Helldivers 2 nuked my apartments Internet. I choose to believe this is a concerted attack from the Automatons because of all the ripping and tearing i was doing on Cyberstan 😔

One of my favorite things about Fallout 76 is that NPCs don't react to you stealing or messing with their stuff in the same way they do in the other games, so someone will be monologuing at me and I'm like "uh huh" as I take all their shit and read their emails

Three weeks. Three weeks! A decade of development and it took Riot three weeks to make major cuts. I hate this, man.

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New Yorkers think they're so great just because they have an internationally famous mayor everyone loves for being so charming and cool. We had an internationally famous mayor in Toronto, too. It was just, uh, our guy was famous for smoking crack

analog horror is cool but i'm very curious to see the first AI horror

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if chotiner ever called me for an interview, all he would hear is the phone dropping and the sound of hurried footsteps, a door slamming, the ignition of a car firing up, a plane taking off

I'm afraid to check the calendar lest it somehow read January 1 again

IT'S STILL JANUARY??????

We're about to go live with the ICE Out Charity Stream from the MinnMax Studio! We have @grubb.wtf and @danryckert.com and @jacobgeller.com in Minneapolis to help protect our neighbors! www.twitch.tv/minnmaxshow Donate here - bit.ly/iceoutminnea...

The best part about the free market is that it encourages competition, where only the most robust ideas can survive. Except for AI, where we're all being mean for no reason and we need to be nicer to the CEOs and stop calling things "slop" because we're hurting their feelings :(

Hi, please give what you can

@inkle.co's TR-49 manages to be a harrowing mystery and heartbreaking story without ever leaving its single location. www.rogue.site/editorials/t...

Thinking about the best character in Warhammer 40K: Obiwan Sherlock Closseau

sometimes a show makes you so mad you have to sit down and type about it

A new website about PC games, from me, @brendyc.bsky.social and @jonhicks.com. Reader-supported, which means no ads, no guff, and lots of games blogging about delightful things to play. If you liked our work on RPS, we think you'll like @jank.cool.

highguard huh? well here's my contribution to the discourse. [i volcano hard on a bong for like eleven minutes straight]

getting my ass beat in a unity game because i keep trying to purchase the sensible curtains in the king's hall

hey i know i'm not exactly going out of my comfort zone here but this Saturday the 24th i'm playing 12 hours of Hitman to fundraise for MIRAC, a group helping lead the fight against ICE in Minnesota. random (brown) people are being violently kidnapped without warrants every day. let's talk about it.

true crime advertisements are tasteless at the best of times, but I don't think I'm going to take financial advice from (checks the creator name) Dr. Insanity. frankly i don't even think he has a doctorate. he should be mr insanity, if anything

Every time I see Anduin show up as a main character in World of Warcraft I'm like, GO HOME. no offense but he's just a guy. let him sleep

Excited to announce I'm launching a new game show where I show my panel of guests a string of frenzied tweets and make them guess whether its someone crashing out or a comedian workshopping material

The layoffs at The Verge and Inverse today hurt my heart. We all deserve so much better.

admech victorious once again

I hate when I'm going through a tough time and in a fit of sudden anger I throw my glass of bourbon, which always hits my mirror and causes it to crack, and when I go investigate it and see myself looking back I start laughing hysterically. mondays am i right

Man, The Boys really dives off a cliff writing-wise after season two, huh? God bless the production folks though, you can tell they have a blast with all the props and scenes.

I wrote about the future of GTA Online, and why something that used to be a fun sideshow is now potentially the most fraught and important part of Grand Theft Auto 6 www.rogue.site/editorials/g...

FPS (free pissing simulator)

Sitting at the table full of Nazis and pedophiles but shaking my head vigorously and frowning so everyone knows i disapprove

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it says a lot about our society that the biggest youtube is MrBeast ... and not MrBrain

i have never scared the hoes. i think they instinctively know i am a trustworthy presence and will do nothing to offend

i regret to inform you all that i'm back into world of warcraft. they got me again. sixty bucks

Our first GOTY guest list of the day is from one of the co-founders of rogue.site, @cassmarshall.bsky.social . giantbomb.com/articles/cas...

i think grand theft auto is so culturally prominent that it should be included in all the usual grand theft auto satire. they can call the fake gta .... big time car robbery

god. fuck this year, man. rest in peace to an all-time poster

I was gushing to my husband about Megabonk, the only game I know that lets you play a skeleton riding skateboard, and that was a bad idea because now he is playing oodles of Megabonk

Help I have a favorite trope and I want to know some good examples of it: You know when, in the fictional world itself, there's a piece of media made to defame/mock/sensationalize a main character? Like the Chris Hansen special on Billy Butcher in The Boys, or the Ember Island Players in Avatar

Sama'a and her family need our help right now. They need shelter, food, and medicine, and the weather continues to worsen. tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily

I wrote much less this year than I've written in the past five, so there's not a whole lot to revisit. This piece, though, I still think is probably the best article I've ever written, even if it was a dumb professional move to write it [free to read] www.patreon.com/posts/empero...

oh my god, I can't believe Vince Zampella passed. what the fuck

if you own a steam deck this is a great way to annihilate your productivity

it would be far more tolerable being ruled by a cabal of cruel, vicious, greedy, capricious morons if they also didn't demand fawning praise and adoration for all their dogshit decisions

With Critical Reflex being such a major player in the indie space, these accusations of covered up sexual harassment and unfair labour practices are all deeply disappointing and distressing. I hope this all gets tackled quickly and decisively. noisypixel.net/critical-ref...

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as far as i can tell, blue prince is a game about an edwardian child being left alone in a mansion, and occasionally he walks into a room and sees a painting of seven pears and goes ":-0!!!" and he runs into the grand ballroom and learns that his grandpa killed the pope. am i wrong