Prosecutor: Your Honor, we admit into evidence a social media post from Mr. Comey's account. Please note the configuration of the sea shells. Judge: Did your year-long investigation include finding a dictionary definition for “eighty-six?" Prosecutor: Um… Judge: Case dismissed. Get the fuck out.

Happy Book Birthday...to me! My new #StarTrek: Picard novel TO DEFY FATE is officially on sale today in hardcover, ebook, and audiobook formats!

Based on actual events.

I also talked with Jeffrey Haas of the Traversing the Stars Podcast, discussing #StarTrek: Picard - TO DEFY FATE, which still drops this coming Tuesday. No spoilers here, either, so don't worry about me yucking your yum if you've not yet read the book. Thanks to Jeffrey for having me on!

I sat down with Charlie Carden and Peter Stine of the secretfriendsunite.bsky.social podcast to talk about my upcoming #StarTrek: Picard novel TO DEFY FATE, which drops this coming Tuesday, April 28th. The interview is spoiler free, so you're safe to listen even if you've not (yet?) read the book!

They’re just so ridiculously predictable.

Kansas City roadwork be like….

Happy 87th Birthday to The Six Million Dollar Man and the Unknown Stuntman himself, the one and only Lee Majors! To this day, I remain convinced he's always had the manliest running stride in the history of running men, and it's not even close. Fight me.

I may have been guilty of this. Also? A victim.

We're officially one week out from the release of my new #StarTrek: Picard novel TO DEFY FATE. It'll be available on April 28th in hardcover, eBook, and audiobook formats. In the meantime, here's something else you can ponder.

#StarTrek #TrekTuesday

Hey, Senior Citizen Discounts eMail List: Stop trying so hard to recruit me. I haven't declared my eligibility for the draft yet.

This afternoon’s movie. Oh, yeah.

"We temporarily lost signal from your delivery driver, but your order is still on the way." Translation: "I TURNED OFF THAT SHIT SO I COULD TAKE A LEAK AND EAT A SNICKERS WILL YOU FUCK OFF JUST FUCKING FUCK OFF."

“Due To circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today.” - M*A*S*H

When your kid cons you into participating in the school trivia night but elects to team up with another group instead of you so finishing at least better than them becomes a moral imperative.

"Photographer Andrew Harnik won the White House Correspondents' Association's Award for Excellence in Presidential News Coverage by Visual Journalists for a photo he took of a surreal moment featuring President Donald Trump last year in the Oval Office." Go see. It really is the perfect choice. 😁

I read comments from Moon landing deniers and I honestly wonder how these people don’t garrote themselves while flossing.

Hey, folks! We've got a Kickstarter going for SOUTHWATCH STORIES, a new antho of steampunk tales from Crazy 8 Press and StarWarp Concepts. Stories by Natalie Bartley, Phil Giunta, Robert Greenberger, Paul Kupperberg, Bobby Nash, Aaron Rosenberg, Steve Saville, Hildy Silverman, Richard White, and me!

Two weeks from today! My new novel #StarTrek: Picard - TO DEFY FATE will officially be on sale on April 28th in hardcover, eBook, and audiobook formats. In the meantime, I leave you with this thought to fester.

“The doctor will see YOU now.”

Okay, this isn't weird at all. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

If you view everything he does as a means of making money for himself and his cronies/puppeteers/fluffers and that he couldn't give a damn about what he destroys or who he harms in service of that goal, it all makes sense. We all know exactly who I'm talking about.

Fucking with the Moon hoaxers while visiting the old stomping grounds.

I’ve got fans.

So, hey! This is some crazy-assed shit. I think this is the closest thing he’s had to an erection since Stormy Daniels.

This is what happens when I use up my daily allotment of fucks to give.

The only reason I have a Truth Social account is so I can report on his dumbassery and do shit like this.

Happy #FirstContactDay. #StarTrek

Trying to get out of the rental car place, and keep running into cars being driven the wrong way on one-way aisles and roads. Plot twist: the cars were being driven by employees.

It’s DS9. It’s @unamccormack.bsky.social. Y’all know what that means. Y’all know what to do. #StatTrek

I may need to check this out.

“And just like that…cowabunga!”

He got Florida to give him the land for free. He’s been forcing various people and organizations to “donate” to his “presidential library fund” in exchange for his dropping lawsuits against them, all so he can build a hotel because he doesn’t “build libraries or museums.” P.T. Barnum undersold it.

I saw a post about how the Artemis recovery crew should dress up like Planet of the Apes characters when Orion returns to Earth. If the crew's on the ball, they've anticipated this and will act accordingly.....

“We fed our own bullshit paper into a chatbot and it confirms our bullshit,” is certainly a flex, Nic.

For the first time since I was 5 years old, humans are on their way to the Moon. I’m a kid all over again. #ArtemisII

Who's with me (and Emma)?

Thinking back to that time @kevindilmore.bsky.social and I broke up. web.archive.org/web/20240720...

We've taken care of everything the words you read, the songs you sing the pictures that bring pleasure to your eye..... April 1st, 1976: 50 years ago today, #Rush releases 2112. rush.com/albums/2112/

You guys. Look what I found today.

Friend and fellow word-pusher Rich White has invited me to come and play with folks like Natalie Bartley, Phil Giunta, Robert Greenberger, Paul Kupperberg, Bobby Nash, Aaron Rosenberg, Steven Savile, and Hildy Silverman for his new project SOUTHWATCH STORIES: A DARKSIDE CHRONICLES ANTHOLOGY. (1/3)

The most difficult decision I face whenever I start planning and packing for a trip is which book(s) I want to take, as my "To Be Read" stack is as eclectic as it is enormous. Tell me I'm not alone.

Not all heroes wear capes.

UPDATE: Only 32 more days of setting an alarm on a school day for the rest of my life. W00t.

@planetcomicon.bsky.social Day 2! #TeamTrek

Yo! @kevindilmore.bsky.social and I are set up and ready to roll for @planetcomicon.bsky.social! We’re at booths 1641 and 1643 all weekend!

Doooooo eeeet.

It’s like every member of the administration sits in their office dreaming up ways to out-simp each other.

Seen on a car at the restaurant where we ate tonight. I mean….yeah.