KimWilliamz
@kimwilliamz.bsky.social
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Thanks for dropping by. Next time bring snacks.
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The Onion
2 days ago
Athletes In Raucous Olympic Village Fuckfest Fake Having Bible Study As Curlers Enter Room
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Athletes In Raucous Olympic Village Fuckfest Fake Having Bible Study As Curlers Enter Room
MILAN—Rushing around the dormitory in order to conceal evidence of their recent activity, the dozens of athletes engaging in a raucous Olympic Village fuckfest Thursday were reportedly forced to fake ...
https://theonion.com/athletes-in-raucous-olympic-village-fuckfest-fake-having-bible-study-as-curlers-enter-room/
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Just in! If you were born in Florida you may be eligible for a mental disability.
2 days ago
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Me as a barista. I dgaf what you want in your coffee. The shit’s over there.
6 days ago
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Tattoos are not a necessity but diapers are. Good talk.
15 days ago
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The fcks I give are limited to animals these days.
18 days ago
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In Otter News
about 1 month ago
It’s been an eventful day. Steve has seized Rome. He’s not sure how.
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Starting a gofundme for Mickey Rourke. All donations will go directly to me. No scammers.
about 2 months ago
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Obsessed with Sushi, so why isn’t sushi obsessed with me?
about 2 months ago
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I just checked Santa’s nice list, and not one funny person is on it.
3 months ago
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French Bulldogs are like squirrels, but more unpredictable.
3 months ago
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My go to trauma response is Gfy.
4 months ago
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Did I tell you guys about the time I scarfed back a corn dog and washed it down with a Budweiser?
4 months ago
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Buddy you can’t scare me. I’ve had a Twitter account for 16 years.
4 months ago
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She fought the fascists and the fascists won.
4 months ago
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America your president is a complete idiot.
4 months ago
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The Onion
4 months ago
Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry
https://theonion.com/grown-man-licking-ice-cream-cone-placed-on-sex-offender-registry/
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jfree
5 months ago
the jokes are the resistance
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This app is dumber than ordering chicken at a steak house.
5 months ago
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Is there anything in America that isn’t completely stupid?
5 months ago
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The Onion
5 months ago
Health Department Shuts Down Guy Fieri
https://theonion.com/health-department-shuts-down-guy-fieri/
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5 months ago
I think the rich are winning the class war, you guys
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
5 months ago
*rolls over in bed onto a Wendy’s bag containing a half eaten Baconator This must be what supermodels feel like when they wake up.
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Another beautiful sunset from the back deck. Hope all you idiots are having a lovely evening.
5 months ago
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When you’re hedging your bets make sure to consult me first.
5 months ago
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I think when you lose weight it transfers on to some skinny bitch from high school, who now looks like your mother.
5 months ago
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6 months ago
I’m not in any way celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk, but a lot of the jokes about it are really funny
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E.D.D.I.E.z
5 months ago
the good thing about living on a zombie island is eventually the brainless cannibals will eat themselves
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Nothing much, just trying out this recipe for cottage cheese fries. I could be here a while.
6 months ago
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Some people are so toxic that they remind you of a tampon from the 80s.
7 months ago
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Mark Cuban
8 months ago
I love you too 🥰
add a skeleton here at some point
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jfree
about 1 year ago
Water has no effect on fake flowers.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
9 months ago
Gonna change my name to Avery Logpile and see if I can find a job as a professional toilet clogger.
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That feeling you get when someone nails an interpretative dance.
9 months ago
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Wilde Thingy
9 months ago
The Internet is the greatest repository of human stupidity in all of history.
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I bet kids don’t even read cereal boxes anymore.
9 months ago
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Remember when it’s hot, you lick it from the bottom up.
9 months ago
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
9 months ago
I hate myself, I’m gonna watch a Gwyneth Paltrow movie cuz it’s what I deserve.
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You’re born and then you die and there’s a lot of sadness in between.
10 months ago
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
10 months ago
I need some relationship advice, I should probably ask PussySlayer69.
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It’s been raining all day and I got your poetry right here.
10 months ago
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
10 months ago
Happy Mother’s Day I got you hash browns and toilet paper.
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Maybe this Pope can get Catholic school girls to close their legs.
10 months ago
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🔥⛪️🔥
10 months ago
🇺🇸 🦅
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
10 months ago
Kiss me, I taste like discount salami.
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E.D.D.I.E.z
10 months ago
sluts
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Did Alfie ever figure out what’s it all about?
10 months ago
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Why do they call it the Mediterranean diet when it’s just eating healthy and in moderation?
10 months ago
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WeRateDogs
10 months ago
This is Gunner. He is a big strong dog who happens to not be able to sleep until he's tucked into bed with two pillows and his Eeyore stuffy. 13/10
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Remember when ‘whatshisname’ tried that absence makes the heart grow fonder thing?
10 months ago
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Maybe it’s a character flaw or maybe they’re just crazy.
10 months ago
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