What have I done

We’re all thinking about magby right?

One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.

Imagine escaping from the Earth and then finding out you have to come back.

Or a third option in which I absolutely position every element on every repo I own.

whatever man Sure let me login with wetdry world who gives a shit

god gave me free will and a pen

Please join me for a rousing round of: lol, get fucked aftermath.site/sora-shutdown-...

i have now completed the worst part of this entire process: Posting About My Availability On LinkedIn thank you for respecting my privacy during this difficult time

senior engineer here, hunkering down, waiting till i’m the only one that knows anything and that sweet sweet 5x salary bump :) lol

IDK how web-dev stuff has become so incredibly complicated these days, at the same time that everything about every website you can think of is getting worse rather than better.

He was a skater frog

this industry is hilarious

When your experience of the web has only been visual, it's really easy to say that the underlying code doesn't matter.

"Educating accessibility overlay companies from the inside doesn’t work" 🔥 chrisyoong.com/blog/educati...

I’m really curious what’s above this store

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Pokopia is a lot more vomiting water while others cheer than I thought it’d be.

it would be an understatement to say that tomorrow will be a very big day www.kickstarter.com/projects/fon...

sure, getting stuff done is great but have you ever embarked on three separate side quests instead

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

Claude loses $13 for each dollar it makes. It's a matter of when, not if, vibe coders wake up from their sycophantic wetdream to discover they've permanently deskilled themselves out of programming jobs.

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

be kind. the dorks pushing AI at microsoft won't see your mean tweets but your friends who are continvouclous will

love a bit of continvouclous morging

We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.

Can AI stop ruining the good name of crabs? A crab would never lie to you about easily proven facts. He’s just a little guy 🦀

I'm clearly in an Instacart test group for removing the "many in stock" indicator from products, and I feel like I won the bad UX lottery. Please, I just don't want to have a conversation about oranges and their many replacements.

Has anyone gotten in to the early access for Figma slots? Is it as good as I’m hoping?

I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.

One of the most horrific codebases I've ever seen is one in which all the styling was done using Tailwind's @apply. No utility classes in markup, just CSS files full of selectors and @apply. They had inexplicably reinvented CSS in Tailwind, and it struck fear into my very heart. #Tailwind #CSS

tailwind discourse spinning up now is so funny. i didn't previously know that the main tailwind guy actively hates CSS as a technology, but it makes complete sense if you have ever had the displeasure of reading tailwind based fe code, which feels like it has total disdain for you as the reader

Thank goodness every port is usb c now so we can live in a world where cables are inscrutable and we have to write on them whether they can do data or charging. It’s like HDMI only even worse and I love that for us.

I finished watching a YouTube video and the autoplay was a full movie and the max resolution is 480p. I feel like I’ve gone back in time please let me live here in 2009 forever.

A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

They’re about to call me Cuban Pete.

They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it

Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful

Every CBS show looks like a parody of a CBS show

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

Happy ice cold sink water season to all who celebrate

What if ponies had wings? What if dinosaurs walked around smoking giant doobies? What if fish had bicycles and we all wore them on our heads like little hats

There's an easy way to check whether news are trustworthy: are you getting them from a propaganda rag (WaPo, NYT), or from the paper of record (Teen Vogue)?