Gearing up for lesson planning/prep tmw. I always get a Sunday Scaries feeling right before I get started , and then I'm like "I am actually... feeling fine. I know what I'm doing, I have been a teacher longer than my students have been alive." This happens every week.

In June I finished a poem about being suicidal and the tiniest things one can use as a carrot to keep themselves going, and here at the close of the year I am finally (mostly) ready to share it

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I have not been read this year's Yuletide fics because I've spent the last week or so feeling extremely antisocial but this one is fucking incredible archiveofourown.org/works/73396436

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Yknow, I came back from vacation thinking "after all this lovely traipsing around, I cannot WAIT to sit home and do nothing for a little bit." And then the monkey's paw curled a finger down and gave me the flu on Christmas.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.

Simply Having A wonderful

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TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!

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a gay poem from my reading tonight: “be fat, do crimes” by baruch porras hernandez

The burden trio of; Edelgard: everyone does so much for me already so I'll just keep these worries to myself. Hubert: I think serving others is my only purpose in life so any problem I have gets ignored. Ferdinand: PLEASE RELY ON ME please please please like me I won't ask for anything in return

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Sylvain makes the turkey, Dedue makes at least a dozen distinct turkey leftover meals throughout the following week.

Sylvain expects to drink bunch and nod off for hours, but ends up watching all the LotR films and tearing up during Aragorn's coronation. Dedue listens to a very long audiobook and knits at least one sock without looking at his hands. They do not speak until the plane lands, and it's perfect.

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"Living with my parents is terrible, I'm going to try a year of teaching in Japan." Been here since 2007.

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been sitting on this for a year now and I can finally announce it!

Lift heavy, drink water, say "no," don't do it "for the plot," do it scared, and stand up for yourself EVERY time.

Tennis elbow & RSI have fucked my dominant arm for the last 2.5 months, although I'm getting better bit by bit So natch I whammed the very same fucking arm into the shower door, leaving with a huge bruise that nicely encompasses the bit of my forearm that was previously not causing any pain. Cool.

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Up to my neck in a mire of lesson planning. One day I'll space it out throughout the week and get it done with minimal fuss, but that day is likely not going to happen within the calendar year.

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NOPE . as your online auntie don’t you ever You fight circumstances, fight misunderstandings, hell god and the elements but the minute you have to fight for love DIP That means there is a winner and a loser And nobody who puts you in that situation intends to lose So they want you to

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

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