I used to be “young and reckless.” Now I’m “old and resentful, which is basically the same energy but with more ibuprofen.

Made me think of a quote by the Danish author, philosopher and general weirdo Erwin Neutzsky-Wulff: "She didn't want to sell her soul but she was always eager to hear what price it could fetch".

is the juice worth the squeeze

Jeg har lige st andet afsnit af Kommissionen. Jeg morede mig så voldsomt, at jeg et øjeblik mistænkte, at jeg var finsk.

not an inaccurate description per se

she was the double edged sort

RIP Alex Zanardi You were a hero www.bbc.com/sport/formul...

Life hack: Jeg spiser ikke koldskål

the earth has gotten hotter over the last decade I have not

wallflowers

David Byrne at Coachella youtu.be/sQOK1_MnUkw?...

Proctology is located in A55

Thrilled to see these Ravens have returned to raise another brood in the facade of NYC’s gothic cathedral, St John the Divine! Caught one parent as it was returning to the nest. 🖤♥️🖤 #Ravens #stjohnthedivine #birding

You have no idea what I’m incapable of.

alt tyder på blåvejr

we often sat in silence

most of the people above me are not on my level

it's just thinkful wishing

mash up

jeg så ankler som dine sidste fredag jeg savner dine ankler jeg savner synet af din mund som laver ord og hvordan dine ord lyder når de begynder med s jeg savner at blive set på fra under dine øjenlåg og jeg savner hele dit underlige ansigt

Min mormors hus et par km syd for Lindelse på Langeland. Ingen kloakering eller indlagt vand. Omkring 70 kvm ville jeg skyde på. Ca 13 børn passende gennem mormor og huset. Hun boede der til hun røg på plejehjem som 80 årig. Har aldrig mødt min morfar. Han døde ung af en hjernetumor.

1966

you must go forth and sin or Jesus died for nothing

Han må være sur på hende 🤔

I just saw this and had to share it with y’all

she's a dense interference pattern she's always got something the matter regardless of what directions I give her she will be crossing bridges where there is no river

it was the best of times and it was the worst of times but at least it was 5 o'clock somewhere

Orchid Mantis (Latin: Hymenopus coronatus) The Malaysian flower mantis, or orchid mantis, is a very rare insect. These mantises come in a variety of colors, ranging from pink to yellow to white. Original post

there was a big bang they say and if they are right that's how I got to Memphis youtu.be/EDHV4PUZvgY?...

there are great ideas out there to whom do they pop

In my old age I've become crap at math. I'm in no shape to carry the 1.

🤣🤣

the leader of the dumbocracy

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Jeg udviser en dyb uinteresse for valget. Uanset udfaldet vil ca de samme mennesker gøre en masse ved alt muligt uvæsentligt og meget lidt ved det væsentlige. Og alt I alt vil de gøre mere skade end gavn.

fravalgkort

write me off at your convenience

😂🤣