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The Romans called the town Ivybridge because the name Forth Bridge was already taken.

Hey Keir Starmer, Bridget Phillipson etc - are the Tel Aviv police force anti-Semitic? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

J.R.R. Tolkien's full name was Jonathan Ronathan Rolkien Tolkien

I walked into the fertility clinic. The nurse said I can already tell what the problem is. I said ‘How?’ She said that’s the back door.

The Labour Chancellor declares herself an eternal friend of a state committing a live-streamed genocide. We are ruled by moral disgraces who are criminally liable for aiding and abetting one of the worst crimes of our age.

It's that time of year again. Happy Michaelmas to all who celebrate. youtu.be/WDXLxpQdIUQ

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Ireland, Slovenia, Iceland, Spain, Netherlands, Belgium and Portugal are now all considering boycotting Eurovision unless Israel are removed. Like if they should. RT if Israel should be kicked out

How about a game of far-right protest bingo. - Swigging cans of stella - badly spelled placards - nazi symbol tattoos- fighting the police - fighting each other - nazi salutes - racist graffiti - racist chants - criminal damage - pissing on memorials. We're playing for a full house.

When Queen turned professional, they all had to quit their old jobs. Roger, Brian and John had no problems but Freddie’s boss was Bess Miller and she wouldn’t let him go.

A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??

"Good to see the police arresting the nasty violent thugs though... eh... a blind, wheelchair bound man and a women who looked older than my mother and far more frail…" www.facebook.com/share/r/1Aj4... via Anthony Corella

@barristersecret.bsky.social Hi, I was wondering whether you could share your opinions on the recent mass arrests at the protest in support of Palestine Action. Do you think that these arrests pass the public interest test?

Nietzsche abhors a vacuum www.worldofmoose.com/products/nie...

It's called Chewbacca in the burns ward.

It's called Chewbacca in the burns ward.

Looking at the Sky news article about the Trump protests in Scotland. They weren't able to get a single crowd shot that didn't include a Trump is a Cunt placard somewhere #TrumpIsACunt RIP Janey Godley.

Personally I find this tribute to Rolf Harris in bad taste.

We have gone so Far Right that they are arguing Nazis are Left wing.

I was wondering why my powerbanks weren't charging. One was plugged into the other, and neither were connected to the power supply. 🤦‍♂️

HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE FUCKING GO

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Oh, hello! 😁

We are all Palestine Action 🇵🇸

Good morning, Death to the IDF. ...and have a great day. 💛

They should create a new Nobel Prize, biggest f*cking moron, and they should keep giving it to Donald Trump every year until he dies.

Kneecap on Rod Stewart: “The man’s older than Israel” 😭

People don’t seem to have any attention span anymore, as I was discussing recently with members of my pamphlet club.

🤑 According to Oxfam the richest 1% of the global population has gained at least $33.9tn - enough to end global poverty 22 times over. 📈 Meanwhile, the rest of us get benefit cuts, crumbling public services and ever-increasing bills. ⚖️ We must tax the super-rich to close the inequality gap.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the recent Labour Governments have just been a case of letting the B Team have a go while the Tories take a rest.

This is THE tweet of all time

I'm crying right now

For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*

Using food to show where I grew up

use food to show where I grew up

The escalation between Iran and Israel is a tragic & entirely predictable consequence of Israel’s attacks on Friday. UK govt must make clear it will have no part in this aggression and explicitly rule out any military support for Israel.

“I’ve marched against apartheid, was arrested for defending Extinction Rebellion’s right to peacefully protest, have campaigned for warm homes with FoE, & worked with peace-builders in war-torn northern Uganda. I’ve spent my life fighting for a fairer, greener world” 👏@elliechowns.bsky.social👇

Well this advert can fuck right off!

This is incredible

No, you've just ordered and eaten 2 sticky toffee puddings at Stoke Wetherspoons in the last 20 minutes.

@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com I've just reported this advert on YouTube

Michael Rosen ❤️

dude you won't believe it. that violently insecure mad king? he had a falling out with that super annoying failed jester he made grand vizier