Taylor Swift is getting married this weekend because she heard its my 20th anniversary with Aaron. She got furious at my unmatched aura and conspired to put me down

I'll say this for Marvel Rivals: it's a gooner game, yes, but it's a gooner game for everyone 🫡

i did not care for kentucky route zero. it insists upon itself

The Steam Summer Sale will continue until July 9, so we have more recommendations of games to pick up at discount www.rogue.site/editorials/r...

I've done a couple of recommendation roundups for the current Steam sale, trying to cover games both obscure and well known.

I'm a Canadian so I'm not qualified to answer this and no one will like this answer, but: the Grand Theft Autos, both as games and in a meta sense as massive capitalist successes that were converted into a format best suited for constant milking of more money

Ohhhh we need AI to make sure every asset in our game is pristine because that's what gamers demand!!! you fool. you liar. Cyberpunk 2077 launched with this incredible family photo at the end of River's quest

i appreciate and respect it when games have classic versions, but you can't make me go back. I served my time!! I SERVED MY TIME!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTH-...

OK, the Ogryn/Skitarii banter in Darktide is top tier

if i were in a hero shooter i simply wouldn't yell an iconic phase when i used my most powerful ability. i'd keep that shit sneaky like

HAE Stack is fucking diabolical; you play as an agent of the surveillance state, with tech that mimics the real world. It's like Orwell, but less heavy handed. It's going to stick with me for a looong while. www.rogue.site/editorials/s...

It's wild that there are like, five games this Steam Next Fest that are so clearly inspired by Snowpiercer. It's some Dante's Peak/Volcano stuff in action

how about the one with the surgical assistant with the procedure that unleashed a torrent of biological waste the writer charmingly described as the swamps of dagobah

i love him! i love him!!! ahhhhh! ahhhh!!!!! I love this guy!!!!!

i keep chuckling when i think of my adult friend who was vaguely aware of the popularity of liminal spaces as an online thing, so when his young child asked "dad... are the backrooms... real?" he was just casually like "yeah" with no elaboration

Snow crab buffet ass bitch

I'm going to be gauche and plug my baby's first youtube video before I go to bed :B www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxaC...

I am going to tell you about Ctrl-Alt-Delete's post-Loss reboot and the bizarre superhero storytelling that follows. No, don't run for the door. It's already locked. youtu.be/rxaCXoGzWro

with the wealth of Disco-like games we're enjoying I cannot wait for the one where you play a cat lady and all of the various toxoplasmosises are battling for dominance in your brain

games where you have to collect coins or gold rings are problematic (capitalist) but games where you collect fruit or little, brightly colored guys are woke

bean soup ass post

from now on i'm going to talk like the narrator in a reveal trailer saying all kinds of vague shit like "The skies open... and tears pour forth. We often wonder if God weeps for us... but maybe he's forgotten us entirely...."

Sometimes I know that I personally won't enjoy the process of playing a game myself but I know I'll really enjoy a four hour video essay someone else makes about it six years later

I don't think anyone's really figured out the magic behind the first Until Dawn - not even Supermassive, and they made the damn thing - but I want Until Dawn 2 to be good, as a treat, for me specifically www.rogue.site/editorials/u...

Not to be a hater, that was a pretty good State of Play, but man. ILL looks like every single big first-person horror game was slurried together

everyone's excited about more God of War and I'm over here rending my garments and barking at the moon about a new Until Dawn being made by a studio that isn't Supermassive.

I wrote about how millions of people are tuning into a legal dispute over a Lego collection, seeking relief from the dark forces of the Scam World in which we all live www.rogue.site/editorials/b...

most average amazon warehouse shift in the year of our lord 2032 www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iBO...

sometimes I think about tweeting something like "io sure made james bond fuckable" but then I think about the time I tweeted something really filthy about Tyl Regor from Warframe and the voice actor found it in like 30 seconds and left a cry-laugh emoji or something, I don't know, I blacked out

I'm really enjoying my time with Paralives so far, and I can see the skeleton for a much more robust and dramatic game beneath the surface www.rogue.site/editorials/p...

And we’re live with @rygilliam.bsky.social’s first ever playthrough of Disco Elysium, with @cassmarshall.bsky.social as his guide! m.twitch.tv/rogue_site?d...

Even if the AI hype was real and it was a great writing tool, I still wouldn't want it if the costs were data centers and ecological devastation, AI psychosis and suicides, revenge porn on demand, and rapid fire disinformation

McDonalds fries for approximately six minutes after leaving the fryer, at which point they instantly plummet to the bottom of the list

i got mad and wrote about the boys www.rogue.site/editorials/t...

My chest got infected at the start of the month and it's been lingering around all month despite the fact that I got pumped full of antibiotics. >:[

They need to give Marazhai a tabletop model like Ciaphas Cain, the COWARDS

standing up on a plane and begging to know if a doctor is on board, but when a physician approaches me i explain that i actually need someone with a doctorate of arts to explain the themes of the in-flight film im enjoying

One thing we are struggling with right now at MMORPG is daily editorial/feature content. So I'm looking for more MMO-specific writers who have strong opinions about their favorite game/the genre at large. Email in bio if that's you. RT's appreciated!

Would you still love me if i were a worm? A cowards query. Would you still love me if i were an ill tempered falcon you had to desperately into a cabinet as I gouged scores of flesh from your forearms with my hunters talons

i think they should make a doctor fighting game so we can finally have match ups like The Good Doctor and House M.D. or the preachy privilege doctor on New Amsterdam versus Dr. Robbie from the Pitt. anyways i have covid so if this isn't funny give me a pity like

why does slippy the frog glisten so

my doctor suggested I try PT. I shook my head sagely; it's a shame that medical professionals don't know that game is essentially lost media and can only be recreated via piracy

How many gaming controversies boil down to players trying to push a square peg through a round hole? Developers deserve criticism, but so many complaints can be summed up as a mindset issue www.rogue.site/editorials/o...

Forbidden Solitaire is a game that sets up a cliche mystery and then finds a much more interesting conflict - a great little horror gem loaded with '90s nostalgia www.rogue.site/editorials/f...

my star wars take for today is the sequel trilogy did finn so dirty. even if you like the last jedi i do not forgive rian johsnon for finn's arc in that film

ACAB includes this dog

Have you heard the tale of King Solomon? The wise ruler was confronted with two parents, each of which claimed sole custody over their child. Solomon stroked his chin and then said "ok so if you open and then quickly cancel the trade window you can do the dupe exploit and get two babies"