where our shitty acting/writing is praised as peak cinema"

grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

this is Kannon, the boombox girl! she's always full of energy!

Honestly I think a lot of Bluesky related crashouts have more to do with social media’s decline in general. Elon made it harder for anyone who isn’t a Nazi to get engagement. Short-form video is now the primary medium and AI slop is everywhere. But it’s easier to get mad at Bluesky

congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")

universal disc player girl, Sonia! she can hold up to 400 discs, so she's pretty full of herself...

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

racing chakura! ;3

did you hear about the horrifying thing that youre powerless to do anything about

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

GRANDMA HAS DIED. Super Ghostbusters is now available on the #NintendoMusic App! 🎵 Listen now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQs...

cis people could you at least attempt to give a fraction of a fuck about us for once and understand/talk about/spread word of how bad shit is getting

bath bomb

truly one of the vcs of all time

tbh i deserve your $5 more than some democrat does

i think people are too harsh on bsky because it is actually social media itself that is dying, not any particular site

real. i can totally be trusted :>

hello to the good people of hngjhyrg

This is a public announcement: I am very sorry to everyone who intended on using Discord today to communicate with friends, coworkers, or family. I ended up breaking the Discord API by trying to order a cheeseburger from Dunkin Donuts. Hopefully this issue will be resolved shortly. Thank you.

hey all, a comical amount of things are happening to me at once and I'd love it if you could help me out: ko-fi.com/flatluigi just lost half a tooth and have to figure out what the fuck to do, and that's on top of my cat doing poorly and h&r block fucking up my dad's taxes and us owing more aomehow

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

i know this pretty rave girl

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

no we were on youtube laughing at "pingas" and "dinner"

Passing this along - fucking scammers leveling up, here's a new one to pay attention to.

the onion's called shot will end up being true no matter what

they're saying i'm the greenest computer ever

I will never forgive AI for destroying one of my favorite emoji/symbols the humble sparkle

got hired as security for a system of a down show. call that a serj protector

amazon and anthropic announce an ouroboros dick sucking session

why yes, ladies...

got a lot to think about...

To the doomers who keep saying Trump will rig the 2026 and 2028 elections: Do not concede in advance

im computer and i love u

Y/N?

asking wisconsin oomfies: do people actually use the term "wisco"

To all who celebrate