I stand by what I said, no one normal loves celery.

My cup overfloweth. ☕️

Just as I was about to hurl my phone against a wall, the author of the book I'm listening to used the word 'pell-mell' so now I just have it on pause and I'm thinking. Angrily.

What a sad time for people willing to feel

It's incredible how doing things tonight, tomorrow, and the next day is so easy.

Owl Core

1-877-I-Havent-Slept-Since-Tuesday-at-Eleven

I just discovered there's a Little House on The Prairie channel, so bye!

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!! #SOSOTIRED ⚾️🐦

Cassiopeia (sideways m/w up top) and Capella (the sixth brightest star in the night sky and the brightest star in the constellation Auriga) on the bottom. #itsnevertoolatetobeanerd 🤓

"And I was like, 'No. Go fuck yourself. It's all on paper. I didn't sign up for this.'" - snippet of a conversation between two women walking by #friendship #solidarity #sisters

🍂🥜🐦‍⬛

I just saw my optometrist (after developing sudden blurry vision in one eye about four months ago and having convinced myself it was irreversible) and got the best news ever. And I quote: "You have the biggest cataract I've ever seen in my life. Good news? It's easily fixable."🙏

"Who cooks for you?" Barred Owl 🦉 (Vol. Up)

Cassiopeia

Trump is talking to a televised international audience using his inside voice again, isn't he?

One thing about me is I’m slow to catch on but boy when I do we are gonna revisit the topic

It's more of an ascent into madness, really

There is a octogenarian man who shuffles speedily around with his cane on his morning walk. Yesterday he shuffled past Maeve sitting and pulling apart a dandelion puff. He stopped and watched with a smile said: 'I don't remember much from my childhood but that bought me straight back' Thank you

The feminine urge to always be right.

Just popping in to say that earlier tonight, I, a former arachnophobe, rescued the biggest spider I've ever seen in my life using nothing but a tissue and my bare hands, and the three other women I'm with didn't sufficiently praise my act of heroism so now you guys have to.

Hey, girl. Nice talons.

I’m just here to be the Canadian of your dreams.

✌️🌸🐝

Please

Your teenage years are for exploring and making mistakes. Your 20s are for getting really into one specific tv show. Your 30s are for venturing to the ancient lost city so you can recover the accursed cryptex from the devious colonel. Your 40s are about buying and wearing different kinds of sweaters

As he leaves, Summer says bitterly, “I give it three months.”

Summer approaches me in a café asking why I haven’t called & I’m like, “So busy! & weren’t you moving to Australia?” & then my be-scarfed date sits at my table, & says, “Who’s your friend, babe?,” & Summer slaps me across the face & says, “Have fun with your WHORE!” & I’m like, “His name is AUTUMN!”

Have you tried being more fun about it? Failing that, have you tried being more tantalizing about it?

do not wait for a mirror to be in sight to know your own light

Death Mandate would make a great movie title.

Let’s go be dumb in the forest.

Me: I accidentally killed a bee and I need the rest of the day off to be sad about it Boss:

Things that make me human and things that are killing me are usually the same.

Opening a Spirit Halloween where my heart used to be

For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD. Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.

i've been thinking about things and tbh it's enough already

Sure, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. It’s of no use to me any more.

THIS SHIT MUST BE STOPPED. Is there a way to convince it that it needs to kill its fucking self?!?!??

Darren Aronofsky is really good at making movies that you watch once and have no desire to ever watch again.

Never trust a person who doesn't cuss.

Another great one by S.A. Cosby flawlessly narrated by Adam Lazarre-White. Right up there with All The Sinners Bleed and Razorblade Tears. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ www.audible.ca/pd/B0DN247Z6...

mister leonard

A potato is a hug that you eat

constant companion

I've been watching Rosie's tiktoks, and for someone who's adored her since her talk show and who in large part still has a modicum of empathy for humanity thanks to people like her who have the guts to be real, I really feel compelled to say, get the fuck off her peaceful lawn.