If you click the Skip Intro button for Peacemaker I will fucking fight you.

The only thing that could possibly cheer me up after the phillies and eagles losses tonight is a massive widowmaker heart attack in the white house. Cmon universe, I know you have it in you.

I can't imagine how shitty it would feel to single handedly lose a playoff game so badly that an entire stadium empties into the parking lot with several innings left and I'm glad Kershaw got to feel that tonight.

LOL eat a dick, Kershaw. Schwarbombs for everyone!

FUCK

E A G L E S EAGLES

I have a really fucking hard time listening to coworkers laugh and joke about the ICE/police brutality happening right now. It's fucking disgusting that I have to bite my tongue until it bleeds or end up in an HR meeting but they get to be fucking vile all night.

It took me until I was 40 years old to get tested for ADHD and it turns out my "clinical apathy" was just me being so fucking scatterbrained all the time that I thought I didn't care about anything going on around me. Being on vyvanse has been a game changer.

ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy. It needed to be scored.

Had a good time camping with friends over the weekend but after all the rain it's nice to be home.

Oops neighbor realized I've been intentionally blasting music until 10:01pm every night next to his bedroom lol

I love Alien Earth

They're doing a literal witch hunt now lmao None of this shit is real. Might as well had blamed Tarot or Voodoo or his horoscope.

This is real btw

I bought an incense burner that looks like a dragon having an orgasm and he's my new best friend.

Eagles walkoff blocked kick and no fire restrictions for camping for my birthday week?

Posted to the Eagles' IG feed:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

'Cause there is always a wrong to your right And there will always be a war somewhere to fight And God knows I've had some rough fucking years Oh, oh, lord, oh, lord, keep on keepin' on 🕺 💃 🕺 🕺 💃

THIS is TNF. 😂 #GoBills | #BillsMafia

Maybe I think I look younger than I do but the fact that this dude is only 6 years older than me blows my mind.

Happy T Ocellus Tuesday to all who observe

ADIDAS: All Day I dream About t ocelluS.

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

The pain that fuckstick caused my friends is immeasurable. The harassment and violence that came from his followers was vicious and unending. I'd say more but I like the people I've met on here and want to stay in touch with them.

sorry

Trying to figure out how to raise the flag back up full-mast at work because they went to half for Charlie Kirk. Gotta time it right to not get caught.

My only question is: how did the shooter miss that forehead?

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

"Call me Ishmael if you want. Or Ish. Or dude." "It's was the okayest of times, it was the most mid of times."

#nightnighttime Gn everyone

Quentin Tarantino's Happy Feet

RFK jr sounds like a frog crawled into his throat then hijacked his nervous system and is living his entire life for him

Messiest win in recent memory. Fuck Dallas. Go birds. #dakspitfirst

Sure would be fucking cool to have Jalen Carter on the field right now.

Lmao the new season of The Terminal List plot summary preview literally says "inside us there are two wolves".

It's Eagles Football kickoff week. Go birds fuck Dallas.

Donald Trump dying is like 9/11 for McDonald's franchise owners.

In the new Madden game Hot to Go is on the soundtrack and they bleep out "doing it with me".

These pickle scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Travis Kelce is going to murder Taylor Swift some day and the 30 for 30 is gonna be 15 hours long.

Massive, The Mummy caliber dust storm rolled in this evening. www.instagram.com/reel/DNzLx0b...

Fucking UNHINGED car dealership ad airing in PA right now

Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.

*hits blunt* I wonder how much clouds would weigh if they were cotton candy

In our version of the French Revolution we won't need guillotines. Just one dude unplugging power cords left and right to permanently extinguish the digital souls of billionaires.

The FBI is gonna wheel Jared from Subway out like Hannibal Lechter to catch the Footlong Bandit.

RIP Sisyphus you would have loved Chumbawamba