this is insane both on its face and with several more insane details once you read the full thing

Count your blessings. @theonion.com

i come to all of you humbly to ask if you will allow me a strawman just this once

they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...

figured id post this one here too

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safely landed back home after a wonderful week out in the twin cities :)

the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now

at the airport in future years we may truly understand the scale of today's gambling epidemic

unfortunately I'm still unemployed, & I'm out of cash for food & gas again. Anything helps (rts included) Sorry to have to keep doing this. my cshapp & vnmo are both @ rottytoops. If you need to use pypl, just dm (but pls be aware that scammers have been swooping in to provide fake paypal info)

the two genders of midwestern thai food

As a New Jerseyan, I aint fuckin voting for Cory Booker

Imagine if Leo gets canonized and eight hundred years from now some Catholics are stashing shreds of the White Sox Jersey he wore to the 2005 World Series in an ornate reliquary next to some shards of the cross and Saint Rhaieghaen’s IUD

Frankenstein (2025)

Saint Alia of the Knife is actually one of the hardest titles ever conjured

flying out to see a girl :3

Iris is a dear friend of mine, it would be great if anyone can help her out! gofund.me/b5a332c3a

when i see my wife carrying a little treat

ashley cowkini

Honestly, I would like to live in a world with as many transgenders as possible

Big-tent folks won't like this but if socialists are going to win that they to teach men like Schumer that there is a political cost to opposing us. No political favors for anyone remotely associated with Cuomo. Lock them out of power.

so many good pictures out there

www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...

not there being a Piers Morgan book interview about some shit he put out called "WOKE IS DEAD" on MSNBC the day after that election Bad timing buddy!!!

I got big fucking plans for this Minecraft world I tell you what

on that "didn't sleep last night" second wind at 930a and feel like I'm unstoppable (editors note: she will most certainly need a nap to survive around noon)

So far election night USA seems to be a real referendum on “normal people are already sick of this shit”

“Olive Drab,” final thing. General content warning. 1/4

Saying heat from fire, fire from heat as I wait in the line for Marshall's while I buy underwear

They are hitting oomf with the transurethral resection of the prostate

Voted today

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This is my medical marijuana that i need for being a bitch.

bit of an ashley moment the other day

The Grungler

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

What’s It Gonna Take To Get You In This Woman?

I lost my 20s to being upset about watto from star wars

Machine Girl fit

I found a JCS/Ethel Cain edit on tiktok and god what are they feeding these editors

It feels like I’ve been in pain for weeks