Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water https://theonion.com/report-every-place-on-earth-has-wrong-amount-of-water-1851544516/

JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored https://theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-movie-anymore-without-seeing-some-theme-explored/

i think the gamecube has the best logo of any console. just look at it. it's a cube that's a G and the negative space in the G is a C

I'm not even sure if I'll like Pragmata, but it's a new single player IP priced at $60 with a 12 hour not open world campaign and no live service elements, so if nothing else I'm definitely buying it on principle.

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

"Fandom deserves to be taken seriously" I actually can't think of anything more desperately in need of being taken LESS seriously.

Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️ Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment https://theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their-food-as-entertainment/

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

Speaking of Threads, this one got me in the feels.

"mid" being coined as "bad" has lobotomized so many people

Study: Children Who Play Violent Video Games More Likely To Say ‘That’s Goro’ When Shown Picture Of Goro https://theonion.com/study-children-who-play-violent-video-games-more-likely-to-say-thats-goro-when-shown-picture-of-goro/

free-to-download poster for printing sajan.itch.io/wizard-poster

harry potter is the easiest case of being unable to separate the art from the artist that we have and obviously you should not be giving jk rowling your money or your eyeballs there is a vast quantity of entertainment out there where your money won’t go directly to hurting your trans friends

“I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE HAD VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE SEX WITH IT,” read the lengthy, all-caps post

the thing i keep coming back to whenever “bluesky isnt quite there yet” discourse hits the timeline is at least on here my viral posts arent generating revenue for an artisanal and on-demand child sexual assault image generator

Thanks to Cam Rogers on Facebook for articulating exactly the issues around the new animated Firefly that's been announced.

Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel https://theonion.com/nation-demands-more-jobs-where-you-steer-ship-with-big-1851177876/

The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster

You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.

Rotational Gravity xkcd.com/3220/

i like it when video games are not afraid to look like video games

I miss when billionaires used to implode 3000 m underwater

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

A big takeaway this year has to be that Sinners and One Battle After Another were big, artist driven, swings bankrolled by WB whose future is ultimately unclear. I like living in a world where people like PTA and Ryan Coogler get to make the films they want to make with those resources.

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

Metal sonic has some of the most Transgender quotes of all time: "That is why I transformed my own body with my own hands," or "see me as I am, no longer afraid of anything," or "I shall become the ultimate overlord!" If sonic team weren't cowards she'd have transitioned several games ago.

The whole point of defending the right for uncomfortable, or even reprehensible fiction to have the right to exist isnt that its all cool and nothing is ever wrong with it Its that government/corpo organizations will NEVER look at things with the """nuance""" you think is so self evident

mentally I’m here #leonkennedy #pokopia #residentevil9

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

transphobia is comorbid with being a fucking cunt in every other aspect of your life

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

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Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

The best people in my life have been Trans people. Their presence is a truth so immutable, a depth of awareness so vast, I could never imagine returning to how I had lived previously to them sharing it with me. If you do not have Trans people's backs right now, then I will never have your back, ever

"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

the secret to game design is that as much as players may claim otherwise they all love choosing one out of three things

If you're doing callout posts about artists creating fictional taboo content, you may not consider yourself a fascist, but you are one. You are their stupid tool at the bare minimum. The good news is you can stop doing that at any time

evergreen

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot