An actual post on Truth Social by the actual President of the Actual United States. How anyone looks at him and sees an actual functioning human let alone an inspiring leader is going to be a question historians will ponder for decades, if not centuries. truthsocial.com/@realDon.../...

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT THAT JOHN GOODMAN TURNS 74 TODAY?!? :: ahem :: Happy Birthday to the great John Goodman, pictured here as Walter Sobchak in THE BIG LEBOWSKI, perhaps my favorite thing he's ever done...and that's saying something.

"I'm afraid the Diet Coke machine will be quite inoperative when your friends arrive."

Meanwhile, on Earth-4547....

Follow me for more writing tips. #WritingLife

When you find out the name of the company paid to renovate the Reflecting Pool is "Greenwater Services."

You can DO it.

Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

He's a role model, you know. #Startrek #CaptainPicardDay

The best fight from yesterday's UFC circus.

Book premieres at conventions are the best book premieres.

When you wanna be on the front lines of the Culture War but you missed basic training and now you're trying to make it up on the battlefield. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON3z...

Watching the peasants perform on the White House lawn for his amusement like.....

Remember when a president wore a tan suit and sullied the dignity of the office? That was obviously so much worse than whatever the fuck this is.

I'm having to solve a CAPTCHA with nine pictures where you select the ones that answer the question. The question: "Select the things you'd find in a meeting room." Two of the pics show paper and pen. Three pics show shovels and I'm like, "Those are totes legit meeting tools too, amirite?" 🤔

My friends saw it opening week, and we stayed for two more screenings. By the end of that day, adventure most definitely had a new name, and that name was Indiana Jones. 45 years old today, and RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK remains not just one of the best films of the 1980s but arguably of all time.

My eternal struggle.

"The question isn't 'what *are* we going to do'? The question is 'what *aren't* we going to do'?" Today we pause to commemorate the 40th anniversary of Ferris Bueller's epic day off, which was chronicled on theater screens far and wide beginning on June 11th, 1986.

An actual, official, public-facing webpage of the United States Government. This would be embarrassing even if it didn’t read like it was written by a fifth grader. This shit is pathetic. www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/

Worst Sesame Street audition ever.

Caption this.

#ThrowbackThursday, to that time Captain Kirk got on Ben Grimm's bad side big time. #StarTrek #TBT

A rare portrait of Dear Leader without his makeup. #IYKYK

So, May was kinda sorta busy. #WritingLife

Inspired by the “Star Trek Shitposting” group on Facebook. #IYKYK

Thanks to a "work-related" conversation about stardates earlier today, I now want to write a #StarTrek: Discovery story set during the fifth season or soon after those events (not counting the time jump) for the sole purpose of employing the stardate 867530.9. This is now my mission in life.

The Oh-needers announce they will not be performing at the Great American State Fair.

School of Rock announces they will not be performing at Freedom 250’s Great American State Fair.

I sat down with Julian Brown over at @strangenewpod: A #StarTrek Podcast for a chat with my still minty-fresh #StarTrekPicard novel TO DEFY FATE. Many thanks to Julian and the team for having me on. The resulting interview is now available for your listening and/or viewing pleasure!

When you get the call to come salvage the Great American State Fair.

With all the confusion, we thought it necessary to issue a statement. #WormholeDeathCanon

Oh don't you dare look back Just keep your eyes on me I said, you're holding back She said shut up and dance with me This woman is my destiny She said "Ooh-ooh hoo," shut up and dance with me

Every single one is genuine.

One of my favorite data centers.

I can't stop playing with it.

"Hey, Paramount! I have this cool idea for a new Star Trek series!" Why Paramount lets Dayton's calls go to voicemail, example #6,382.

Josh has been having a bit of fun. As a consequence, a bunch of us #StarTrek fans have also been having our own bits of fun.

HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS. Did you know the word "dumb" has the letter "b" in it? I just learned that today, and apparently not a lot of people know this, so if you do then pat yourself on the back, because you're special. Just like him. Jesus Tap Dancing Christ on a Twister mat, is he an idiot.

15 minutes in a 3-way discussion about stardates, which included me emailing someone who could offer definitive reasoning for where we think we need to be. This job is weird, sometimes. #StarTrek #StarTrekEverywhere

"Good morning, Mr. Hunt." MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE, the big-budget update of the classic 1960s/70s television series (and its lesser known but still decent 1980s continuation) starring Tom Cruise, hit theaters on this date in 1996, the first of eight(?) M:I films released between then and 2025.

Happy 45th Anniversary to OUTLAND! Starring Sean Connery, Frances Sternhagen, Peter Boyle, and James P. Sikking, it was released on this date in 1981, and it remains one of the better and underrated 1980s SF films.

Stories of the Creature from the Armory are spoken in hushed whispers...... #IYKYK

Okay, readers: Name a book that you bought just for the title, whether or not you ended up enjoying it. One of mine, that I’m currently reading: THE GREATEST BEER RUN EVER. And yes, it’s living up to the title. 😃 What say you?

Scheduled to arrive via FedEx today: - Tractor beam - Medical staff - Photon torpedoes #StarTrek #TrekTuesday #IYKYK

Youngest requested a recreation of a favorite photo at her high school graduation this past Friday.

Idle thoughts.

Um...... trumpmobile.com

I mean.......

"You screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong." May 16, 1986: the U.S. Navy is gifted with what might still rank as its best-ever recruiting film, eclipsing such classics as McHale's Navy, The Hunt for Red October, and even Down Periscope.