got ANOTHER one of these, this time for cornflowers. still furious. yes it's scamming people but also...what is wrong with you to think "oh plants and flowers aren't cool and pretty enough as they are"

Congratulations to the toy story spider baby on her transition

jesus christ so last night I thought "how nice to have a fun little edible while I listen to pals talk about their blorbos" but SOMEHOW this edible was incredibly strong and I had to get Enne to sit with me and help me breathe normally it was not what I was hoping for!! but at least I feel ok today

SO delighted by this kitty brooch that just came in the mail from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social 🐈🪴💖

Uni is melting

I NEED ellipsus to stop crashing and giving me a heart attack when it looks like it's lost my entire 33000 word draft 💀 I do think it lost a couple hundred words but WHATEVER, at least I'm not starting from scratch! I like using it overall but jesus christ it can't keep doing this to me

absolutely wild to think about how my split tongue is almost fifteen years old (june 2011). it feels so normal now. I wanted it so badly for a decade before I managed to have it done, I'm glad it worked out ok! (also holy shit I can't believe I went into it assuming I wouldn't be numb for any of it)

Furious at an obviously ai-generated ad I just got for hostas in ridiculous bright colors, hostas are already beautiful and perfect just as they are!!! You don't need to invent bright red ones! Fuck off!

Male Common Grackles (bronzed subspecies) strutting their stuff on the boardwalk.

Music for 18 Musicians was perfect for getting brainblasted today, I 100% did not remember what anything was and just hung out backstage for a while

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it's ..so round ...the perfect birb

Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, wine cups, pansy, cactus flower, and a giant grape

Enne was looking through old pictures and found one from when Parsnip was just scraggly little Backyard Cat 😭 She was so afraid of us for a while and then a switch flipped and she was like yes cuddles now please She would sit outside the back door and cry for attention, we couldn't resist her

I think it'll be nice to get brainblasted tomorrow. Loading up my phone with my go-to Music for 18 Musicians performance and I think that'll be a good accompaniment to interdimensional travel

While I am obviously incensed that ankylosaurus didn't make the leaderboard, I actually laughed out loud when reading the footnote "We know pterodactyls and plesiosaurs are not dinosaurs"

Lap lad 😭🩶

The Lone Fangler

wow I just remembered that I had a sex dream about the most ridiculous person possible last night ...I mean I probably wouldn't say no? even though I have no idea what this person looks like (although I think he's straight and that's an automatic no, if so)

Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, blanket flowers, cucumber, desert chicory, and smooth cats ear

I'm sorry but I really did not want to hear someone playing cats in the cradle on their guitar on a crowded bart train

I believe it's impossible to not appreciate the incredible purple color these mushrooms have, especially when they're younger. These might be some of the prettiest specimens of Cortinarius seidliae or vanduzerensis I've come across #mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms #cortinarius 🍄📷 📸🎞 🌿🌱 🟢 🍄 🍄‍🟫

Remember that beautiful day when that nazi got punched??? We were hooting and hollering and those dipshit leftists were going "but don't glorify violence". Bitch the nazi's are the ones glorifying violence, that's their whole BAG, they are now simply experiencing CONSEQUENCES

So fucking tired of leftists who shame ppl celebrating property damage or any revolutionary act against a giant corporation or whatever evil scumbag who got what was coming to them. Like fuck you, speak up about the violence they do to the people they employ, the people they deny healthcare to

Doing the official Milifred Petunia Eugene Memorial Pose 🥲💖

Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, romaine, pansy, clover, violet, and dewberry

spent the weekend doing a beta pass on a story with an extremely rad concept and finally figuring out a scene I'd been stuck on in my own wip, & today I'm just thinking about how much I love stories and puzzling things out and discovering how everything fits together

once again thinking about my grandpa bob and how cool he was and missing him.....but also kind of glad he died before I transitioned because dear lord would it have been heartbreaking to try and have that conversation with him. maybe he would have been ok with it eventually but I just don't know.

someday I will not fire up in the morse code of brake lights every time I sit down to start writing, but today is not that day

Just got an ad for an app where every time you try to unlock your phone it makes you read a bible verse before you can do anything. I am not the target audience for this as a former christian who has already read the whole dang thing, but it seems ineffective as a bible study tool also!

A Great Horned Owl snoozing in the sunshine.

one of the reasons I went to the gardens today was there was a little market they were hosting this weekend and I made some incredibly predictable purchases: two candles, lime sea salt caramels, brigadeiros, and some stickers (by the artist who designed SF's beautiful I VOTED sticker!)

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BREAKING NEWS: we had a box boy last night!! (he has never before been a box boy)

I really hoped there would be a tiny gap in the rain to allow me to have a photo morning at the botanical gardens and somehow I managed it ✨🌸

With my entire heart and soul, suck it Musk. Nobody has ever missed the point of space as epically as you, you humiliating loser, you waste of oxygen.

鼻が大きいボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I'm a Borzoi with a big nose.

I am fine with rain in general but I was hoping to do a photo trip to the gardens this weekend and I am afraid I might be rained out :(

Had to look up a character's name on a fandom wiki and it is weird to think now about a fandom I got into long ago because I had a crush on someone... I really had to convince myself I was having fun sometimes (I did enjoy it to some extent but not as much as I tried to think I did)

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I have worked from home for nearly 15 years and TODAY I finally got a proper lap desk vs. an old super flat pillow and y'all it's so nice

Having big emotions about redwoods tonight I think the most beautiful thing that could happen to me when I die is to decompose among them and become part of the ferns and mushrooms and banana slugs and moss and maybe someday some tiny atom of a redwood tree

pistachio + cardamom + rose is such a fucking fantastic flavor combo. one of the best

just about had a heart attack when ellipsus was loading a blank page instead of my 30k word document 💀 it's here, it's fine, but: aaaaaaaaaa

Happy man 🥲✨

Someone at the bus stop is blasting a rap song about nfts

Morning cuddle time with the big lad

I love this magnolias' branch shape and how the lack of leaves during blooming time means there's this lovely contrast between the lichen-covered twiggy branches and the big extravagant flowers