It’s pretty Wild Kingdom over here.

instead of changing clocks how about we abolish time?

None of this makes any sense.

say it forget it, write it regret it

maybe you've been brainwashed too

I’ve got time for your nonsense.

Not all kings

NO KINGS

i’d rather wipeout on gravitational waves than do the cleaning

the jokes are the resistance

ate an entire bag of gold fish crackers

manhattan skyline #photography

five years symptom free from bipolar, thank you all who helped me return to sanity on Twitter

I’d rather listen to Bad Bunny than a Mad Dummy.

It’s always reassuring when the reporter has to explain current affairs to the most powerful man on Earth.

You can't negotiate with people who make a virtue of dishonesty, you can't find compromise with a death cult

you got a reason to live you only get what you give

Resist the pull of external distractions; cultivate inner focus.

there is only one "N" word and I don't say it

Look at you. You just slid in and fit in.

I’ve never been anyone’s mom but I’m really good at role playing.

I think when you lose weight it transfers on to some skinny bitch from high school, who now looks like your mother.

Pulling a Matthew Perry

remember to always use government approved language in your social media comments

If it's wrong to quote Charlie kirks words then it probably was wrong for Charlie Kirk to make those comments in the first place.

I dodged a bullet but the monkey still has a gun

let the wind take your troubles away

Just remember; to an electron, you are a galaxy

pretty sure I'm doing this wrong

I'm Late Because I Didn’t Want to Come

not if you were the last day of Summer

The Republican Party is now the Pedophile Protection Party.

Maybe gun free zone signs will help

Frankly, I'm glad President Trump is putting tariffs on those islands in Antarctica. Those freeloading penguins have had it too good for too long. Strutting around like little Emperors.

the heart wants what it wants or whatever

the fractured but whole

This changes nothing.

He's so good at wasting our money on unnecessary crap, isn't he?

Apologies for the inconvenience but go fuck yourself.

Ask not the crumpled paper to straighten for poetry. Ask poetry to bend for the crush.

A big pile of meaning I manufacture to drop on random places. Random places shrug them off to stay light.

I leave no turn unstoned

this story is old but it goes on

Don't eat an edible before going to court.

They're eating the lists, they're eating the files.

sometimes always never

Tribeca clouds