… I literally just yelled into my hotel room shower reading this

Everything is so incredibly stupid and fucked up lately that, if there were ever an appropriate time and a time I would believe it, now is the time for an actual-ass Jurassic Park situation—raptors, t-rex, little compy lizards eating people in the dark—if there ever was one.

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Hey #mathsky, I need someone to work out the odds in this scenario: There are 45,000 people in the yukon, ~30% of which are travelling for the holiday. I just got in a shuttle, specific only to my hotel, leaving at 12 PM, to the calgary airport. I knew the Yukoner sitting directly infront of me.

Was in the elevator w/parents & their kid, who was fully decked out in a Spiderman clothes. In the awkward silence of all elevator rides, I say “he loves Spiderman eh?” Silently, the kid drops into a webslinger pose. The father, in a tone of utter exhaustion, “Spiderman… OMG ALWAYS SPIDERMAN.”

Just live watched a stranger have a real-time queer panic and did not laugh, please clap.

Good morning from the grackles that roost in the industrial complexes near the Calgary airport and launch themselves together as a collective murmur at dawn. #birdsky

Me, having a pint, reading: -la la la words la la- Half drunk dude next to me: Hey uh, are you a girl or …? Me: Well, that depends—how long is your dick? Guy, flustered: wtf does that mean? Me: I just want to know how far back I have to move for you to mind your own cocksucking business.

Used to be if you had a humiliation kink you'd do something respectable like get spit on in the street. Maybe get your ass stuck in a bucket for a slapstick comedy. Now you've got sickos out here begging you to dunk on their article for The Atlantic. That's practically bestiality.

Hello #booksky if you’re into very queer anticapitalist works about the necessity of revolution in the face of the climate crisis by working class authours, check out “This Book is a Knife,” my newest offering. Available now at indie bookstores like the lovely @shelflifebooks.bsky.social in Calgary!

… we were honestly cooked as a culture when The History Channel started running something called “Skinwalker Ranch”

… is it still a “shots fired” if it’s 1000% true

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

DAMN

Everything is fucking absurd, here’s a picture of my dog contemplating the universe at the top of a brutal hill during my evening trail run. Is #runsky a thing?

"Engineering a situation with no other options is the same as consent." —Paul Ingrassia, probably

I started running again after a long hiatus in 2023, because top surgery and T gave me the confidence and drive to actually take care of my body. I completed my second 25 K trail half marathon this August, six weeks before my 39 th birthday. Not bad for an old trans fox eh?

If we all live through this, I cannot wait to explain to my grand children that during the initial fascist take over of America, the American gestapo (AKA, ICE) were briefly humiliated by a dancing man in a frog costume

Omg, Christ on sale, crap on a cracker, @dieworkwear.bsky.social get over here, we need you.

“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

When the Trump regime says "Antifa", they don't only mean protesters, but in their own words: "anti-capitalists; pro-immigrant and anti-racism advocates; all trans people; and anyone with hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on family, religion, and morality." Remember that.

I live life by the nine Cs -Chocolate -Coffee -Cobblestone streets -Cats -Crows -Cottages -Cream first / jam second on Scones -Christmas -Commas of the Oxford variety

“How could this possibly happen?!?!” The American liberals ask. Meanwhile, season 13 of the Simpsons, in which the Republicans “get rid of that pesky environment” and “make recycling a felony.” Marge: We better stay inside, at least until the squirrels stop melting.

Gods bless you, menswear guy.

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got - scam machine - psychosis inducing machine - weapons of mass destruction - button you push that makes the planet hotter - markets that intentionally starve people - clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time - medicine you can’t afford

I swear to the gods, if the universe takes Dolly right now, I’m going to freaking lose it.

Everything is bullshit, here’s a scene from my 8 k evening trail run with Audrey

Well now I do.

Brb, moving to ireland, which honestly I’ve been thinking about for years

Can I call you back? The fabric of civil society is getting picked apart like a bloomin onion by guys that have never read a book

Ran into an old friend tonight and she asked if I was ok. Confused, I said of course, why, and she asks if I’ve been sick. Again, no, I’m quite healthy, and she says oh, good, but your voice— Reader, I didn’t realize my voice had dropped a full octave since starting T 18 months ago until now.

-rage and screaming-

Having some sushi and reading a seasonally appropriate micro history

Oh well I am shitting on Taylor Swift.

This slaps so hard you can hear it across the internet

Saw a guy with a “god bless charlie kirk” sign on his car last night and I’ve never wanted to slash a tire so badly in my life

Woke up this morning, looked at the news, and thought it might be a good day to remind everyone I wrote a book that actively calls for revolution against these money-worshipping capitalist white christian nationalists and their boot-licking techno fascists.

Okay seriously I keep seeing posts about giving Greta Thunberg the Peace Prize to “piss Trump off” but she seriously, actually, honestly could not be more deserving of said prize, so how about we just stop talking about him and start talking about her, as a person, and not a foil, mmmk?

we should invent a Discourse that isn’t increasingly furious people talking past each other

My dog likes most people, but she doesn’t LOVE a lot of people. My friend Kim, however, is one of the few she would ride-or-die for.

(guy about to invent the wedge salad) i ain't taking all those leaves apart

T. rex was formally named 120 years ago today. Hell yeah king happy birthday! #art

Oh shit hold up I have to call my boss and tell him I can’t come in today, I’m all “made-up.”

The absolute fucking does being a “virgin” (which an AI, by definition of not being a sexual creature, cannot be, regardless) have to do with being a good actor?

Depending on who you are, trust in the media began to erode with either the introduction or discontinuation of Taco Bell Fajita Fast Facts in local newspapers

-coughs- I was server for 15 years and let me tell you something : when a European table came in, we rock-paper-scissored over who had to serve them, bc not only did they not tip, the server would have to tip out on their bill regardless, meaning it actually cost the server money to serve them.