The Roman Catholic Church was named that because they like that salute so much

There ain’t shit in America except for corn ‘n porn

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

The new UI for iOS 26 is giving Windows 7

insert a movie into another movie Evil Dead 2 Fast 2 Furious

Getting my Christmas cards ready.

our lil thanksgiving table, the roast keebler came out so juicy this year!

“Ego death” is such a dramatic name for amnesia

I cloned a summer oyster that I found in August and now I have my very own unique Jersey Oyster strain that I can grow.

Yo, is your girl autistic? I heard she was into trains…

Nice haul of olive oysterlings

Cool looking mushrooms that I found this week

This looks like a joke

Do you guys think Rachel Ray is CIA?

Just voted blue like a sucker

Wow 🤩

“Every man over 40 should be doing military style workouts.” Really? Workouts designed for 20 year olds?! How the fuck does that make sense?

If your brain is a computer, then you’re spyware

Metallica vs Megadeth discourse is consistently the dumbest shit I read online

Eventually, the rock ‘n’ roll time cops would show up to try and stop me. But good luck. I have complete control over the rock ‘n’ roll time machine. they’ll never catch me.

Stump puffballs make a delicious lunch

Figuratively means doing something while looking like a fig. When you figure something out, it means you have realized it looks like a fig. If you say someone has a nice figure it means you are complimenting their fig finding abilities.

Some brick caps that I grew out on the porch

Meet me at the hidden pond at sunrise

The woods were beautiful this morning

Weird Alopecia Yankovic

This explains the wild-eyed chipmunk I saw earlier

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this

Sure, let’s connect dots. Parallel realities, optional truths, and maximum confidence.

L O G G I N G O N

It’s like the universe hit “select all” and applied misfortune globally. Bold move.

If a nightmare disappears, let it.

The 21st century is turning out to be godawful

I never want to hear about New York City again

Green Gables Allin

The algorithms on other platforms have been serving me up a bunch of Gnosticism content lately. Is this happening to anyone else?

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

I think the rich are winning the class war, you guys

Autumn is slowly making its way to the Netherlands. Can't wait to work on my Mushrooms in their Natural World Series again next month.

Starting to think the tree of knowledge was social media

Man, they couldn’t have designed a better society breaking discourse cycle than this Charlie Kirk shit if they tried. A whole country of gaslit motherfuckers up in here…

WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN COLLAPSING EMPIRE RUNS WILD ON YOU 🫵

Now this is an excellent use of AI youtu.be/SnCrD4pTqkc?...

I’m not in any way celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk, but a lot of the jokes about it are really funny

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

America reminds me of a how when person who is suffering from mental illness and are completely preoccupied by their mental illness. The mental illness in this case is politics

No comment on the current thing because unfortunately we’re all victims of the rich man’s tricks