Muppet Show er blevet genoplivet. Det skulle stort set ligne sig selv. Bortset fra at Miss Piggy uddeler trusler om sagsanlæg i stedet for håndkantshug. 😠😥 #gjssd

happy monday to those who celebrate

"så er det med at holde tungen lige i vandet" -sports kommentator

I am very impressed with his "hand"writing skills

driving blind sunset on a dusty road

Jeg går ikke og forventer min anden ungdom. Sådan én ville undrr alle omstændigheder også have gjort mere nytte under min første ungdom.

jeg sidder bare og står distancen

nu er der heldigvis kun et par måneder tilbage af januar

er ist normalerweise auch ein eisenbeisser

du hast dich in meinem universum quergestellt

Musk wordt even middels een ‘op dezelfde wijze redeneren’ methode op z’n plek gezet.

Det Hvide Hus demonstrerer igen, at det rummer dybe reservoirer af manglende viden.

they will work you into the ground and then they will tell you that the ground doesn't belong to you

Jeg var lige en kort tur forbi [tidligere kendt som Twitter], og så blev jeg nødt til at tænke på skoleskyderier. Bare for at overbevise mig selv om, at USA faktisk har et uddannelsessystem.

there's more but you get the point

the plot thickens the resistance of less path

Place a microphone in front of Bruce and he will look like he's having a troublesome bowel movement.

I shall remain unauthorised personnel

I am now at an age where I still have my thoughts but really can't be bothered to organize them I have written a lot and I have talked too much I have nothing to add

there are only two ways out one is the way out the other is fuck this

there is no substitute for a decent alternative

I broke something and I couldn't tell the difference

It's kind of amusing that in an age where a vast percentage of the population wouldn't recognize a landline telephone if it kicked them in the ass, these are still the icons that signify accepting or ending a call.

#NoKings The best protestor out here!

#vovsemandag ZzzZz

Ironisk www.tv2kosmopol.dk/hoeje-taastr...

cranking it up to 0.5

my name happened more or less by accident and I am not one of them I believe that what I believe could have been and might still be very different given the wrong circumstances

it is part of the human condition that everybody thinks they are mainlining truth

freedom is not being able to protect yourself fredom is not feeling threatened

the day shit turns into gold concerned billionaires will bio-engineer the poor to be born without assholes

it's a virtual orgy of fucks I don't give

there are infinite ways to end up at the inevitable

dna is easy habits die hard