As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Wow this scene is so suspenseful! When will something happen? Ok maybe too suspenseful? Oh I sat on the remote and paused it and I’ve been watching a still frame for two straight minutes.

"This tech isn't going away!" "This is inevitable!" "Adapt or get left in the dust!" are all things we're being told by the same people who were telling us you're going to need a blockchain dingus to unlock your front door two years ago.

Oh, to be a tiny harvest mouse in a bundle of flowers right now 🐭🌼 #art #cuteart #mouse #mice

I don’t use genai because I lie to computers, they shouldn’t lie to me. That’s my job. The fool.

UNLIMITED VELOCITY

My boss: Can't you get Copilot to validate the info in the spreadsheet? Me: Well, do we want it to be accurate or not? Because either I check it myself or I ask Copilot and then check its output *and* the spreadsheet, so... Boss: What's the point of Copilot then? Me: Exactly.

Hot take: fish are weird and I’m glad they don’t live on land. They don’t have arms or legs, they do everything face first, they hug weird

Bad news, everyone

Everyone gathering around their TV screens at 2pm like it's Groundhogs day to see if we have 6 more weeks of fascism

It's time. Amazon is pulling the plug on shared Prime accounts. I've been on my wife's for, I don't know, 15 years? Signal of dominance (because they can) or signal of fear (because they're about to get hit hard because of Trump tariffs/depression)? "Thank you for being a valued customer!" lol

Talking to myself in my office: WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY OLD LAPTOPS I guess I can pull the drives out and then recycle them But ... what if I wanted to install Linux on them or take the screens off for a project *Heaps them back into the laptop pile* Repeat every year. Never install Linux.

when it happens... I will be online ALL day. cancel my appointments. hold my calls. "what were you doing when you found out?" my grandchildren will ask. "the posts, children, I was reading the posts!!" I'll say, and we'll all crowd around my scrapbook containing the best ones

Chicken of Deceit vegan tuna fish

If you’re curious how much power genAI models take to run, I invite you to try running one locally. On your best gaming PC. It’s not going to go well.

🐶🍎 #doggust

ME: [existing] DOCTOR: [getting ready to spin the wheel that says "Lose Weight," "Have a Baby" & "It's Just Anxiety"] ME: I think my toe is broken DOCTOR: Have you been feeling anxious lately?

let’s watch as folks ask why the non-deterministic tools don’t return deterministic outputs over and over again — this is fun — we’re having fun and being productive

Is there a Molly White of AI? I need aiisgoinggreat dot com.

"Diana, why can't we use AI for ___"

gonna start calling losers chatgpt wrappers

What are y'all naming your planets?

I asked ChatGPT and it said that I was a credulous rube who would believe anything if the message was delivered with a sufficient degree of fawning subservience

A lot of people are learning that cowardice won’t save them in real time. Might as well be brave.

It's wild how many brands do Harry Potter collabs with no pushback from their customers. Even Squishmallows is on the list now, which is very disappointing.

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We'll be streaming some gameplay of our @play.date game "Carte Blanche" on our YouTube and Twitch channels this Saturday, August 2 at 3pm (ET). Join @theoddlinguist.bsky.social for a cozy afternoon of card games and friendly birds. Visit www.carteblanche.cards#live for more details!

Motherfucker I can barely access Microsoft teams from my computer

I'm sure every one of the decisions that led to this form field made sense at the moment, but together, they create this Voltron of unmitigated disaster.

Happy 70th Anniversary to Disneyland Park!

Punch, punch, get banana

This is the most Mastodon post I've ever seen

bluesky won't enable this switch by default, but you should.

My favorite flavor of Bluesky post is `Passionate dunk on a quoted post` | Deleted.

Just cause I don't have kids doesn't mean I have a lot of free time. I've committed to finding all the chickens in Kakariko Village, for example.

Ok, I've had whiskey and my flight is delayed, so... time for some unadvised unadulterated software eng and management advice (thread)

The *moment* chatgpt regurgitates some slop code, it becomes code the programmer has no mental model for, and definitely can't be fucked to read instead of giving it another pass through the bullshit machine. The programmer cannot maintain code, which is like 90% of what programming *is*

As a… – JavaScript developer I want… – the worst possible date methods so that… – I can cry about date math

As of today, @diana2.bsky.social and I have been together for 20 years. So, first of all: feeling old. Second: it's not our wedding anniversary, but "20 years" is apparently porcelain? We're all set for porcelain, thanks. Also: Twenty‽ Wow. Feels like it's been zooming by. Here's to many more! 🎉

big ipad guy

Have started to be able to identify people who rely on chatGPT in conversation like it's Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

*kicks open your front door, breathlessly* the guy that wrote "spooky scary skeletons" also wrote the golden girls theme song

Animal crossing: still extremely good

What I Wish Someone Told Me When I Was Getting Into ARIA by @ericwbailey.website #ARIA #HTML #accessibility www.smashingmagazine.com/2025/06/what...

Folks who complain about Jira have never used Azure DevOps

WHEN DO WE GET CHIBI ROBO #switch2

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