Hello it’s -46C here in Dawson again and Audrey is bringing the vibes

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Climbed the dome to see the actual orange orb called “the sun” today in Dawson, happy new year

I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this. He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

Gave my dog a bath and now she’s real soft and fluffy hope your new year’s eve was a wild as mine

This is how you do it folks

Art.

Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience. Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense. They admitted it. slate.com/news-and-pol...

Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta. Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.

Just a reminder that doctors didn’t start WASHING THEIR DAMN HANDS until 1850ish, & the 1st man to suggest they do was so mocked & vilified (doctors considered it “insulting” that they could be sources of infection) he ended up driven to poverty, suffered a nervous breakdown, & killed himself.

Waking up and going: FUCK YEAH IT’S ONLY -26C IT DOESNT HURT TO BE ALIVE LET’S GO MOTHER FUCKERS because it’s been -40 to -50C for two solid weeks is a distinctly northern pleasure

Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call

“Kafka on the Shore” is to millennials as “Catcher in the Rye” is to Boomers because they are basically the same incredibly obnoxious book with different characters. I will not be taking questions at this time. #booksky

Flashback post and yep, still our favorite.

Heartwarming news that is actually dystopian Exhibit #2000

Hey just so we’re clear: fuck Bari Weiss, that nepo bourgeois has no idea what she’s doing, and what’s worse, does not know that she does not know what she’s doing.

The RCMP are telling everyone that it is too cold to travel. I mean, not too many years ago, folks decided to go between Pelly and Carmacks at -40Cish, ended up in the ditch and had to set fire to their car to not die.

When they ask me what radicalized me

The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.

Did skull crusher for the first time since my transition, RIP my arms tomorrow, might as well just get two wet pieces of rope and flap them around in my sleeves, learn to type with my face

all I want for Christmas is the ability to remotely induce heart attacks in other people using my mind

Hello it is -51C here in Dawson today, here’s my dog in a tie.

A painting of such sublime beauty angels did sing at its completion

is 2026 the year I start a little labor newsletter? no one can say for sure…

Went upstairs to do something. Forgot what I wanted, grabbed a pair of socks, then put them on my hands, went downstairs, and semi-seriously began about making an anarchist sock puppet TilTok channel. Unsurprisingly, what I had originally gone upstairs for was my adhd medication.

I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON?!?

Hey ya’ll! Wanna catch a very anticapitalist, antifascist, very pro-goat reading reading of “GO GO Goat-Carts,” an essay on imagination as an act of resistance from new work, This Book is a Knife with @arsenalpulp.bsky.social ? Catch me on Dawson City Public radio on this -43C night! #booksky

"Luigi Mangione cannot take a bad picture" is rapidly reaching "mass can neither be created nor destroyed" levels of scientific validity

Okay I’m an abolitionist but if there was ever a best-use scenario for arrest, $100 K bail, and a psych assessment, it’s -checks notes- randomly fucking with Texas toast such that a total stranger ends up with razor blades in their bread

2026 is gonna be my year

Before the European Enlightenment, cultures across the world engaged scientifically with the natural history, and showcased it visually with their own unique visual language and perception of the living world. I do not understand the current aversion to different "styles" in scientific visual art.

When stranger things first came out america was cringe. Now America is hungry rats eating the eyes out of a dead dog so it doesn’t really hit the same anymore

“I love you – not just your body but everything that is you. I love you deep down, past flesh, where your soul burns like a flame.” John Ostrander wrote a transgender character in 1987. And while parts of the story are sensationalized for Grimjack’s adventure, underneath is care and understanding.

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

Nearly got run over at the cross walk by a woman in a Ford150 with a bumper sticker that read “HONK IF YOU❤️✝️Ladies” who yelled “I didn’t see you, blessed day!” as she blew by. What… what is this timeline?

Fell asleep on the couch for approximately 7.829 seconds before coming screamingly awake, literally, because my dog jammed her cold, wet nose in my nostril like “HEY HUMAN THIS AIN’T WHERE YOU NORMALLY SLEEP YOU COOL?” with the same vibe as a cop saying “move along.”

Ozempic marketing: “Hey what if you could lose weight & all it would cost is mad $, endless diarrhea & the death of all mortal pleasure?” “But… I’d have endless diarrhea & take absolutely no pleasure in daily life?” “Um YEAH, but you’d be skinny AF & have a face like a melted Halloween mask?”

"My Grandfather's Cat" is a cross-Canada organization that helps dying seniors find homes for their beloved animals. They also offer a senior's pet food pantry, to help support low income seniors. Please consider donating as a gift for the pet lover in your life. www.mygrandfatherscat.ca

Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous

Good Trouble 🔥

Just got into bed and snuggled up with my dog, who has brought -checks notes- her tiger, rabbit, fox, and sheep stuffies with her. I am officially outnumbered.

And then he bumps into the first colonizer to see this thing at the bar: “Omg I saw this tiny bird that was also a bug and it ALSO hatred in its heart man!” (These occasionally appear in my garden and the first time I saw one I legit lost my mind).

All we are is what we do and tonight I ate pizza, drank beer, listened to sweet live music, and played pinball, all with friends, and I am, therefore, by definition and empirically, FUCKING AWESOME

Winter from this sidewalk perspective, in the neighborhood where I used to walk my dog, CT. 6”x6” oil

Just your daily fucking reminder that you can’t have true democracy under capitalism and so this was always the way things were going and always the way things will continue to go until capital is no longer the driving moral and substantial force with our society, thank you for your time.

...I did back squats for the first time in months, RIP my butt and thighs, it was nice knowing you

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social