KimWilliamz
@kimwilliamz.bsky.social
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Thanks for dropping by. Next time bring snacks.
My go to trauma response is Gfy.
12 days ago
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Did I tell you guys about the time I scarfed back a corn dog and washed it down with a Budweiser?
19 days ago
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Buddy you canāt scare me. Iāve had a Twitter account for 16 years.
25 days ago
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She fought the fascists and the fascists won.
about 1 month ago
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America your president is a complete idiot.
about 1 month ago
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry
https://theonion.com/grown-man-licking-ice-cream-cone-placed-on-sex-offender-registry/
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jfree
about 1 month ago
the jokes are the resistance
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This app is dumber than ordering chicken at a steak house.
about 1 month ago
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Is there anything in America that isnāt completely stupid?
about 1 month ago
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The Onion
about 2 months ago
Health Department Shuts Down Guy Fieri
https://theonion.com/health-department-shuts-down-guy-fieri/
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2 months ago
I think the rich are winning the class war, you guys
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideā¢ļø
2 months ago
*rolls over in bed onto a Wendyās bag containing a half eaten Baconator This must be what supermodels feel like when they wake up.
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Another beautiful sunset from the back deck. Hope all you idiots are having a lovely evening.
2 months ago
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When youāre hedging your bets make sure to consult me first.
2 months ago
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I think when you lose weight it transfers on to some skinny bitch from high school, who now looks like your mother.
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Iām not in any way celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk, but a lot of the jokes about it are really funny
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E.D.D.I.E.z
2 months ago
the good thing about living on a zombie island is eventually the brainless cannibals will eat themselves
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Nothing much, just trying out this recipe for cottage cheese fries. I could be here a while.
3 months ago
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Some people are so toxic that they remind you of a tampon from the 80s.
4 months ago
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Mark Cuban
5 months ago
I love you too š„°
add a skeleton here at some point
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jfree
10 months ago
Water has no effect on fake flowers.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideā¢ļø
6 months ago
Gonna change my name to Avery Logpile and see if I can find a job as a professional toilet clogger.
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That feeling you get when someone nails an interpretative dance.
6 months ago
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Wilde Thingy
6 months ago
The Internet is the greatest repository of human stupidity in all of history.
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I bet kids donāt even read cereal boxes anymore.
6 months ago
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Remember when itās hot, you lick it from the bottom up.
6 months ago
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideā¢ļø
6 months ago
I hate myself, Iām gonna watch a Gwyneth Paltrow movie cuz itās what I deserve.
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Youāre born and then you die and thereās a lot of sadness in between.
6 months ago
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideā¢ļø
6 months ago
I need some relationship advice, I should probably ask PussySlayer69.
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Itās been raining all day and I got your poetry right here.
6 months ago
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideā¢ļø
6 months ago
Happy Motherās Day I got you hash browns and toilet paper.
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Maybe this Pope can get Catholic school girls to close their legs.
6 months ago
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š„āŖļøš„
7 months ago
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideā¢ļø
7 months ago
Kiss me, I taste like discount salami.
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E.D.D.I.E.z
7 months ago
sluts
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Did Alfie ever figure out whatās it all about?
7 months ago
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Why do they call it the Mediterranean diet when itās just eating healthy and in moderation?
7 months ago
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WeRateDogs
7 months ago
This is Gunner. He is a big strong dog who happens to not be able to sleep until he's tucked into bed with two pillows and his Eeyore stuffy. 13/10
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Remember when āwhatshisnameā tried that absence makes the heart grow fonder thing?
7 months ago
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Maybe itās a character flaw or maybe theyāre just crazy.
7 months ago
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It wouldnāt be Florida if people werenāt drunk driving at 9 am.
7 months ago
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The best part about living by yourself is every.single.thing.
7 months ago
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I started a free counseling service but itās only for people who donāt need it.
7 months ago
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I pick up on vibes. Iām a vibe picker upper.
8 months ago
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All the butt joke people must have fallen into the cracks.
8 months ago
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Did you know that speedos were invented to give European men a way to smuggle the family jewels out of China?
8 months ago
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When I walk in a room and someone says āhere comes troubleā that person gets me.
8 months ago
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideā¢ļø
8 months ago
Bathing in Drakkar Noir to get ready for weekend sensuality.
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I said my dog used to watch the The Masked Singer, not me.
8 months ago
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