james carville rn

My god do they even hear themselves?

Fighting off a junk food binge sesh urge.

Wut!

This is kind of fantastic: Ribbie lets you watch actual MLB baseball games "rendered pitch by pitch in a cozy 8-bit view while they happen”. [kottke.org]

The most delicious brownie 😋 (Thick-billed Seed-Finch)

They love the suspense!

That ending was insane. Go Knicks!

Me if I was a Spurs fan right now:

SPEECHLESS. LFGK

This one had me giggle crying. These lines hit my brain so good: "such as when a woman becomes 47." "Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire" "All day I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor."

I watched killdeer babies hatch today!! There is so much dopamine in my system aaaaaaaa

Coffee and @theonion.com ... the only thing that would make this a bit better is an onion-style crossword puzzle.

BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani just signed an “executive order” to repeal bedtime so NYC kids can watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals!

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

Something I didn't know about myself: I love puppies. I love yoga. Puppy yoga would stress me out. All I would think about is whether I'm going to get peed on.

I've lost my millennial identity (my nose ring) 😭

My kids are at this stage where photos don't cut it. The cuteness and absurdity is entirely in their interactions. I'm constantly sneaking little short clips.

bethesda game zooming in to begin a conversation

when I say things like “this is downstream of Dems not believing in anything” people jump into my replies and say Dems believe in abortion, fighting racism, and LGBT rights, and the answer to that is: not according to the scoreboard

the thing about the institutional apparatus of the dems is that it’s the biggest collection of losers we’ve seen in my lifetime. despite 2 governing trifectas in the last 18 years and the presidency for 12, they’ve overseen the return of segregationists and the end of bodily autonomy for women

For his Mother's Day gift, my son described me as : Weight: 100 lbs Fave show: 30 Rock Fave drink: wine Past time at home: laying in bed Other occasional activities: hiking A real mixed bag. But my portrait is SOLID

I'm realizing that I'm my own unreliable narrator.

My latest algorithm is very much Not Wrong but the content is so goddamn cheap, lazy, and boring.

Going to put a "Student Driver" sticker on my car and just drive however the f@ck I want

THEM: never let ‘em know your next move ME: *never knows what my next move is bc I haven’t gotten that far yet* ooooh good idea

This is my deepest desire and because I know that this is part of the thing about this film, it's why I haven't seen it yet. Too real.

I’m not sure whether it’s the current moment or the general fact of an empty, uncaring universe, but the so much of the latest issue of @theonion.com is hitting me right. You deserve more subscribers than the Washington Post, @bencollins.bsky.social.

Best part about getting older is how much less I care when mildly embarrassing things happen to me.

This is what they've done.

Ok Tidal.... Effortlessly replacing the "mix tape" ex with your track radio feature. No heartbreak required.

native ohioian here. the rules are you are allowed to complain a little bit about ohio if you are actually from there and are currently in the state talking to other ohioans... though it's iffy when you're running for governor but if you say it in MICHIGAN you get SHOT INTO THE SUN

What an evil piece of shit. I cannot wait to take over.

it’s not even close (this is from 1985)

Okay, that's hot.

Can I?

Ending every business email now with "AND FUCK YOU IF YOU WILL NOT DO THIS."

Harrrrrrd same

I can't express how little I care about monitoring, much less controlling what people buy with their food stamps

with zero sarcasm this is good government and we should do this immediately

My favorite things about traveling to a new place are: 1. All the public transit puzzles 2. Getting STOKED to see incredibly common birds (looking at you, chaffinch & magpie)

Un-fucking-believable content

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

Winning campaign slogan here if anyone wants it.

This was.... 1 week????? Ffs

For me it's this but with the added irritation of said people dressing themselves like (their?) children in one of the angles. I don't care how much I like your other content when you do this, we're done.

i don't think that'll make the result any more precise, but sure

So he's pro-pandemic. Got it.

The Artemis II mission reminds me of these 1960s photos of NASA astronauts training in Iceland because they felt the terrain would be similar to what they'd encounter on the moon. The outfits are so great, even some 60 years later.