Wearing clothes that didn’t fit when I originally bought them. Hell yes.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

What happened to big titty goth gf bowser? Did she go all milkshake duck?

😴 gnbsky

TINY MOTOCOMPO! #motocompo #transformers

going to ask Jeeves for some titties

MENSTRUATION IS DIFFERENT, AND ALSO THESE ARE DINOSAURS SO THEY'RE NOT USED TO IT, SO AS YOU CAN SEE THE FACT THAT EVERYONE IS DINOSAURS IN THIS COMIC IS DEFINITELY PAYING OFF IN THIS PARTICULAR INSTANCE qwantz.com/index.php?co...

A freakish 9 foot tall golem made from the items listed in the song My Favorite Things, running ripshit around Europe killing Nazis.

the image of the earth is off-screen. and big. real pretty. honestly it's a shame you can't see it qwantz.com/index.php?co...

to answer your question: yes, the pumpkins ARE out of season and look it qwantz.com/index.php?co...

You have 2 hours to get a really good deal on a Transformer that has a Motocompo accessory www.agesthreeandup.ca/products/tra...

collab with @moxiest.art at the table heads up. Thank you mox you are the best

man i HATE it when i respawn as a baby in the hospital at the very start of my life, and then some jabroni makes me die on the very first goomba www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

fixing this is going to require some... re-training qwantz.com/index.php?co...

@freeintheforest.bsky.social what’s this list I’m on?

i've heard of a "critical failure", but this is ridiculous qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear "Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks! Let it Go!

Oh don’t forget it’s also time for all the ppl who think they’re clever to respond to things like “what’s your favorite turkey recipe” with things like “Ham!” and other useless clutter. Without those ppl in the trenches, doing the endless predictable thing no one wants, we would be so… lucky.

teachers are junkies. "teacher" is an oppressive class, like Albanian people or Millennial people.

t-rex and dromiceiomimus in: "horse play" qwantz.com/index.php?co...

cocaine so white that doing cocaine at work get it promoted instead of fired

I think the key things here are that it wasn't a secret, and that the tolerated norm of powerful men trading access to 18-24 year old women very easily slid into them trading access to children.

Cocaine so white it has an opinion on capital gains taxes.

First injection of semaglutide is in.

Look this is a really dumb lib pilled joke, but I got a like from this grifter so it’s worth it.

daaaaaaamn i can't believe all those other suckier dudes made me lose enlightenment. wtf www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

So yeah I bought into one of those compound pharmacy semaglutide things.

As a victim of CSA and sex trafficking the fact that @jay.bsky.team and @aaron.bsky.team are fine with suspending people who speak out against CSA and abusers like totes gives off Mundus sine caesaribus vibes. ✨ Great job girly pops.

Trust and safety? More like I trust people to remember safety glasses when they chuck them into the wood chipper.

Who can help me make this real?

The guys that banned Patton and Link can go straight into the wood chipper.

Who can help me make this real?

the case was called "Murder... a la Mode" and I DO NOT APOLOGIZE qwantz.com/index.php?co...

I can't even fathom what January will look like, except probably very bad for the Trump regime. Absent a major black swan event, I don't see a path to power consolidation for them at this point. For a number of reasons, not just Epstein. (Thread)

for reference: • in nearly every state, 15 is still legally too young for legal emancipation • the states which creepily allow for marriage to minors, under 16 still requires parental consent (meaning that their child bride is still too young to consent anyways)

Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy https://theonion.com/trump-invites-jeffrey-epstein-on-stage-to-explain-there-no-conspiracy/

Feminism 5: this time we're armed Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Finally after a year waiting, my Studio Series Magnus arrived. Another absolute banger in this line. Really impressed with the weight and how quality he feels. I honestly can’t think of a single complaint or change. He even has light piping!

If you aren’t following Sitcom People you’re missing out.

nuclear take incoming but i kinda fuck w billionaire immortality guy. if we're gonna have overlords they should at least be insane in an entertaining way. and he seems like he'd be a good hang

Congrats to @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social ! Hell yes!

Lmao get fucked and die, Kim Davis.

just find out the second assistant gaffer on hot tub time machine 2 is a zionist. i’m sick to my stomach i can’t fucking do this shit anymore

behold! a vision into a dystopian world in which one might look down on Gamers www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Chat I made my mother in law big mad because I told her I didn’t want to watch a Trump interview. Apparently Im supposed to pay close attention to his insane ramblings since I choose to live in the country in which I was born.

Is murder/suicide still the accepted way to deal with a houseguest?