I’m looking for someone near #NOLA to restore a lamp I love any on know anyone?

The cat loves to run in here, fart, and then run out, which would be annoying but it’s funny as hell that he launches himself off the air purifier on the way out and always manages to hit the ‘on’ button.

Toshiko Takaezu (1922 – 2011) US ceramic artist. noted for her pioneering work in the medium #Womensart

Afterlife geometry, Metairie, New Orleans

My first full-time non-intern job: 1993, $12.50/hr programming handheld computers in C.

VISCOUS VEHICULAR BLOOD IS SPILLED UPON THE EARTH, THE GREEN GODS OF THUNDER ARE SATED, AND THE GROUND IS NEUTRAL ONCE MORE. PERLEY THOMAS BE PRAISED.

Saw this random throw from Nyx 2019 in the house

Is watching paint dry a genre? It would be me doing a million things all day and sleeping at any random time I can get to myself. Friends share photos of me sleeping all the time.

it’s not even close (this is from 1985)

If everyone at the White House Correspondents Dinner had been armed, there would’ve been nothing to worry about last night.

Since Trump is out here denying he is a rapist, a reminder that a judge said he absolutely was one

“They [bikes] turn humans into this hyperefficient terrestrial locomotor because they make being on land more like swimming.” The most efficient traveller is you on a bike. #UrbanTruth A classic worth repeating, via Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social. #UrbanScience

Mr. President, sir, helpful reminder:

Steve Kerr spot on as usual

TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you?

Free The Revitalists show at Le Bon Temps Roulez tonight at 9pm, doors open at 8pm. First come first serve #nolasky

Contrast in playground design. This is the new park of the park on the river. Trees are at least planted. Shade is close by with plenty of seating. I believe both are supervised by Audubon, but no idea about design process.

Anyone have opinions on this VR experience at the aquarium? ($8 for members)

this is the first time scientists have observed salmon hosting dj nights and pitching poorly thought-through startup ideas in the wild

So Melania *can* still open her eyes

How it's going

you can tell the trump assassination attempt wasn't a false flag because nobody made millions off kalshi or polymarket or whatever from it

Shocking new video has emerged tonight. Viewer discretion advised. www.instagram.com/reel/DXh0_cT...

Imagine being Kash Patel and getting cucked at the WHCD while crossfaded out of your mind and then suddenly having to be At Work

If you thought journalism was on shaky ground before this, it is definitely six feet underground now.

this is a scary and overwhelming moment we're all living through together and in the interests of national unity I think what we need is to hear a LOT more about this dude with Kash Patel's girlfriend

Well

Every school in America is going to need to build a ballroom.

Albert getting the product before I can even close the dryer. How closely related is catnip to cannabis? Because it has a distinctive smell that I never noticed from store-bought all these years. The fresh catnip from the garden is strong. I sent the last batch home with my mom, so here we are.

Awkwardly pushing my First Ammendment pocket square deep into my jacket pocket because it no longer seems appropriate.

If you think it was a false alarm, turn to page 21. If you think the shooter was killed, turn to page 35. If you think the shooter is in custody, turn to page 71.

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

the mf who just took 36 duck breasts out of the sous vide

Huge attendance for tonight's stroke.

descansando depois dos trilhões de beijos

Zoo/housing development. Instead of a fucking golf course with houses, it's a zoo with houses. Public zoo, with houses/apartments where you can take breakfast on your back porch and see the lions. Full restaurant/club house/amenities. Everything you'd expect from a country club, but not shit.

Never too late for a peekaboo with Willow our farm cat on Caturday

OR JUST WRITE THE THING YOURSELF FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT WILL TAKE LESS TIME THAN WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS mashable.com/article/sinc...

Something we don’t address enough is how many people, especially adults, do not have a working imagination.

WTAF is wrong with playground designers. No shade, no benches, no trashcans.

Really interesting physics question.

This tweet came 11 years, 6 months & 27 days into LeBron's career. It’s been 10 years & 11 months since the tweet & the fuckery continues

at a job interview "whats your biggest weakness?" "understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics" "could you give an me an example?" "yes i could"

Anyway, this is the only AI I will accept. Thank you for respecting my religious beliefs

Computers will never replace us because a computer cannot meme as well as a human

The babies are learning how to bonk. 🥹

Beverly Hills Polo Club